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@wegancross mirrors Lisa Simpson through their shared role as a highly opinionated, socially conscious intellectual who feels isolated within a "bankrupt" society. Much like Lisa’s constant crusades against corruption, this user frequently attacks “Western consumerism” and what they perceive as a “neo fascist plutocracy” in the West. Despite their serious political activism, they possess a creative, nerdy side—engaging in music production and Touhou fandom—that reflects Lisa’s own refuge in her saxophone and jazz. They often take a superior moral stance against the “areligious mind” or “illiterate” peers, embodying the frustration of a young person who feels they are the only one “fully conscious of life” in a sea of ignorance.

Your MBTI personality Type
@wegancross exhibits an Introverted (I) nature through a focus on internal psyche and solitary creative pursuits like music production, noting how social media “fucked with my emotional psyche and my need for social validation.” Their Intuition (N) is evident in their constant analysis of global systems, such as “Western consumerism” and the “dependency of the petrodollar,” favoring abstract geopolitical critique over concrete daily observations. The Thinking (T) preference shows in their blunt, often abrasive logic and disdain for emotional appeals, dismissively calling out “religiously illiterate” arguments. Finally, a Judging (J) trait is seen in their desire for structure and self-discipline, explicitly stating “It's time I lock in my life” and following a personal moral “matter of must, not will.”

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French-Amazigh creative & 10th grader. Touhou fan and music producer exploring beats and digital art. I once almost searched for ‘mpreg’ while looking for Merg.– @wegancross

Your signature cocktail
This drink captures a complex personality that balances a love for niche internet subcultures with fierce geopolitical convictions. The base of Moroccan mint and French lemonade reflects his reality: “glad the french imported me instead”, while the deep red pomegranate symbolizes his stance on the “muslim holocaust”. It has a sharp, bitter kick to match his critique of “Western consumerism” and a stubborn refusal to be 'mid.' Finally, it's served in a vibrant “blurple” glass, proving that even in a “neo fascist plutocracy”, he’ll maintain his sense of style and “clarity” through prayer.

Your Hogwarts House
The user demonstrates a distinct Slytherin combination of intense ambition, self-preservation, and a sharp, resource-oriented worldview. They display a cynical resourcefulness regarding power dynamics, such as when they critique the dependencies of the “petrodollar” and Western “consumerism” as calculated systems of control. Their drive to “lock in my life” upon turning sixteen highlights a focused personal ambition and a realization that social media is a distraction from their true potential. Furthermore, their bio's aggressive stance and their disdain for those who “spend 8$ monthly” for status symbols reflect a classic Slytherin preference for cunning over empty prestige.

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@wegancross embodies the complex intersection of a religious student, an aspiring musician, and a vocal political critic. They frequently adopt the role of the "Poet" through music production, mentioning: "IF I WIN THIS MOOT BATTLE... I'M DOING A TOUHOU STYLE REMIX OF SOULLESS 4". Simultaneously, they act as a "Soldier" for their beliefs, stating: "Yemen was torn by war... Yet still stands their grounds against the Cancer Cell of Ikhrael". Their deep devotion to faith reflects the song's "King" archetype, as they find strength in prayer: "Praying's a cheat code to feel good... Clarity hits in as if I just unlocked it.". This song captures their transition from a 16-year-old "lock-in" student to a fierce defender of their heritage and religion.

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