Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Confidence: Bold statements like 'I looked FUCKING AWESOME!' and frequent use of 'Based' show high confidence.
- Humor: Uses dark jokes (e.g., papercut death) and meme-like captions, indicating a strong sense of humor.
- Technical skill: Tweet about reviewing own code seconds after writing it demonstrates programming ability.
- Cultural engagement: Mentions Umineko, Super Mario Galaxy, and anime references, showing active fandom involvement.
- Self-awareness: Bio states 'Interaction is not endorsement', indicating awareness of personal boundaries.
Weaknesses:
- Extremist ideology: Tweet about 'ethnically replace' people reveals extremist nationalist views.
- Provocative trolling: Claims like 'Joined Mossad today' and politicized sarcasm show trolling behavior.
- Deceptive behavior: Admits lying about being Muslim on job applications to gain interviews.
- Self-deprecation: Bio lists 'Loser: Probably Retardation: Partial', indicating negative self-assessment.
- Aggressive language: Frequent profanity and violent imagery (e.g., papercut death) reflect aggressive tone.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
The user’s self‑deprecating, meme‑laden style and nerdy interests (e.g., "Looking at my own code seconds after writing it") echo Comic Book Guy’s typical cynicism and obsession with pop‑culture minutiae. Their dark humor ("You will die by papercut... I do not envy you") matches Comic Book Guy’s often bleak sarcasm. The frequent political provocations ("How is leftism progressive? Everybody knows you advance by going right") resemble his tendency to make snarky, contrarian remarks. Their claim of being a "Virgin: Yes, Loser: Probably" and the repeated use of "Based" also align with Comic Book Guy’s self‑identified outsider status. Overall, the combination of nerdy code references, pop‑culture commentary, and sardonic tone makes Comic Book Guy the best fit.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
The frequent, outspoken posting style like "Just installed the Xitter app on my phone, first social media app I've installed in years" indicates an extraverted need for external interaction. Their use of abstract, imaginative metaphors such as "There is something wrong with you. And I'm a bowl of spaghetti for fuck's sake" points to an intuitive (N) preference for ideas over concrete details. Logical, debate‑oriented comments like "How is leftism progressive? Everybody knows you advance by going right" show a thinking (T) decision‑making style. Finally, the spontaneous, varied content ranging from random food lists to dark humor, exemplified by "You will die by papercut... I do not envy you" reflects a perceiving (P) orientation toward flexibility and openness.
Some pickup lines for you
- If we were a piece of code, you'd be the flawless 'if' statement that always returns true, and I'd debug our love every single second after writing it.
- I heard you love chocolate chip pancakes, eggs, bacon, and two milks—let's brunch together and see if the only thing that gets flipped is the pancake, not our hearts.
- You may be a Hyperborean 'Based' national, but the only flag I'd raise is the one that says 'Team Us'—especially if we can share a bowl of spaghetti and a cloak made from your jacket.
- You joined Mossad and advocate piracy for free stuff; how about a covert operation where we 'pirate' each other's smiles, no paperwork, no paper cuts, just pure chemistry?
- When I think of Super Mario Galaxy and Wii Sports Resort, I imagine us jumping through galaxies together, collecting stars, and scoring a perfect 'men stay winning' combo with you.
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Your new Twitter bio
Coder, gamer & meme curator. Once wore my jacket as a cape—felt like a superhero. I share random tech musings, gaming tips & occasional chaos. Spaghetti jokes.– @WetSpaghett
Your signature cocktail
Spaghetti Code of Hyperborea
This drink blends dark, rebellious flavors to match WetSpaghett’s hyperborean, "Based" persona. The bacon-infused bourbon nods to the breakfast tweet about "Chocolate chip pancakes, eggs, bacon, 2 milks," while the espresso shot captures the moment "Looking at my own code seconds after writing it." Black vodka reflects the bleak Hyperborea vibe and the flag emojis, and the chili-infused tequila adds the fiery edge of "I used to wear my jacket as a cloak… I'm sure I looked FUCKING AWESOME!" The twisted spaghetti garnish is a literal tribute to the line "There is something wrong with you. And I'm a bowl of spaghetti for fuck's sake," and the mix of free‑spirit drinks echoes the tweet about piracy: "You advocate for piracy because you're a communist. I advocate for piracy because I want free shit."
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user repeatedly shows ambition and a desire for power, as seen in the tweet "Joined Mossad today" which flaunts affiliation with a secretive elite organization. Their self‑serving justification for piracy—"You advocate for piracy because you're a communist. I advocate for piracy because I want free shit"—demonstrates cunning resourcefulness typical of Slytherins. The tweet "How is leftism progressive? Everybody knows you advance by going right" reflects a manipulative, strategic way of framing arguments. The boast "Men stay winning" and the confident claim "I used to wear my jacket as a cloak by taking my arms out of the sleeves, I'm sure I looked FUCKING AWESOME!" reveal a competitive, self‑confident attitude. These traits of ambition, cunning, and a drive to outshine others align most closely with Slytherin values.
Your movie
Your song
Welcome to the Jungle - Guns N' Roses
The user’s self‑described "Based" attitude and love of chaos (e.g., "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and "Me when the separatists occupy one province and I can't ethnically replace the people there for ten more years") echo the opening line of the song, "Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games." Their mention of video games ("Super Mario Galaxy 1 and 2, Wii Sports Resort") fits the lyric "We've got everything you want, honey, we're the…," which celebrates a wild playground. The dark humor about violent deaths ("You will die by papercut…") matches the song’s aggressive, dangerous atmosphere. Their boastful, badass claim ("I used to wear my jacket as a cloak… I'm sure I looked FUCKING AWESOME!") aligns with the song’s swaggering rock vibe. Finally, the user’s identification with a mythic "Hyperborean" nation and the line "There is something wrong with you. And I'm a bowl of spaghetti for fuck's sake" reflect the song’s theme of a wild, untamed world.
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