Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Openly reflects on own behavior and mental state, like recognizing guilt after mistakes in “eu acho muito engraçado o conceito de pessoas que fazem merda e não aceitam...” and noticing unhealthy thought patterns in “Eu percebi após longos anos que vivi cada dia como se fosse o último...”.
- Emotionally-honest: Talks candidly about breakdowns, depression, and loneliness in posts like “my name is markiplier and today we're having a mental breakdown” and “eu preciso conversar com alguém”.
- Humorous: Uses irony and memes even when discussing serious topics, as in “Let's all be saiyans and not tell Tenshinhan” and the playful bio “eu amo coisas humanas tipo beber agua e comer.”
- Affectionate: Shows care and attachment toward friends and animals, like “eu amo meus amigo”, “eu e geo”, and the bunny wish in “Eu queria ter um coelho, mas são muito difíceis de cuidar...”.
- Media-savvy: Demonstrates deep familiarity with games, anime, and internet culture, analyzing plots and characters in tweets like “das duas uma 1 Pegaram o plot da blaze e do silver e botaram na amy...” and detailed Sonic/Chainsaw Man discussions in this Big the Cat thread and this CSM powerscaling joke.
Weaknesses:
- Self-loathing: Frequently expresses disgust with self and body, like “eu nunca senti tanto nojo na minha vida alguem me assassina plmds” and “lowkey nois zoa e tal mas plmds eu so muito judiado que isso viado oqq deus quis dizer quando me criou”.
- Suicidal-ideation: Makes explicit references to wanting to die or be killed, such as “alguem da um tiro na minha cabeça por favor”, “eu deveria ter morrido quando tive a chance (2022)”, and “sabiam que eu não passo de hoje?”.
- Social-withdrawal: Feels unable to reach out or interact, describing avoiding messages and conversations in “Vou mandar mens não, deve estar ocupado...” and saying “digo isso mas não tento interagir com ninguém”.
- Worthlessness-belief: Sees self as having no value to others, e.g. “idk why people talk to me i'll never give something to them in return...” and “é impossível alguém querer de fato falar com você”.
- Medication-nonadherence: Talks about stopping depression meds impulsively in “Vou parar de tomar meus dois remedios pra depressão e viver na base da paixão e do coração puro”, suggesting risky treatment inconsistency.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
The user most closely matches Milhouse Van Houten, Bart’s awkward, emotionally intense best friend. There’s a strong mix of self-deprecation and feeling unwanted, like when they say “idk why people talk to me i'll never give something to them in return… maybe that's why nobody calls me to do anything irl anymore”, which mirrors Milhouse’s constant sense of being overlooked or used. Their dramatic, dark humor around self-worth and suicidal ideation, such as “alguem da um tiro na minha cabeça por favor” and “Aproveitando que 2026 é ano de copa, sabiam que eu não passo de hoje?”, fits Milhouse’s tendency to spiral emotionally and catastrophize. At the same time, they’re deeply online, nerdy, and obsessed with games/anime (Sonic, LoL, DSMP, Berserk), much like Milhouse’s pop-culture-obsessed, slightly cringe fandom energy: see “Big o Gato, dos jogos do Sonic o Ouriço, é canonicamente um dos personagens mais fortes…”. Their longing for affection and romantic fantasy, as in “Deus se vc acha que eu mereço me dê uma mulher nerd e mais alta que eu”, is also very Milhouse-coded. Overall, they blend depressive overthinking, social insecurity, and earnest nerdiness – exactly the vibe of Milhouse turned terminally online.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as clearly introverted: they repeatedly talk about isolation, difficulty interacting and not being called to things IRL, e.g. “idk why people talk to me i'll never give something to them in return… maybe that's why nobody calls me to do anything irl anymore” and “digo isso mas não tento interagir com ninguém”. Their interests are very intuitive (N): they riff on fictional universes, symbolism and hypothetical scenarios rather than concrete day‑to‑day details, like their long musings on Sonic/Chainsaw Man power scaling in “Csm was never meant for powerscaling… there is a devil who can literally kill anyone that was born in 11 out of 12 months” and self‑reflective threads such as “Eu percebi após longos anos que vivi cada dia como se fosse o último…”. They lean Feeling (F) over Thinking: their posts are dominated by emotional vulnerability, self‑worth issues and concern about how others feel, e.g. “eu acho muito engraçado o conceito de pessoas que fazem merda e não aceitam pq quando eu faço merda eu fico todo fudido pensando na merda que fiz” and “é muito estranho ver as pessoas tentando te ajudar genuinamente e tomando as piores decisões possíveis no sentido de 'tentar te fazer melhor'”. Their life appears relatively unstructured and reactive, pointing to Perceiving (P): they describe themselves as overwhelmed, procrastinating and not planning, for example “lowkey to enlouquecendo” and the spontaneous, self‑deprecating way they handle school and meds in “Vou parar de tomar meus dois remedios pra depressão e viver na base da paixão e do coração puro”. Taken together—introspective isolation (I), abstract/fiction‑heavy inner life (N), emotionally driven self‑talk (F), and chaotic, non‑planned coping (P)—they fit best as an INFP: an inward, imaginative, idealistic person struggling to reconcile their internal values with a painful external reality.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you wanted a taller nerdy woman for 2026… I might not be taller, but I do come with DLC: I laugh at your Sonic powerscaling, watch Philza and DSMP, and bring you water because, you know, “eu amo coisas humanas tipo beber agua e comer.”
