Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Deeply empathetic: They express care for everyone and struggle to blame people because of what they’ve been through, e.g. “I feel bad for Everyone Ever and cant blame Anyone for Anything because things happened to them Before” and “Why is Empathy such a Foreign Concept for some people”.
- Affectionate loving: They frequently tell others they love and appreciate them, e.g. “I love Mila and Ruby and all my Friends and Mutuals…”, “Hi guys I Love You 💕💞💓💗💖💘💝”, and “Goodnight and Happy December twitter I Love You All”.
- Self-aware reflective: They examine their own feelings and behavior in detail, like “Being annoying is kind of Amazing like Wow im still In there Somewhere” and “Is everyone terrible at expressing how strongly they feel their emotions or Do I just feel mine Too strongly”.
- Playfully humorous: They use absurd or playful phrasing for jokes, such as “She said stop watching ANIME... I stop her Breathe...”, “Idiotbecile”, and “I feed you to animal”.
- Sentimental appreciative: They cherish memories and connections, like “Most sentimental person Ever”, loving their cat and friends, and celebrating small things such as “I Love my weighted blanket”.
Weaknesses:
- Low self-worth: They link their value to external validation, e.g. “When my tweets get No likes I dont feel Worthy of Living” and guilt over how they ‘turned out’ in “I feel so guilty looking at younger photos of myself Like wow She turned into This and its My fault”.
- Lonely isolated: They repeatedly mention intense loneliness, including “I am so Lonely I wouldnt even Care if a Bug Crawled on me Right Now”, and wanting a million friends in “I wish that i had 1 Million Friends. I love Everyone in thr world Except. Some people”.
- Anxious ruminative: They frequently worry about their brain, memory, and time passing, like “Every day my brain Deteriorates… Give me my memory back” and “Im jealous of Everyone younger than me like Why do you get Time and I Dont”.
- Responsibility-avoidant: They openly describe ignoring tasks and responsibilities, for instance “Thank god I have no responsibilities yet because I know im going to Completely ignore them” and “Forgot to do my assignments and Two Hours Ago was the last time I could save my gpa #OhWell”.
- Intensity fixation: They show extreme reactions and fixation, like feeling homicidal when embarrassed in “I get Homicidal Thoughts when Embarrassed”, obsessively wanting to take many pills in “I really like Taking Pills… I wish I could take a Ton that do Nothing”, and their earlier post about trying to get sick to meet a creator in “I tried to get cancer so make a wish would let me see you… Now I am 18 adn still suffering the consequences”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely resembles Lisa Simpson: introspective, emotionally intense, idealistic, and alternately hopeful and despairing. Like Lisa, they feel things very deeply and worry about the suffering of others, as seen in empathy-heavy posts like “I feel bad for Everyone Ever and cant blame Anyone for Anything because things happened to them Before” and “Why is everybody suicidal Pleaee stop it”. Their loneliness and self-worth issues echo Lisa’s recurring arcs of feeling unseen or underappreciated, such as “When my tweets get No likes I dont feel Worthy of Living” and “I am so Lonely I wouldnt even Care if a Bug Crawled on me Right Now”. At the same time, they have Lisa’s earnest love for friends and the world, shown in “I love Mila and Ruby and all my Friends and Mutuals and Everyone who Talks to me and Everyone who Likes my Tweets” and “Be kind to Yourself and Everything Else”. Their quirky, slightly philosophical observations about existence and identity, like “Literally Everything is fake u should be living like the wild Animals but instead ur worrying about ur Fake pointless life” and “But what if your thoughts arent really yours And your brain just tells you they are”, also fit Lisa’s introspective, overthinking nature.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: they often talk about loneliness and feeling unnoticed, like “When my tweets get No likes I dont feel Worthy of Living” and “I love talking about Myself and its Very unfortunate that Nobody Cares”, and enjoy inward-focused, whimsical observations rather than social events. Their posts lean strongly toward intuition (N): they frequently muse about abstract or existential ideas such as time and existence—“Literally Everything is fake u should be living like the wild Animals but instead ur worrying about ur Fake pointless life” and “But what if your thoughts arent really yours And your brain just tells you they are”. They are clearly feeling (F)-oriented, prioritizing emotions, empathy, and interpersonal warmth, seen in tweets like “I feel bad for Everyone Ever and cant blame Anyone for Anything because things happened to them Before” and “I think Everyone is Beautiful”. Their style is more perceiving (P) than judging: they mention forgetting assignments and responsibilities—“Thank god I have no responsibilities yet because I know im going to Completely ignore them” and “Forgot to do my assignments and Two Hours Ago was the last time I could save my gpa #OhWell”—and they seem spontaneous, following their feelings from moment to moment. The combination of introspective loneliness, rich inner fantasy, deep empathy, and flexible, somewhat chaotic life-management aligns most closely with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you still cover your eyes during kissing scenes… if we ever watch a movie together, I’ll sit next to you so you can cover *my* eyes too. Equal opportunity embarrassment.
