Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Empathetic critic: Shows concern for serious topics and calls out harmful romanticization, e.g. challenging aestheticizing Lolita in “I really think some people haven't read the book…”.
- Passionate fan: Expresses strong, joyful enthusiasm for interests like Peanuts, MCR, Weezer, and games, such as “GUESS WHOS SEEING MY CHEM AT COMERICA PARK OH MY FUCKING GOD”.
- Playful humor: Uses silly, self-aware jokes and absurdity, like calling her mouth “the mono pool” in “Lowkey i share drinks with everyone…”.
- Supportive partner: Frequently mentions and includes her boyfriend in art, music, and costume plans, e.g. “MY BOYFRIEND SAID WE XOULD BE THE DEMOLITION LOVERS FOR HALLOWEEN I WIN”.
- Creative artist: Actively draws and seeks improvement, asking for anatomy tips in “Guys give me art tips, esp anatomy tips, drawing is kicking my ass rn” and sharing ongoing projects.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh confrontations: When angry, escalates with insults and profanity, as seen in “Oh you’re a fucking Nazi. Never mind I’ll just leave you to your bigotry you fucking piece of shit”.
- Heavy swearing: Relies on strong language and shock frequently, e.g. “OH MY GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD MCR NEAR ME NEXT YEAR HOLY SHIT”.
- Sleep issues: Mentions struggling with sleep and staying up before school, such as “I have school in 5 hours and cant sleep SOMEONE SEND HELP”.
- Self-critical artist: Talks about drawing “kicking my ass” and fear of art looking ugly, e.g. “im scared they will turn out ugly”.
- Online overstimulation: Appears overwhelmed or irritated by timeline content and discourse, as in “PROSHIPPERS ALL OVER MY TIMELINE WHO DID THIS WHAT DID I ACCIDENTALLY LIKE FOR THIS TO OCCUR”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
A classic match.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They show clear Extravert tendencies: they frequently talk about friends, their boyfriend, school events, bowling, concerts, and loudly reacting to things (e.g., “I was bowling today and they played this live nation commercial... AND I STARTED SCREAMING”, “Went to school dressed as a vampire i feel incredible”). Their humor is very outward and performative, like “Lowkey i share drinks with everyone all the time and have started calling my mouth 'the mono pool'”, which fits an E more than a private I. They lean Intuition over Sensing through their focus on meaning and implications, such as criticizing the aestheticization of Lolita (“this book shouldn't be treated as aesthetic”) and making conceptual, fandom-heavy jokes rather than concrete how‑to or practical content. Their moral and emotional reactions dominate over detached logic, pointing to Feeling: they get genuinely upset about bigotry and exploitation (“Oh you’re a fucking Nazi. Never mind I’ll just leave you to your bigotry you fucking piece of shit”, “jesus christ that makes me sick”). Finally, they read as flexible and spontaneous rather than structured, which aligns with Perceiving: they complain about struggling with drawing discipline (“Guys give me art tips, esp anatomy tips, drawing is kicking my ass rn”), staying up despite school in a few hours (“I have school in 5 hours and cant sleep SOMEONE SEND HELP”), and impulsively deciding future art projects (“Im gonna start drawing schrucy over pics of me and my boyfriend honestly, it will be awesome”). Altogether, their expressive, social, values-driven, and somewhat chaotic vibe best matches ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If we’re Demolition Lovers for Halloween, can I be the guy who stopped your aunt from saying no to that first MCR tour… and finally take you to Comerica Park like you deserved?
- You call your mouth the ‘mono pool,’ but honestly if we’re sharing drinks, I’m just trying to qualify for the WeezyWozzer Invitational and win a lifetime supply of kisses and Peanuts donuts.
- You applied to UToledo just because of Scott the Woz; I’m not saying I’m Scott, but I *am* some guy on the internet obsessed with games, horses, and niche memes—so statistically, I’m your type.
- You screaming over a random MCR Live Nation ad at the bowling alley was so real… if I showed up there with a Peanuts brain project and a Lucy mug full of tea, would that count as a love confession in your language?
- You want a Weezer-themed tin, Golshi merch, twisted stickers, and Lalaloopsies with their pets—clearly you collect rare items. Lucky for you, a Peanuts-loving, Danger Days–enjoying, Schrucy chairman who simps for you is ultra-limited edition.
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Your new Twitter bio
18 • she/her • Peanuts panel analyst, Weezer apologist, and aspiring art student. Once considered UToledo purely because of Scott the Woz.– @WeezyWozzer
Your signature cocktail
The Mono Pool Moshpit
This drink is bright, loud, and a little chaotic, just like going to school dressed as a vampire and feeling incredible, as in "Went to school dressed as a vampire i feel incredible". The blue curaçao is a nod to Weezer and their iconic blue energy, matching the all-caps excitement of "WEEZY DAY TODAY". A cherry cola reduction adds emo-sweet depth for the My Chem obsession in "GUESS WHOS SEEING MY CHEM AT COMERICA PARK OH MY FUCKING GOD". Lime juice cuts through with sharp, righteous bite, echoing their refusal to romanticize messed-up media in "this book shouldn't be treated as aesthetic". Cotton-candy vodka brings silly, candy-coated multifandom vibes for peanuts, ponies, and horses, as seen in "I bought the twilight teen mom comic today i love ponies" and "I like my horses". Finally, a Pop Rocks rim celebrates their chaotic sharing and social energy, straight from calling their mouth "the mono pool" in "kissing my boyfriend wont stop me from sipping your water".
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Weezy shows strong Gryffindor-style moral courage and willingness to call things out directly, even when it’s uncomfortable. For example, they condemn people aestheticizing Lolita and emphasize the victim’s age and trauma: “OH MY GOD SHE IS 12 SHE ISNT A CUTE PETITE SHORT WOMAN SHE IS A 12 YEAR OLD GIRL WHO GOT RAPED. Even without the context of this specific image, this book shouldn't be treated as aesthetic”. They’re also very quick to confront bigotry head-on, as seen when they respond to someone as “Oh you’re a fucking Nazi. Never mind I’ll just leave you to your bigotry you fucking piece of shit”, which is blunt, combative, and driven by a strong sense of right and wrong. Their humor and online persona are impulsive, emotional, and dramatic—like calling their mouth “the mono pool” and still insisting “kissing my boyfriend wont stop me from sipping your water”—which fits Gryffindor’s chaotic, act-first energy more than the more methodical Ravenclaw or self-preserving Slytherin. While they clearly care deeply about their friends and boyfriend, the dominant traits on display are boldness, outspokenness, and a willingness to publicly take stands, all hallmarks of Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Buddy Holly - Weezer
A song that fits them best is Buddy Holly by Weezer: it’s playful, a little dorky, and very self-aware, just like their online persona. They openly brand themselves around Weezer in their bio, saying they “like weezer, weezer fans where are you,” which makes a Weezer track thematically perfect. The song’s mix of earnestness and goofiness mirrors how they bounce from hyperfixations and fandom posts to serious commentary, like calling out people who aestheticize Lolita in “this book shouldn't be treated as aesthetic”. Its upbeat, nerdy energy also fits their silly, affectionate side, seen when they gush about their boyfriend in “I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND” and when they celebrate “WEEZY DAY” in “WEEZY DAY TODAY”. Overall, Buddy Holly captures that blend of alt-kid humor, heartfelt emotion, and fandom-centric identity that defines their timeline.
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