- If Itachi left one Uchiha alive and he declared war on the 5 Kages, imagine what happens if I leave one Marco alive in my DMs — we might not start a war, but we can definitely cause some ‘cinema’ worthy of DreamSMP lore.
- You keep saying you don’t make a difference and that people don’t really wanna talk to you, but I read your threads about depression, bipolarity, and feeling invisible — anyone who can be that honest and still joke about being a ‘goofy ass pants’ buyer is exactly the kind of person I’d like to sit next to, even if it’s just to stare at the wall and laugh at nothing with you.
- You: ‘Let’s all be saiyans and not tell Tenshinhan.’ Me: I’ll go Super Saiyan for you, but I’m definitely telling Tenshinhan, because someone has to witness when the guy who wanted ‘o que sobra pro beta’ finally becomes the main character.
- You joked about deserving the gallows, wanting someone to shoot you, and almost spending your ‘second laele diário’ — how about instead you spend one (1) laele on a call with me, where the only execution happening is me killing time listening to you rant about Berserk, Chainsaw Man powerscaling, and why Big the Cat is secretly your GOAT.
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Bipolar bi nerd surviving on Sonic lore, DreamSMP cinema and dark humor. Once paused a movie to lose a Pokémon match. Trying to level up mentally.– @weirdestmarco
Your signature cocktail
Lowkey Nirvana Negroni
This drink starts with cachaça infused with coffee beans, because they’re a very Brazilian, slightly wired night-owl soul who says things like “lowkey to enlouquecendo” while spiraling at home instead of going out. Campari brings the bitterness and self-loathing of moments like “eu me arrependo de tudo que eu fiz… alguem me assassina plmds” and “alguem da um tiro na minha cabeça por favor”. Dark cherry liqueur is the sweet, dramatic romantic inside who prays, “Deus se vc acha que eu mereço me dê uma mulher nerd e mais alta que eu”, and who loves their friends, like in “eu amo meus amigo”. Tonic water adds a strange, fizzy energy that matches their meme-heavy, anime/games brainrot, from “my name is markiplier and today we're having a mental breakdown” to Sonic and Chainsaw Man powerscaling rants like “Csm was never meant for powerscaling… ”. Finally, a pinch of smoked salt on top represents the lingering trauma and gallows humor of lines like “Aproveitando que 2026 é ano de copa, sabiam que eu não passo de hoje?” and “vou de Souichi no halloween”, because even when they’re laughing, there’s always a bit of ash in the aftertaste.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a strong blend of introspection, analysis, and niche-nerd curiosity that points most clearly to Ravenclaw. Their long, reflective posts about their own mental state and patterns — for example, the way they dissect how they process guilt and self-blame in “eu acho muito engraçado o conceito de pessoas que fazem merda e não aceitam pq quando eu faço merda eu fico todo fudido pensando na merda que fiz e me punindo a semana toda” — reveal someone who lives inside their head, turning experiences into thought experiments. They also display a very specific, almost scholarly media-brain: doing fine-grained comparisons of Sonic plots in “das duas uma 1 Pegaram o plot da blaze e do silver e botaram na amy 2 Vai ser uma adaptação do plot de Sonic CD”, or meta-commenting on powerscaling in Chainsaw Man in “Csm was never meant for powerscaling… 99% of the verse is like the tomato devil who can be killed by ME if i had a gun”. They clearly love digging into fiction as systems — from Sonic and Pokémon to Berserk and DreamSMP — as seen in tweets like “eu fazendo powerscaling com meu grupo de amigos” and their detailed praise of Sonic Heroes in “os níveis são muito bonitos… um boss final dahora pra caralho a maneira que vc sai de um level pra outro e o Team Chaotix”. While there are flashes of Hufflepuff-style affection for friends in “eu amo meus amigo” and a bit of Slytherin self-preservation in their social withdrawal in “Vou mandar mens não, deve estar ocupado… me restaram coelhos e o churrascamento.”, the most consistent throughline is a hyper-verbal, self-critical, media-analytical mind — textbook Ravenclaw energy.
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Fake Plastic Trees - Radiohead
A well‑known song that fits them is Fake Plastic Trees by Radiohead, because it captures feeling worn out, alienated, and self-loathing while still being oddly tender and introspective. They express deep self-disgust and a wish for disappearance, like in “eu me arrependo de tudo que eu fiz acabei de ver minha foto no drive da formatura e eu nunca senti tanto nojo na minha vida alguem me assassina plmds” and “digo isso mas não tento interagir com ninguém, eu deveria ter morrido quando tive a chance (2022)”, which mirrors the song’s exhausted despair. There is also a recurring sense that they don’t matter to others and can’t connect, like “idk why people talk to me i'll never give something to them in return… maybe that's why nobody calls me to do anything irl anymore” and “a sensação de que vc n faz diferença é boazinha viu bixo”, echoing the song’s loneliness and emotional numbness. At the same time, they joke, fixate on niche interests (Sonic, anime, Minecraft, memes), and show a fragile desire for affection, like “Deus se vc acha que eu mereço me dê uma mulher nerd e mais alta que eu”, which fits the song’s quiet hope for something real amid all the emptiness. Their mix of dark humor, mental health struggles, and underlying sensitivity makes Fake Plastic Trees a strong thematic match.
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