WeAreSoBlack
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Loyal: He sat for hours with his grandmother in the ER — 'Spent 3 hours in the waiting room at the ER with my grandmother' — showing commitment to family when it matters.
- Culture‑savvy: He constantly references niche creators, games and drops — 'Go subscribe to Jim eagle' and 'Playing Lethal Company' — which shows he knows and moves inside tight online communities.
- Fearless: He routinely posts incendiary takes like 'You don’t get to ask for unity. We are going to fucking redacted you' which demonstrates a willingness to say things most avoid.
- Persistent: He keeps following threads, merch drops and long projects — the 40‑hour print saga 'Print fucked up 70% of the way through a 40 hour print' shows he sticks with time‑consuming efforts.
- Witty: His self‑mocking and internet‑savvy jokes, for example admitting 'I am profoundly mentally retarded and love the mario and zelda tv shows' (used sarcastically), show a dark sense of humor and quickness with online meme language.
Weaknesses:
- Provocateur: Repeated use of slurs and violent rhetoric like 'A lot of people are gonna die in the next 6 months' makes him an escalator of conflict rather than a peacemaker.
- Impulsive: Frequent late‑night eruptions — 'Feel bad for anyone who wasn’t up at 3am today' — suggest he posts without pause and then doubles down publicly.
- Alienating: Tweets that openly denigrate groups, for example blaming hospital staff and using slurs after the ER visit, needlessly burn bridges and isolate potential allies.
- Conspiratorial: Repeated insinuations about coverups and 'they want you dead' style posts show a tendency to assume secret plots rather than engage with evidence.
- Self‑destructive: Frequent public dramatics about debt and impulse purchases — 'Accidentally put myself in debt slavery' — suggest poor long‑term planning and a habit of public oversharing.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Bart is the best Simpsons match because of the gleeful, juvenile mischief, trolling and attention‑seeking streak; Nicholas’s timeline is a constant string of pranks, baiting and late‑night chaos ('Feel bad for anyone who wasn’t up at 3am today... premium trump dead cope'), which reads like Bart’s schoolyard anarchy transplanted online. Both enjoy provoking authority and stirring trouble for sport rather than out of principled outrage, and both treat social norms as targets rather than constraints.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
ENTP fits because Nicholas’s timeline is full of debate, contrarian takes and idea‑driven trolling rather than emotional processing: he writes things like 'We have to stop accepting their frame' showing preference for reframing and argument (Ne + Ti). His extraversion/engagement is visible with late‑night community baiting and amplifying creators ('Go subscribe to Jim eagle', 'Feel bad for anyone who wasn’t up at 3am today'), which aligns with Extraverted Intuition seeking attention. His thinking orientation comes through in sarcastic, dissecting posts ('Stop trying to make me like Ben Shapiro, its working'), and his perceiving streak shows in impulsive posting and shifting topics rapidly ('Investing in a month of premium basic... hopefully i can take advantage of the greatest character limit'). Overall, his style is idea‑first, opportunistic, argumentative and performatively unpredictable — classic ENTP behaviors.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a rare fukbin drop? Because I’ll camp outside at 3am and fight a dozen rage‑quitters for you.
- You must be a collectible lunch box, because I’m financing you even if it bankrupts me — want to be on my wall?
- If loving retro cartoons is a crime, I’ll be your accomplice — let’s rewatch Mario & Zelda and argue about the theme songs.
- Call me Grok, because I’ll pay for premium just to get closer to your hot takes.
- I’ll trade you my last rubix cube stockpile for a date — I promise I won’t rage‑quit on you mid‑conversation.
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Your new Twitter bio
Infamous Nicholas Gurr — contrarian content sculptor, retro-gamer, and collector of weird merch. Second-gen German-American 🇩🇪, unapologetic provocateur, and a devoted late‑night troll who still checks the ER with family. MAGA‑adjacent, platform‑savvy, and always hunting the next cult creator — follow for heated takes, collectible flexes, and absurd internet energy.– @WeAreSoBlack
Your signature cocktail
The Fukbin Fizz
The Fukbin Fizz mixes bold, rough edges with seasonal kitsch — bourbon for the rugged provocateur energy, pumpkin spice syrup as a nod to his gleeful 'PUMPKIN SPICE SOAP IS BACK' moment, and activated charcoal to make it look dark and confrontational like his timeline. Lime brightens it like his sharp one‑liners ('Stop trying to make me like Ben Shapiro, its working'), and ginger beer adds a fizzy, unpredictable kick for late‑night trolling sessions. It’s brash, a little ridiculous and definitely memorable — much like his posts about fukbins and lunch boxes.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Slytherin fits because Nicholas aims for influence, plays political power games and is strategic about framing and escalation. He repeatedly rejects compromise — 'We have to stop accepting their frame' — and delights in cultivating a loyal faction ('Patriots'), which mirrors Slytherin’s emphasis on ambition and leadership. His willingness to use any rhetorical tool, including provocation, to gain advantage recalls Slytherin pragmatism rather than Gryffindor's open heroism or Hufflepuff's quiet fairness. He’s less motivated by pure intellect for its own sake than by winning and controlling narratives, which is classic Slytherin behavior.
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Sympathy for the Devil - The Rolling Stones
The song’s narrator who recounts chaotic, controversial history with a smug, performative voice mirrors Nicholas’s relish for provocation and moral inversion — he frequently celebrates transgressive takes and plays the contrarian as a persona, evident in lines like 'You don’t get to whine and cry about peace and love after murdering one of the other side’s guy.' The track’s unsettling mix of charm and menace fits his style of courting outrage while staying oddly self‑assured.
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