weirdobeamm_
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Expressive: They share feelings bluntly and artistically — tweets like 'FUCK THIS GUY I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM 💔💔' show unfiltered emotional expressiveness.
- Aesthetic Curator: They collect and celebrate niche artists and vintage icons, e.g. 'I love Sylvie Vartan!!' and 'Kikuo my beloved', which shows a refined, idiosyncratic taste.
- Self-aware: They oscillate between despair and hope and can name that conflict: 'I want to get better so bad but I also want to never get better so bad...', indicating introspective insight.
- Playful: Their use of kaomoji and light cruelty — 'ultimately weird being || ... (i bite)' and ':3' — reveals a mischievous, playful persona that softens heavier posts.
- Courageous: They publicly disclose extremely vulnerable details, including trauma and self-harm ('sex: 8 (unconsensual)', 'I keep cutting...'), which takes bravery given the stigma around those topics.
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- Self-destructive: Frequent posts about cutting ('I keep cutting on the same cuts') and caloric restriction ('Omad!! (~200 cals)') point to behaviors that harm health.
- Obsessive: Fixations on a person recur throughout the timeline — 'I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM' and 'I need him so bad' — which can fuel unhealthy cycles.
- Mood volatility: Rapid swings from despair to hope ('existing is so exhausting' vs 'There is still time, there is still hope!') suggest unstable moods that complicate daily functioning.
- Self-deprecating: They weaponize extreme self-hate in a joking register ('Im an horrible person I should probably be brutally killed :3'), which normalizes harmful self-talk.
- Isolation: They report loneliness around specific behaviors ('Does anyone here cut just above the knee? I feel lonely on this one lmao') and run a low-following alt account, hinting at limited real-world support.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits as someone who is sensitive, intellectual, outsider-ish and prone to intense feelings; this user similarly oscillates between earnest hope ('There is still time, there is still hope!') and melancholy, and clings to specialized tastes (music and niche fandoms) much like Lisa's cultural pursuits.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
INFP fits this user's poetic vulnerability and internal value-driven life. Introversion appears in shy, intimate confessions and the 'alt acc' setup; they write 'Hai :3 long time no see twitter!' and keep a small circle, suggesting inwardness. Intuition shows in their aesthetic interests and metaphorical posts ('Kikuo my beloved', 'I love Sylvie Vartan!!'), preferring symbolic music and emotions over practicality. Feeling dominates: much of their content is value- and emotion-driven ('I want to get better so bad but I also want to never get better so bad...') rather than logic. Perceiving is visible in spontaneity and irregular eating patterns ('I get from eating 200 cals a day to eating 3k+ cals a day like wtf is wrong with me') and in their playful, non-rigid posting style. Altogether, the confessional tone, artistic tastes, and mood-driven behavior point to INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you Kikuo? Because my heart keeps looping on your track and I can't skip it.
- If you bite, consider this a perfectly consensual invitation — can I be the one you nibble confessions into at 2am?
- You love Sylvie Vartan? Great — we can slow-dance under a disco ball and compare thinspo playlists.
- I'd swap my matching pfp just to have a matching heartbeat with you — cute and slightly dramatic, like us.
- Call me your unofficial therapist: I come with tissues, obscure vinyl, and zero judgement (also I bite back if needed).
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Your new Twitter bio
Queer alt weeb with a soft spot for Sylvie Vartan & Kikuo | living with niche tastes & messy mental health | low-key, dramatic, and affectionate (I bite) | recovery-curious, chaotic-empath– @weirdobeamm_
Your signature cocktail
Disco Moth
‘Disco Moth’ blends delicate Japanese notes (sparkling sake) for their 'Kikuo' love, French floral elderflower to nod at Sylvie Vartan, and a violet tint plus shimmer for the alt, night-time aesthetic they keep ('When ur life sucks ass so bad you start listening to disco'). The drink is bittersweet and light on the palate, mirroring someone who is tender, nostalgic, and drawn to bright things even when they hurt (like a moth to a disco light).
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Ravenclaw best fits because the user is driven by niche intellectual and aesthetic curiosities (they gush 'Kikuo my beloved' and 'I love Sylvie Vartan!!'), and they repeatedly express a desire to 'learn and try everything!!!' which is a hallmark Ravenclaw hunger for knowledge. Their posts mix melancholic creativity and introspective thought — both Ravenclaw traits — more than Gryffindor-style bravado or Slytherin ambition. Even the self-described 'ultimately weird being' matches Ravenclaw's comfort with eccentricity and unusual interests.
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Creep - Radiohead
The themes of alienation, longing, and self-loathing in 'Creep' echo lines like 'Im an horrible person I should probably be brutally killed :3' and 'I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM', capturing that aching outsider feeling the account radiates. The song's melancholic intensity pairs with their dramatic, confessional posting style.
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