Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Empathetic advocate: Defends rape victims and calls out trivialization of abuse, e.g. “people like you are why rape victims are never treated or taken seriously.” and sharing her own experience with grooming in “Maybe seek therapy to help get rid of the kink like the way I did when I was groomed…”
- Morally principled: Strong stance against pedophilia, rape ‘jokes’, and fetishization, e.g. “i’ll say time and time again if a non rape victim says some weird shit about rape jokes they gotta have their hard drive checked and castrated” and calling out a creepy artist in “its so funny that the account 'femboy artworks' says trans is a 'fetish'…”
- Media‑savvy critic: Engages critically with games, anime, and creators, like analyzing writing in “i genuinely think we owe gege some apologizes for certain things regarding JJK's writing” and critiquing Kubo’s character choices in “Kubo making his lesbian character a sexual harasser and his trans character a necrophile…”
- Humorous storyteller: Uses vivid, funny anecdotes about games and life, such as the Payday guard in “playing payday 3 and got caught by a guard in a private area and this dumb fuck opens a locked door…” and poker dominance in “I've gone an hour and a half at thanksgiving undefeated at poker and I'm still going”
- Self‑reflective gamer: Willing to revise opinions and laugh at herself, like “perhaps i was wrong” after criticizing a game, and openly sharing autistic hyperfixation reactions in “this genuinely pissed my autistic pokemon fan side off…”
Weaknesses:
- Hostile tone: Frequently uses aggressive insults that escalate conflict, such as “whats with this bitch defending the worst people alive” and “Get this russisn lolicon off my fucking timeline”
- Violent rhetoric: Jokes and statements about killing or harming people, e.g. “guns are overrated as shit if you wanna kill someone pick up a katana and slice them up” and “Kojima should be allowed to shoot one french person a day after last night”
- Public call‑outs: Often quote‑tweets individuals to shame them, which can fuel dogpiles, like “Talk about disgusting artists who draw rape/incest… Complain about an artist who's done literally nothing wrong…” and “It sucks seeing my mutuals follow this guy when he's extremely weird about lesbians”
- Harsh generalizations: Makes sweeping statements about groups, such as “'Y'all think like rapists' makes sense knowing half the gacha community” and “misognt and rocks with someone who thinks of rape as a mere joke #AlwaysTheDragonBallFans”
- Emotional volatility: Timeline swings between jokes, rage, and serious trauma topics, sometimes in jarring ways, like “Guess who's homeless now lol” juxtaposed with intense posts about rape discourse such as “its always 'rape rape rape rape rape' with people”
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: passionate, moralistic, a bit intense, and very online about politics and ethics. Like Lisa calling out injustice at every turn, they repeatedly confront rape culture and abuse, as in “people like you are why rape victims are never treated or taken seriously. It’s disgusting as fuck to just treat this shit like some sort of drama” and “i’ll say time and time again if a non rape victim says some weird shit about rape jokes they gotta have their hard drive checked and castrated”. They also call out transphobia and creeps in fandom spaces, e.g. “its so funny that the account 'femboy artworks' says trans is a 'fetish' yet he can't help himself commenting under nsfw of a trans woman to be transphobic WHILE HE HAS KIDS FOLLOWING HIM #Creep #PedoVibes”, which mirrors Lisa’s protective, activist streak. At the same time, they’re deeply into media (anime, games, Bleach, Yakuza, Pokemon) and overanalyze it with both love and criticism, similar to Lisa’s obsessive interests and high standards, like when they write “No fucking wonder people want half life 3 because THAT'S IT???? THAT'S HALF LIFE 2?????”. They mix righteous anger with nerdy humor, such as “Ferris wheel dates are scary as shit cause now I'm contemplating whether or not my lover is apart of team plasma”, which fits Lisa’s blend of earnestness and dorky references. Overall, they feel like an adult, extremely online Lisa Simpson: principled, outspoken, media-obsessed, and unafraid to lecture people when they think something is wrong.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with others, riff on ongoing discourse, and openly share personal states like being homeless in “Guess who's homeless now lol” and winning at family poker in “I've gone an hour and a half at thanksgiving undefeated at poker and I'm still going”. Their energy is very outward-facing, with frequent quote-tweets, callouts, and humorous posts like “fake demons. all of you are WEAK”, suggesting they process and recharge through engagement. They are strongly Intuitive: they enjoy hypothetical and conceptual spins on media and culture, such as imagining politics in the Pokémon world in “in the Pokemon universe if conservatives existed do y'all think they'd be Terraphobic about a biological electric type becoming a ghost type” and abstracting about fandom behavior in “Talk about disgusting artists who draw rape/incest... vs an artist who's done literally nothing wrong but make the drawn characters a little more thick?”. Their values and emotional tone mark them as Feeling: they react intensely to moral issues around rape, grooming, and pedophilia, e.g. “people like you are why rape victims are never treated or taken seriously” and “i'll say time and time again if a non rape victim says some weird shit about rape jokes they gotta have their hard drive checked and castrated”, prioritizing harm, empathy, and respect for victims over detached logic. They appear more Perceiving than Judging: their timeline is highly spontaneous and chaotic, bouncing from gaming to politics to personal life—“im playing a fucking anime girlfriend mod on minecraft man this shit sucks” sits next to “opened up a bottle of whiskey and nearly passed out from the smell man being up for 24 hours really fucks with the brain”—with little sign of structured planning or long-term organizing. Overall, their outward energy, imaginative media takes, emotionally-charged value judgments, and improvisational lifestyle fit ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said when you’re at rock bottom the only way is up — if I hit rock bottom in Payday 3, will you Cloaker-kick my ass back to my feet or just escort me straight to your DMs like that dumb guard opening locked doors for you?
