weejunstan
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humor: Posts jokes and absurd observations, e.g., “Hilarious ad” and “I trust the indians regarding the properties of poop 🙏🙏.”
- Honesty: Openly admits personal flaws, such as feeling embarrassed about performing on camera.
- Self-awareness: Acknowledges cognitive biases, like noting his own sunk‑cost fallacy.
- Cultural curiosity: Shows interest in history and customs, e.g., reading Swedish history and sharing Italian liturgical details.
- Fashion sense: Talks about clothing and style, mentioning new shirts, pink OCBDs, and acquiring weejuns.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecation: Frequently belittles himself, calling himself a “performative looser” and saying “Running SUCKS and looks retarded.”
- Substance reliance: Relies on alcohol and cigarettes as coping, noting “I desperately need alcohol” and “Craving cigs.”
- Procrastination: Spends time on unrelated activities, like reading Swedish history instead of studying.
- Provocative language: Uses slurs and controversial terms such as “retarded,” “nigtard,” and references “N word November.”
- Financial irresponsibility: Admits to “Being financially irresponsible to enjoy life” and impulsive Black Friday spending.
Your Simpsons character
Ned Flanders
The user describes themselves as a "Catholic reactionary" and frequently references Catholic traditions, such as "Can't wait for my yearly advent read of Brideshead revisited 🥰🥰" and detailed knowledge of liturgical customs in "Italian custom (prescribed by the SRC) of not allowing the stole to be visible under a chasuble." This strong religious identity and conservative outlook closely mirrors Ned Flanders, who is the most devout and morally conservative character in The Simpsons. The user also shows a self‑deprecating, guilt‑laden humor about indulgences—e.g., "Being financially irresponsible to enjoy life is so worth it. There's nothing more boring than a cheapskate."—which is reminiscent of Ned’s frequent self‑critique and attempts to live a virtuous life. Their occasional reliance on prayer emojis ("I trust the indians regarding the properties of poop 🙏🙏") further underscores a pious mindset similar to Flanders' constant invocations of God. While the user’s profanity and “incel” self‑label differ from Ned’s upbeat tone, the dominant pattern of Catholic devotion and reactionary values makes Ned Flanders the closest match among the main Simpsons characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
His tweets focus on personal reflections rather than social interaction, e.g., “Came home after a lovely visit in Rome … I'm the loneliest man in Oxford”, indicating Introversion. He frequently shares concrete details and sensory experiences, such as “Spent almost three hours reading Swedish history on Wikipedia” and “Italian custom (prescribed by the SRC) of not allowing the stole to be visible”, pointing to Sensing. Decision‑making is driven by personal values and feelings, evident in “Being financially irresponsible to enjoy life is so worth it… There's nothing more boring than a cheapskate” and “I trust the Indians regarding the properties of poop 🙏🙏”. His lifestyle appears flexible and spontaneous, as shown by “Locking in 🫡” and “I have been working on the same mechanics assignment for three days straight… I desperately need alcohol”, suggesting Perceiving. These traits align best with an ISFP personality.
Some pickup lines for you
- I saw you love a whiskey‑soda and a pipe—how about we light up together, set your watch to ‘forever’, and debate the sunk‑cost fallacy while figuring out if we’re the most goated couple on Black Friday?
- Your devotion to the Official Preppy Handbook and Thomas Sowell shows you appreciate classic style—let’s match our pink Oxford‑stripe OCBDs over a dry martini and see who can out‑preppy the other.
- You’ve been diving into Swedish history and medieval Italian baroque—maybe we can write our own epic over sauerkraut, a Swedish burger, and a lively debate about the hidden‑stole tradition you love.
- Since you’re binge‑watching Hornblower, I’ll be your first mate: pipe in hand, whiskey‑soda ready, and a route plotted from Rome to Oxford for the perfect adventure.
- You’ve been rope‑maxxing and stuck on that mechanics assignment—let me be the missing variable that ties everything together, from a rope‑tight date to a night of dry martinis and a solution to the sunk‑cost fallacy.
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Your new Twitter bio
Engineering student, history nerd (once spent 3 hrs on Swedish history instead of a deadline), whiskey & pipe lover, preppy style fan. Swedish 🇸🇪– @weejunstan
Your signature cocktail
Herr Weejun's Midnight Elixir
The "Herr Weejun's Midnight Elixir" is a dark, smoky old‑fashioned‑style cocktail that combines the boldness of bourbon with a touch of Swedish aquavit, echoing his love for whiskey ("Feeling for a whiskey soda") and his Swedish roots. A drizzle of lingonberry syrup adds a tart, almost bitter‑sweet note that mirrors his candid food critiques, while the smoked rosemary sprig mimics his pipe‑smoking habit ("I ashamedly do enjoy smoking a pipe, but I would NEVER do it recording myself behind a camera."). The drink’s refined orange twist nods to his preppy literary cravings ("Can't wait for my yearly advent read of Brideshead revisited 🥰🥰"). Finally, its strength and indulgent sweetness celebrate his mantra of living large ("Being financially irresponsible to enjoy life is so worth it.").
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
The user frequently mentions reading and learning, such as "Spent almost three hours reading Swedish history on Wikipedia instead of studying" and "Can't wait for my yearly advent read of Brideshead revisited", showing a love for knowledge. Their interest in economics ("How it feels like walking in to a liberal book shop and asking for Basic Economics by Thomas Sowell") and genetics ("Crazy how the phenotypes are accurate") further reflects a curious mind. They also self‑identify as needing to be more nerdy, indicating an awareness of intellectual pursuits. This focus on learning, wit, and curiosity aligns best with Ravenclaw values.
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Your song
Creep - Radiohead
"Creep" captures the outsider feeling that @weejunstan repeatedly conveys, for example his tweet “I'm the loneliest man in Oxford” and his self‑description as a “retarded incel.” The song’s bleak refrain “I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo” mirrors his comment that “our depressing world needs more gray” and his disdain for mainstream activities like “Running sucks and looks retarded.” The lyric “I don’t belong here” fits his posts about feeling out of place, such as walking into a liberal bookshop asking for Thomas Sowell or being trapped on a mechanics assignment for days while desperately needing “alcohol.” Additionally, the song’s melancholy tone aligns with his references to gloom and futility, like “Sunk cost fallacy but it's literally me,” underscoring his persistent sense of alienation.
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