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Your Simpsons character
The user’s timeline is chaotic, profanity‑laden, and self‑deprecating, showing a rebellious, meme‑obsessed teen persona. A tweet such as "popierdoli mnie lowkey chce się zabić lowkey jestem śmieciem lowkey nic kurwa nie robie w życiu lowkey jestem jak wrzod pierdolony" illustrates extreme edgy self‑hate. Another tweet "Ej ludzie narzekają ze Shadow of the tomb raider najgorsza część z trylogii ale kurwa w chuj ją lubie bo cały klimacik jest dopierdolony" shows the user defending unpopular gaming opinions with vulgar enthusiasm. These traits mirror Bart Simpson’s love of mischief, defiant slang, and willingness to flout norms, as seen when he says “Eat my shorts!” and constantly pushes back against authority. Therefore Bart Simpson is the Simpsons character that best matches this user.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows introverted tendencies, often turning inward and venting personal feelings: "lowkey jestem śmieciem lowkey nic kurwa nie robie w życiu" and "Mowie do @Camelezulte360" indicate self‑focused expression rather than seeking group interaction. Their language is rich in metaphor and abstract associations, such as "literalnie legenda Literalnie zmartwychwstały Chrystus" and "Strasznie mi się yo podoba... wewnętrznie healuje ten zamysł", suggesting an intuitive (N) preference for big‑picture ideas over concrete details. Decision‑making is clearly feeling‑driven, with value‑laden statements like "Gdy ktoś pyta o poglądy polityczne mowie: Lewy" and emotional outbursts "popierdoli mnie lowkey chce się zabić", indicating they prioritize personal values and emotions. The pattern of spontaneous, unstructured posting—"lowkey bym chciała ale kurwa za daleko", "TOP 3 ULTIMATE WAIFU", and frequent meme‑filled bursts—reflects a perceiving (P) style rather than a scheduled, organized approach. Together these traits align best with the INFP personality type.

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Meme archivist, gamer & cat photographer. Fun fact: My aquarium fish is named 'Ghost' because it looks like a corpse. 🎮📸 #TombRaider fan.– @weedzioskunik

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The Lowkey Lethal Meowtomb is a chaotic, neon‑lit concoction that mirrors @weedzioskunik’s love for edgy gaming and cat‑like attitude. The smoky mezcal captures the dark tomb‑raider vibe from tweets like "Ej ludzie narzekają ze Shadow of the tomb raider… ale kurwa w chuj ją lubie". The bright blue curaçao gives the neon cyberpunk flair they mention in "Kurwa zagrałabym w cyberpunk znowu albo widmo wolności ale nie mam ps 5". Lime juice adds a sour bite reflecting the frustration in "Wkurwia mnie zycie czuje się jak edgy nastolatek nie chce w chuj żeby życie szło do przodu". A splash of energy drink fuels the gamer stamina they brag about "już jutro w nocy the game awards będzie oglądane", while a dash of pickle brine nods to the #PISSQUEEN swagger in their bio.

Your Hogwarts House
The user often displays bold, unapologetic expression, for example "Mowie do @Camelezulte360 Że oo jaką niepopulistyczna opinia o jezu o jezu ale edgy uu A on mowi tak Brzmisz jak Kiszak", showing a willingness to voice controversial opinions. They also openly share depressive thoughts, as in "popierdoli mnie lowkey chce się zabić lowkey jestem śmieciem lowkey nic kurwa nie robie w życiu lowkey jestem jak wrzod pierdolony niech mnie serio wyjebiom z domu i tak chcą", which indicates a raw bravery in confronting personal struggles publicly. Their frequent use of profanity and aggressive language, such as "Kurwa ZASNĘŁAM PO DRUGIEJ MINI NAGRODZIE NA GAME AWRADS WSTAJE I DKSTAJE NAJLSPSZA INFORMACJE NA SWIECIE NOWY TOMB RAIDER DWA KURWA NOWE TOMB RAIDERY", reflects a daring, fearless attitude typical of Gryffindor. Additionally, they show an impulsive, adventurous spirit when they say "Lowkey bym chciala ale kurwa za daleko" about wanting to do something risky. These traits of daring, outspoken nature and confronting challenges align best with Gryffindor.

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The track "Hurt" by Nine Inch Nails (also famously covered by Johnny Cash) captures the raw, self‑destructive anguish that @weedzioskunik constantly broadcasts. In tweets they write, 'popierdoli mnie lowkey chce się zabić lowkey jestem śmieciem lowkey nic kurwa nie robie w życiu lowkey jestem jak wrzod pierdolony…', which mirrors the song’s confessional lines "I hurt myself today / To see if I still feel". Their frustration is also evident in a post that says, 'Wkurwia mnie zycie czuje się jak edgy nastolatek nie chce w chuj żeby życie szło do przodu ucieka mi ją nie nadążam ja się duszę ja się kirwa dusze', echoing the song’s theme of numbness and desperation. Even their chaotic love of games and memes, like the rant 'Ej ludzie narzekają ze Shadow of the tomb raider najgorsza część z trylogii ale kurwa w chuj ją lubie…', shows a sense of being an outsider looking in, a feeling central to "Hurt". Because the song blends stark honesty about pain with a haunting melody, it feels like a perfect soundtrack to the user’s online persona.

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