WeightedDreidel
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Ben’s tweets like 'best insult I’ve ever heard in our school hallway: “you look like you’d enjoy a full day at Legoland”' showcase his sharp wit and comedic timing.
- Passionate: His dedication to hockey, as seen in 'just played the absolute best beer league game of my life,' highlights his commitment to his passions.
- Family-Oriented: Ben frequently mentions his middle sibling and family in tweets like 'the middle sibling just invented single fist double fisting,' showing his strong family bonds.
- Observant: His ability to notice and humorously comment on life’s oddities, like 'guy at the rink bar just described a “power hour” as everyone drinking until someone goes to the bathroom,' reflects his keen observational skills.
- Resilient: Playing 7 hockey games in 7 days and tweeting 'holy christ parts of my legs that I didn’t know about hurt so fuckin bad' shows his perseverance.
Weaknesses:
- Overcommitted: Playing 7 hockey games in 7 days left him utterly drained, as he admitted, showing a tendency to overextend himself.
- Sarcastic: His tweet 'euthanize after 65, baby' about an elderly woman in a pharmacy reflects a dark, sarcastic humor that might not land well with everyone.
- Impulsive: His tweet about wanting to buy a dive bar with his beer league team, 'local dive bar is for sale, gonna see if our beer league team wants to go fifteensies,' shows a spur-of-the-moment mindset.
- Critical: Tweets like 'this country is so inherently evil it’s an embarrassment to be part of it' indicate a tendency to be harshly critical.
- Self-Deprecating: His tweet 'buddy I’m a c section baby and I’m dumb as fuck so checkmate' shows a tendency to be overly self-critical, even humorously.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
Ben’s love for beer, hockey, and humor aligns him with Homer Simpson. Like Homer, he finds joy in simple pleasures, such as 'it is simply too nice to not be drinking a beer outside right now.' His impulsive ideas, like buying a dive bar with his hockey team, mirror Homer’s whimsical schemes. Both share a mix of heart and hilarity, as seen in Ben’s family-focused tweets like 'the middle sibling just invented single fist double fisting.'
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
Ben’s outgoing, humorous, and energetic personality fits the ESFP type. His extraversion shines in his love for hockey and social activities, like 'it is simply too nice to not be drinking a beer outside right now.' His observant nature is evident in funny, detailed anecdotes like 'guy at the rink bar just described a “power hour.”' His emotional side comes through in tweets like 'my teachers just said a bunch of really nice things about me... I am openly weeping.' He thrives on connection, fun, and spontaneity.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a hockey puck? Because you’ve just slid right into my heart!
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I skate by again?
- Are you the middle sibling? Because I can’t stop thinking about you!
- You must be a Kraken fan because you’ve just unleashed a storm in my heart.
- Are you a beer league game? Because I’d play all night just to win you over.
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Hockey enthusiast, Kraken convert, and beer league champion | Phoenix-based humorist with a knack for chaos | Middle sibling wrangler | Scoring goals and cracking jokes since forever– @WeightedDreidel
Your signature cocktail
The Beer League Slapshot
The Beer League Slapshot captures Ben’s hockey-loving, Canadian-admiring spirit. Lager represents his beer league roots, while whiskey adds a bold kick, much like his humor. Maple syrup reflects his love for Canadian hockey culture, as seen in 'go Canada.' Lemon juice provides a tangy twist, matching his sharp wit and playful personality.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Ben’s bravery and competitive spirit make him a clear Gryffindor. His tweet 'just played the absolute best beer league game of my life' shows his courage and determination in hockey. His loyalty to his family, like decorating his brother’s hospital room, aligns with Gryffindor values. While he has a sarcastic edge, it’s often used to stand up for what he believes in, as seen in 'this country is so inherently evil.' His mix of humor, loyalty, and boldness fits the house perfectly.
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We Are The Champions - Queen
Ben’s competitive spirit and love for hockey make this anthem a perfect fit. His tweet 'the Nads are going to the championship!' and his pride in winning games reflect the song’s triumphant tone. It embodies his victories, both on and off the ice, and his ability to celebrate life’s wins, big or small.
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