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This user reads as a very online, self-aware Lisa Simpson who’s grown a thick layer of irony and shitposting over a pretty earnest core. They show strong ethical stances and disgust for reactionary or harmful stuff, like calling out extremists in “esoteric neo nazis are the most insufferable people on this earth i hate them so much” and setting hard boundaries in “if you are a friend or follower of mine and like feral porn please do us both a favor and block me”, which fits Lisa’s moral backbone. They’re also clearly nerdy and intellectually curious about niche topics—gushing about minerals in “i love mindat. what a goated resource” and weird games in “I FUCKING LOVE WEIRD LITTLE GAMES”—mirroring Lisa’s love of obscure interests. At the same time, they deploy constant irony, self-deprecating humor, and meta-internet jokes in posts like “bitches love me for my..... my uhhh.... they love me for my ummmmm” and “employment status: self employed social media influencer”, which feels like Lisa filtered through modern Twitter culture. Their mix of earnest politics, niche obsessions, and sardonic humor makes Lisa Simpson the closest match among the main characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly engage with oomfs and followers, craving interaction rather than privacy, as seen in “I NEED TO TALK TO MORE OF MY OOMFS” and self-aware social posting like “employment status: self employed social media influencer”. Their humor and interests are heavily conceptual and pattern-driven, indicating Intuition over Sensing: they obsess over weird, abstract media and worldbuilding in things like Corru and Look Outside, for example “i will never stop shilling corru” and meta takes like “everything's computer”. They show strong Thinking: their posts often use cutting, analytical or moral stances rather than softened emotional language, such as “esoteric neo nazis are the most insufferable people on this earth i hate them so much” and “glad more people are realizing that patricia taxxon is fucking insane”, as well as hard boundaries like “if you are a friend or follower of mine and like feral porn please do us both a favor and block me”. Their timeline is spontaneous, chaotic and playful rather than structured, pointing to Perceiving: they jump from mineral collections to bizarre hypotheticals to game takes, exemplified by impulsive thoughts like “buying one of those vapes with a display on it and using it to play videos of my favorite characters begging me to hit it (i do not smoke or vape)” and “abolish weeks and months”. Overall, this mix of extroverted meme-driven engagement, abstract niche obsessions, sharp analytical humor, and improvisational lifestyle aligns best with ENTP – the playful, argumentative idea-spinner archetype.

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Game oddities, minerals & media brainrot. Once nearly crashed my bike, blamed the car’s design instead of the driver. 21, Sweden. Robots welcome, nazis not.– @weeallvis

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The aquavit base plants this drink firmly in Sweden and their slightly chaotic national pride, echoing their posts like “explaining swedish history to an american: imagine a birger” and “dom säljer juleskum i fucking september bror”. Lingonberry syrup brings a sharp, bright sweetness for their affectionate, goofy side in tweets like “my new years resolution is to kiss more friends” and “i love posting about corru despite only like 4 of my followers getting it”. The cold-brew coffee shot is the late-night brainrot and weird-game fixation of “I FUCKING LOVE WEIRD LITTLE GAMES” and “i will never stop shilling corru”, giving it a strong, wired energy. Dry vermouth adds a crisp, slightly bitter backbone for the moments of harsh clarity and moral lines, like “esoteric neo nazis are the most insufferable people on this earth i hate them so much” and “if you are a friend or follower of mine and like feral porn please do us both a favor and block me”. The silver shimmer nods to their robot/monolith vibe and mineral nerdiness—“everyone's favorite robot”, “i need to make a list of all the different minerals and rocks i have”, and the whole corruskivi mythos in “Vekoa is helping me find my corruskivi.”—turning the glass into a little, sparkling sci-fi core sample.

Your Hogwarts House
Vis shows a strong Ravenclaw profile through curiosity, niche interests, and a playful but analytical mind. They clearly enjoy learning weird and specific things, praising resources like Wikipedia and Mindat: “wikipedia is a wonderful place” and “i love mindat. what a goated resource”, which signals a love of knowledge for its own sake. Their fascination with phenomena like the Tunguska event and war-preparedness pamphlets—“i used to think about the tunguska event so much when i was like 10… it's still fascinating to me” and “do other countries also have war preparedness pamphlets or is this a sweden thing”—shows an inquisitive, detail‑oriented mindset more than a purely emotional or status‑driven one. They also revel in obscure and experimental media and games, as in “I FUCKING LOVE WEIRD LITTLE GAMES” and “i will never stop shilling corru”, which fits Ravenclaw’s love of the unusual and intellectually stimulating. Their humor is sharp and referential rather than earnest or domineering, as with “leaded gasoline was the og brainrot” and “everything's computer”, suggesting wit and meta-awareness more than the boldness of Gryffindor, the soft focus of Hufflepuff, or the overt ambition of Slytherin. Overall, the consistent thread is clever curiosity and delight in strange knowledge, which is quintessentially Ravenclaw.

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A dramatic, self-aware anthem like Welcome to the Black Parade fits their mix of irony, intensity, and sincerity. They oscillate between absurd humor and existential flair, calling themselves a “5'6.5 warrior poet” in their bio and posting things like “life is cold, disgusting, scary, horrible, cruel and strange and i wouldn't have it any other way”, which mirrors the song’s embrace of pain as part of living. Their timeline is full of theatrical, almost performative melodrama, such as “Before 2025 ends who wants to admit they want to smash me into bits with a sledgehammer 😂” and “talking to people is easy as fuck because if it gets too scary you can just kill them”, reminiscent of the song’s over-the-top emotional stakes. At the same time, they show a sincere, slightly emo fondness for niche media and weird little games, like “I FUCKING LOVE WEIRD LITTLE GAMES” and “i will never stop shilling corru”, echoing the song’s heartfelt devotion to one’s strange, chosen world. Their combination of dark humor, earnestness, and theatrical self-mythologizing makes Welcome to the Black Parade an especially apt fit.

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