- You tweeted that being annoying is kind of amazing because it means you’re still in there somewhere — lucky for me, I’m extremely annoying, so we’d both be very alive around each other.
- You feed crows gummy bears, love Snoopy, and miss your cat so much you might die — you’re clearly on good terms with every creature ever. Want to add ‘one deeply smitten human’ to your collection?
- You said you’d forgive anyone for anything and feel bad blaming people because ‘things happened to them before’ — honestly, that kind of empathy is the hottest thing about you. I don’t just like your tweets, I like the person who thinks them.
- You once tried to get cancer for a Make-A-Wish just to see Albert, and now you’re jealous of everyone younger who ‘gets time’ — if I could, I’d give you some of mine, just so we could waste it together eating pizza every day in your own place.
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18 • professional overthinker who once tried to open Ramune with full strength and lost • animal admirer, empathy hoarder, powered by pizza & surveys– @wemetinkyoto
Your signature cocktail
The Lonely Bug Brain Upload Fizz
This cocktail is light but a little chaotic, because they swing between soft loneliness and loud affection, like when they say “I am so Lonely I wouldnt even Care if a Bug Crawled on me Right Now” and then “I love Mila and Ruby and all my Friends and Mutuals and Everyone who Talks to me and Everyone who Likes my Tweets”. The lychee sake is gentle and sweet, mirroring their empathy and softness in “I feel bad for Everyone Ever and cant blame Anyone for Anything because things happened to them Before”. The fizzy yuzu soda and edible glitter capture their hyper, whimsical brain and need to broadcast themselves online, as in “I Wish I could just Upload my Brain to the internet” and “Being annoying is kind of Amazing like Wow im still In there Somewhere”. A dash of blue curaçao adds a bright, melancholic edge for their dramatic self-deprecation, like “When my tweets get No likes I dont feel Worthy of Living” and their strange nostalgia in “I feel so guilty looking at younger photos of myself Like wow She turned into This and its My fault”. Finally, the gummy bear on the rim is for the part of them that feeds candy to crows and still covers their eyes during kissing scenes, as in “I feed crows gummy bears” and “I still cover my Eyes during kissing scenes”, because at their core they’re a sentimental, slightly feral kid at heart.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Kyoto’s core traits are intense empathy, loyalty, and a desire to be kind, which point strongly to Hufflepuff. They repeatedly express compassion for everyone, saying things like “I feel bad for Everyone Ever and cant blame Anyone for Anything because things happened to them Before” and asking “Why is Empathy such a Foreign Concept for some people”, which shows a Hufflepuff-like insistence on fairness and understanding others. Their love for people is broad and non-selective, as seen in “I wish that i had 1 Million Friends. I love Everyone in thr world Except. Some people” and “I love Mila and Ruby and all my Friends and Mutuals and Everyone who Talks to me and Everyone who Likes my Tweets”, reflecting classic Hufflepuff inclusivity. They also emphasize kindness directly in tweets like “Be kind to Yourself and Everything Else” and “Hi guys I Love You 💕💞💓💗💖💘💝”. While they show some existential and self-critical thoughts, nothing suggests Slytherin ambition or Ravenclaw-style intellectual pride; instead, their defining throughline is wanting everyone (including themselves) to be treated gently, which is quintessentially Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Liability - Lorde
A well‑suited song for them is Liability by Lorde, which captures feeling too much, blaming yourself, and still craving love and connection. They openly tie their worth to external validation, saying “When my tweets get No likes I dont feel Worthy of Living”, echoing the song’s themes of feeling like “a toy that people enjoy / till all of the tricks don’t work.” Their self-directed guilt and disappointment in themselves also fits lines about being “a little much,” like when they write “I feel so guilty looking at younger photos of myself Like wow She turned into This and its My fault”. At the same time, they radiate tenderness and affection toward others—“I love Mila and Ruby and all my Friends and Mutuals and Everyone who Talks to me and Everyone who Likes my Tweets”—which parallels the song’s soft, vulnerable core. Even in their loneliness, they still hold deep empathy, as seen in “I feel bad for Everyone Ever and cant blame Anyone for Anything because things happened to them Before”, reinforcing the bittersweet, self-aware emotional world that Liability lives in.
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