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Your Simpsons character
Like the Android’s Dungeon owner, Dove is a high-strung superfan deeply immersed in niche internet culture, collectibles, and specific media 'ships.' He possesses a sharp, cynical wit used to police fandom discourse, such as when he asserts, “you seeing it as a father/son thing is not their fault... That a you problem”. His feed is a mix of hyper-fixation on series like Ensemble Stars!! and dramatic outbursts regarding his collection, seen when he screams, “I HAVE 2K DIAS FOR WATARU RAAAAGGAGAGAGGAAGHAHAHAHA”. Ultimately, his blend of technical internet knowledge, 'professional man lover' status, and frequent declarations of being “so fucking sad” over lost fanart mirrors Comic Book Guy’s quintessential 'Worst. Episode. Ever.' energy.

Your MBTI personality Type
@wetbakyuuns exhibits Extroversion (E) through an unfiltered, high-energy stream of consciousness, openly sharing intimate thoughts and seeking engagement, such as when they exclaim, “I HAVE 2K DIAS FOR WATARU RAAAAGGAGAGAGGAAGHAHAHAHA”. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their focus on fandom dynamics, shipping theories, and abstract scenarios, like imagining if “the Aoi twins ran at a high enough speed towards each other they’d fuse together”. Driven by Feeling (F), their posts are highly emotional and values-based, ranging from deep hurt over a creator's scandal to defensive outbursts about their favorite characters, stating, “I’m gonna hurt someone if I see another person call Wataru a groomer one more fucking time”. Finally, they show a Perceiving (P) preference through a spontaneous, chaotic posting style and a self-admitted lack of organization, humorously noting, “I feel like I’m annoying. Whoopsie”.

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Trans digital artist & 20yo Enstars enthusiast. Once ran through Dandy’s World as ‘Freaky Dandy’ instead of roleplaying. Professional man lover. He/him.– @wetbakyuuns

Your signature cocktail
This experimental, 'RT heavy' cocktail is a loud tribute to a “professional man lover” who is unashamedly “obsessed with Wataei.” The Blue Curaçao represents his “blue bird Wataru” hyperfixation, while the spiced white rum honors his specific taste for “sexy white bunny Eichi.” The drink is topped with cotton candy to match his soft 'Dove' aesthetic, but it carries a punchy kick because he’s “gonna hurt someone” if his favorites are slandered. Finally, it’s served with a side of salt for the “severe regret” of missing out on fanart and the struggle of being a “trans guy” tired of traditional tropes.

Your Hogwarts House
Dove exhibits the raw ambition and unashamed self-interest of a Slytherin, prioritizing his personal desires and favorite characters with a bold, often provocative resourcefulness. He displays a sharp, unfiltered wit and a lack of concern for social conventions, seen in his intense fixation on Eichi and his demand for “WATARU’S COCK UP MY ASS” or his declaration that “Hiyori Tomoe is so hot”. His protective nature over his niche interests and his tendency to gatekeep or react aggressively to perceived slights—like stating “I’m gonna hurt someone if I see another person call Wataru a groomer”—aligns with the house's loyalty to its own. Ultimately, his pride in his identity and his unabashed status as a “Professional man lover” demonstrate a strong sense of self and the pursuit of personal pleasure typical of a cunning and determined Slytherin.

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This song perfectly captures the user's high-energy obsession with anime romance and their unapologetically chaotic presence on the timeline. As a self-proclaimed “Professional man lover”, Dove spends a significant amount of time pining over fictional men, specifically the characters from Ensemble Stars!. The track’s groovy yet slightly neurotic vibe matches their frantic energy when summoning for favorites, such as when they yelled, “I HAVE 2K DIAS FOR WATARU RAAAAGGAGAGAGGAAGHAHAHAHA”. Furthermore, the title reflects their frequent exposure to disturbing internet content they wish they could unsee, like when they remarked, “Y’know I’d never thought I’d see Barney diaper fetish art but here we are”. Ultimately, the song mirrors the experience of a dedicated fan who is perhaps a bit too deep into the “freak shit” of online fandom culture.

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