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Lisa fits best because she’s introspective, emotionally sensitive, and often feels misunderstood and isolated, much like this user expressing things like “I feel lonely” and “Crying, like I always do”. The user clearly cares deeply about relationships and emotional honesty, struggling when others dismiss their feelings, as in “muszę z siebie jakoś wyrzucić ten smutek... już czuję że nie mogę jej nic powiedzieć”, which echoes Lisa’s recurring conflict of not being taken seriously. Like Lisa, they’re reflective about their own progress and inner world, shown by “najgorsze jest to że już robiłam taki progress w mówieniu o sobie i swoich uczuciach”. There’s also a creative and slightly nerdy side—enjoying piano and online fandoms—as with “I like playing piano.” and their various quoted tweets about games and memes. Their openness about queer identity, e.g. “I'm gay.” and the playful follow-ups, also aligns with Lisa’s moral curiosity and tendency to question norms and explore identity with sincerity and a bit of humor.

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They seem clearly introverted (I): they repeatedly mention loneliness and lack of friends, e.g. "I need friends." and "I feel lonely", and call their life "boring" in the bio, which suggests a low‑key, inward-focused lifestyle rather than a socially active, attention-seeking one. Their posts show a strong focus on internal emotions, meanings and relationships rather than concrete facts, indicating intuition (N); for example, they ruminate about trust, progress in opening up, and the dynamics of being hurt and forgiving, like "najgorsze jest to że już robiłam taki progress w mówieniu o sobie i swoich uczuciach i już nawet nie wiem co mam myśleć". They are clearly feeling (F)-dominated: conflict is framed in terms of emotional impact and empathy, as in "jakim chamem trzeba kurwa być aby coś takiego powiedzieć? zwłaszcza osobie, która i tak zmaga się z trudnościami otwierania się przed innymi i mówienia o swoich uczuciach." and "najgorsze jest to, że ona wie, że nieważne co zrobi to i tak jej wybaczę". Their style feels more perceiving (P) than judging: they joke about forgetting the platform ("what is even x about zapomniałam o tej platformie kompletnie"), change their mind about profile aesthetics on a whim ("I don't want the aesthetics of my profile to be ruined, but adding dots all the time... I think I will stop"), and display emotional spontaneity rather than structured planning. Overall, the introspective loneliness, romantic/identity focus ("I'm gay."), and idealistic hurt around trust and being understood point most strongly to INFP.

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Polish, introvert, piano enjoyer. Once forgot to log out on my dad’s phone and my mom met my long‑distance crush before I could introduce her myself.– @wellitsfunny

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The matcha-infused gin nods to their leafy vibe and username aesthetic, a quiet strength under the greenery of 🌿🌱🍃 and the way they say they're "just an ordinary person" in their bio. Elderflower liqueur brings a soft, floral sweetness for the tender way they worry about others, like when they say they "hope you're all happy i care about you all" in “hej nadrobiłam posty moich jedynych trzech znajomych na twitterze hope you're all happy i care about you all”. Tart lime juice represents their sharp, hurt honesty about relationships, especially in “nawet jeżeli mnie kocha to dlaczego ma tak bardzo wyjebane we mnie i moje uczucia?” and “muszę z siebie jakoś wyrzucić ten smutek... już czuję że nie mogę jej nic powiedzieć”. Sparkling water gives it a light, fizzy energy that fits their mix of shitposts and vulnerable moments, from “what is even x about zapomniałam o tej platformie kompletnie” to chaotic caps like “I DON'T HAVE A CAT.”. Finally, a dash of saline stands for the ever-present tears and loneliness behind the humor, echoing “Crying, like I always do” and “I feel lonely”, making the drink bittersweet, a little weird, and unexpectedly comforting—like a capybara that also overshares on main.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest pattern in their tweets is deep loyalty and emotional commitment to people they care about, even when it hurts. They describe how much it matters to them to maintain a difficult relationship: “najgorsze jest to, że ona wie, że nieważne co zrobi to i tak jej wybaczę chociaż nie mam takiego obowiązku to po prostu zbyt mocno mi na niej należy”, which is classic Hufflepuff dedication. They also worry about being fair and not ‘burdening’ others, saying they no longer know what will count as genuinely sharing feelings versus just complaining: “muszę z siebie jakoś wyrzucić ten smutek a nie mam siły rozmawiać z moją najbliższą osobą bo nie wiem już co ona uzna za faktyczne mówienie o swoich uczuciach a co użalaniem się nad sobą...”. Their care for even a tiny circle of friends shows up in “hej nadrobiłam posty moich jedynych trzech znajomych na twitterze hope you're all happy i care about you all”, underlining how much they value loyalty over popularity. Even their lighthearted posts about needing friends and loneliness, such as “I need friends.” and “I feel lonely”, point to someone who craves connection and sticks hard to the bonds they do have, which aligns most closely with Hufflepuff.

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A well‑suited song for them is Nobody by Mitski, which blends loneliness, self‑doubt, and a bit of dark humor in a way that mirrors their timeline. They openly express feeling isolated, like when they say “I need friends.” and “I feel lonely”, matching the song’s core theme of wanting connection but feeling alone. Their struggles with communication and emotional vulnerability, seen in posts like “muszę z siebie jakoś wyrzucić ten smutek a nie mam siły rozmawiać z moją najbliższą osobą...”, echo Mitski’s mixture of yearning and frustration. They also reference Mitski directly with “Mitski.”, which hints that they already connect with her music and aesthetic. The combination of queer identity (“I'm gay.”), emotional intensity, and a slightly self‑deprecating tone across their tweets fits perfectly with the atmosphere of Nobody.

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