- You’re out here clowning JJK fans, defending dubs, and losing your mind over Half-Life 2’s cliffhanger — clearly you like unfinished stories, so how about we start ours at Legends Z-A and leave the sequel for a ferris wheel date where I prove I’m not on Team Plasma.
- You joke about practicing katana slashes for anyone who wants to FAFO, and you ‘do not Tarukaja’ in Persona — good thing I’m weak to you specifically, because I’m ready to spam affection and tank every hit if it means I get a turn with you.
- You went undefeated at Thanksgiving poker for hours; as a fellow gambler, I’ll go all-in on this: you, me, flooded caves Isaac run in the background, and every hand you win you tell me one more autistic Pokémon fan fact until I fall for you like a crit.
- You’ve survived homelessness, called out creeps, and still tweet about hope at rock bottom — for real, no joke here: if you ever want a night that’s just cookies, eggnog, comfy Bleach takes and someone who actually listens, I’d be honored to queue up right beside you.
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Trans pan gamer & media ranter. Half my life is Pokémon and Payday, the other half is calling out creeps. Once beat my whole family at poker on Thanksgiving.– @WeirdAlFan2025
Your signature cocktail
Rock Bottom Angel Deal
This drink hits like their timeline: strong, messy, and unexpectedly heartfelt. The high-proof whiskey nods to them nearly passing out from the smell of booze in “opened up a bottle of whiskey and nearly passed out from the smell man being up for 24 hours really fucks with the brain or that was some strong ass booze”, and to their willingness to say the harsh stuff out loud. Blackberry liqueur and grapefruit juice mix sweetness with sharp bitterness, mirroring their balance of dark humor, media rage, and sincere support for victims in tweets like “people like you are why rape victims are never treated or taken seriously. It’s disgusting as fuck to just treat this shit like some sort of drama”. A dash of chili brings heat for their combative, zero-tolerance stance on creeps and abusers in posts such as “its so funny that the account 'femboy artworks' says trans is a 'fetish' yet he can't help himself commenting under nsfw of a trans woman to be transphobic WHILE HE HAS KIDS FOLLOWING HIM #Creep #PedoVibes”. Finally, the glitter or sugar rim is the hopeful, chaotic sparkle that fits someone who can post something wholesome like “'When you're at rock bottom, the only place to go is up! There's no shame in being at the bottom, all that matters is how you decide how to climb out of the darkness. There's always a ray of hope up there.'” right next to unhinged gamer and anime takes like “Enter my angel deal” and “A modern pokemon game that's actually good, I never thought I'd live to see the day”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows strong Gryffindor traits through their willingness to confront people over moral issues, particularly around sexual violence and exploitation. They repeatedly call out others over rape and pedophilia discourse, as in “i'll say time and time again if a non rape victim says some weird shit about rape jokes they gotta have their hard drive checked and castrated” and “people like you are why rape victims are never treated or taken seriously. It’s disgusting as fuck to just treat this shit like some sort of drama”, which shows a readiness to take a stand even aggressively. They also confront specific bad actors like “its so funny that the account 'femboy artworks' says trans is a 'fetish' yet he can't help himself commenting under nsfw of a trans woman to be transphobic WHILE HE HAS KIDS FOLLOWING HIM #Creep #PedoVibes” and “Get this russisn lolicon off my fucking timeline”, showing moral courage and a protective instinct. Their tone is impulsive and combative, as in “guns are overrated as shit if you wanna kill someone pick up a katana and slice them up” and “eat my DICK”, fitting Gryffindor’s hot-headed stereotype more than Ravenclaw’s detachment or Hufflepuff’s gentleness. Even their darker jokes like “i'd be at the very least a serial killer so” and their joking about defending their home with a katana in “Every night I practice slashes with my Katana and I don't intend to ever use it unless someone wants to FAFO by breaking into MY home” underline a fearless, confrontational attitude. Overall, their defining qualities are moral boldness, impulsive outspokenness, and a readiness to "charge into battle" online, which align most closely with Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A song that best fits @WeirdAlFan2025 is “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance, with its mix of dark humor, social criticism, and barely-contained rage. They constantly call out creeps and abusers, like when they say “its so funny that the account 'femboy artworks' says trans is a 'fetish' yet he can't help himself commenting under nsfw of a trans woman to be transphobic WHILE HE HAS KIDS FOLLOWING HIM #Creep #PedoVibes” and “people like you are why rape victims are never treated or taken seriously. It’s disgusting as fuck to just treat this shit like some sort of drama”, which matches the song’s fury at how messed up the world is. Their humor is violent, irreverent, and exaggerated in the same cathartic way as the song, shown in posts like “guns are overrated as shit if you wanna kill someone pick up a katana and slice them up” and “Kojima should be allowed to shoot one french person a day after last night”. At the same time, they reveal real vulnerability and hardship—“Guess who's homeless now lol” and “'When you're at rock bottom, the only place to go is up! There's no shame in being at the bottom, all that matters is how you decide how to climb out of the darkness. There's always a ray of hope up there.'”—which aligns with the song’s underlying sense of hurt beneath the snark. Their trans, pan, anime-and-gaming-heavy identity and constant fights with bigots and weirdos make them feel like the kind of person yelling the chorus of “Teenagers” at a world that keeps trying to grind them down.
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