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Mr. Burns epitomizes the elitist, conspiratorial, and supremacist attitude displayed by @Wehrsportsman. The bio's claim of being a 'Worldleading Racial Anthropologist' and a 'Part time Federal Operative' mirrors Burns' self‑view as a powerful, almost god‑like industrialist who manipulates government. Tweets like 'Hang all NGO workers' and 'we only need to clean 80 million undesirables from the system' show a ruthless desire to eliminate perceived lower‑class or minority groups, echoing Burns' disdain for the common people and his willingness to sacrifice them for profit. The user also boasts about elite secret knowledge ('The thing most people get wrong about 1984…') just as Burns leads the secretive Stonecutters. Finally, the tweet 'They would literally bring back the monarchy before letting the right govern' reflects Burns' nostalgic, authoritarian worldview, fitting his character as the old‑fashioned, power‑hungry tycoon.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user exhibits introverted tendencies (I) through their one-sided communication in tweets, such as 'Cant find the AC remote' and personal reflections like 'The weirdest thing on this website was that one woman who stalked me on every acc I created.' They demonstrate intuitive traits (N) by engaging with abstract concepts and societal critiques, evident in tweets discussing complex ideas like 'the thing most people get wrong about 1984' and the implications of democracy. Decision-making appears to lean towards thinking (T), as they focus on logic and criticism, noted in tweets like 'they are doing the meme...' and politically charged points about labor and governance. Finally, their preference for a flexible lifestyle (P) is indicated by their adaptability in discussions about various societal issues and their tendency to share news articles and insights, like in 'No, but really an interesting talk...'

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Data analyst, meme curator, West Virginia explorer. Lost my AC remote in a couch, found it in a sock drawer. Powered by coffee.– @Wehrsportsman

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The Dark Tide is a brooding, bitter mix that mirrors the chaotic and conspiratorial tone of the user’s feed. It blends black vodka for the shadowy, secretive vibe, absinthe for the arcane, almost cult‑like musings, and blood orange juice to echo the red‑tinged political rhetoric. A smoked paprika rim adds a hazy, conspiratorial smoke, while a dash of hot sauce gives the drink the aggressive edge found in tweets like 'The thing most people get wrong about 1984 is that 90% of people aren't actually oppressed in it…' and 'They would literally bring back the monarchy before letting the right govern.' The inclusion of 'GPT4o is way better when it comes to story telling…' reflects the user’s penchant for comparing tech with a sharp, cutting taste, and the overall composition captures the turbulent, unsettling energy of their online presence.

Your Hogwarts House
The tweets from @Wehrsportsman display traits commonly associated with Slytherin, particularly a focus on ambition, cunning, and a strong sense of personal beliefs. For example, the tweet 'Politicians will see this and say, 'we need more cheap unskilled labor... while the real problems are more structural' indicates a critical and strategic mindset related to societal issues. Furthermore, the bio mentions being a 'Worldleading Racial Anthropologist,' which suggests ambition and a desire to stand out in their field. Their engagement with controversial topics and defensive stance, as seen in tweets like 'Hang all NGO workers,' shows a willingness to take bold stances, a trait often attributed to Slytherin individuals. Overall, their unapologetic expression of their views aligns with Slytherin's characteristics of determination and self-interest.

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The song 'Welcome to the Jungle' reflects a chaotic and rebellious spirit, which aligns with the provocative tweets from @Wehrsportsman. The emphasis on survival and toughness resonates with their comment, 'They would literally bring back the monarchy before letting the right govern,' indicating a confrontational attitude towards political systems. Additionally, the tweet about bringing '80 million undesirables from the system' shows a desire for upheaval, mirroring the intensity of the song's themes. The portrayal of a savage world in the lyrics corresponds with their tweets that display a disdain for societal norms and a call to action.

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