Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Witty: Uses sharp, playful humor in takes like “BREAKING NEWS just because you posted your opinion on twitter doesn't mean you're automatically correct”.
- Passionate: Shows strong enthusiasm for music/celebrities, e.g. repeated Noel/Liam posts like “Noel Gallagher” and affectionate paeans like “Jeremy Strong baby i miss u”.
- Self-aware: Openly jokes about their own online behavior and account quality, as in “ok so i lost a follower and i just wanted to say i hate you... i'll try to do my best to torture the rest of you.”.
- Supportive: Affirming toward others’ posts and creations, e.g. “Probably because it's COOL AS ALL SHIT nice job” and “Mm this is so beautiful and elegant”.
- Creative: Invents playful scenarios and concepts, like wanting edits with Spongebobs in “Can someone edit this so instead of business men walking out it is several spongebobs” and offering to write a “liamon fic” in “anyone wanna help me write a liamon fic?”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile: Uses aggressive language toward others, such as “Counter: go suck your mother!” and “Man shut up bitch!”.
- Profane: Frequent swearing and harsh phrasing, e.g. bio (“you know what? fuck it.”) and posts like “HELLO what the fuck”.
- Dismissive: Writes others off as garbage or irrelevant, e.g. “Some people on this app are irritating and their opinions are worthless garbage 💞😊”.
- Confrontational: Leans into conflict and drama, as in “i would never reply to someone 15 times yet you've been riding the same user's meat for several months...” and “actually i hope the online spaces ruin SOME of your lives 💞”.
- Crude: Uses sexualized or coarse phrasing like “So petite and breedable....” and “Lottie this is going directly in my wank bank”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user matches Bart Simpson most closely: chaotic, irreverent, and constantly clowning on everyone around them while clearly having favorites they’re weirdly devoted to. Their tone is bratty and gleefully antagonistic, like when they say “Counter: go suck your mother!” and “some people on this app are irritating and their opinions are worthless garbage 💞😊”. The bio joke, “you know what? fuck it. these are my employer's opinions. 28 (take THAT Kurt Cobain.)”, has the same boundary‑pushing, dark-humor energy Bart uses to wind up adults. At the same time, they’re a passionate little fanboy/girl/person, obsessing over musicians the way Bart fixates on bands and celebrities, like “Liam and Noel 🥰” and repeatedly posting about Noel Gallagher. Their love of petty online drama and performative rebellion, seen in posts like “actually i hope the online spaces ruin SOME of your lives 💞” and “unprecedented weirdo behavior on twitter dot com today and always from the usual suspects....anyone wanna act normal w me?”, fits Bart’s permanent troublemaker vibe. Underneath the mischief, though, there’s a kind of earnest, hyperactive enthusiasm (e.g., “Yippeeeee wahoooo yip yaheeyyy wahoooooo WOOHOO EVEN”) that keeps the account feeling more like a chaotic kid than a true cynic.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extrovert: they constantly engage with others, tag oomfs, and invite interaction, e.g. asking, “anyone wanna help me write a liamon fic?” in “anyone wanna help me write a liamon fic?”, and joking about followers in “ok so i lost a follower and i just wanted to say i hate you for not liking my posts…”. Their humor is highly associative, referential, and abstract, showing Intuition: they spin off ideas from images and pop‑culture, like “Battle of britpop ended 31 years ago” or the surreal self‑image in “I’ve been in my 30s since the 2nd grade”. They lean Feeling: they judge people and situations via vibe and affection rather than structured logic, e.g. heartfelt hyperbole in “MY SON HE WAS FIVE YEARS OLD 🥺💔” and protective stan energy in “Robbito idgaf what Noel said about you i don't listen to his ass”. Their tone is blunt and sometimes cutting, but it’s driven by emotional reactions like “Some people on this app are irritating and their opinions are worthless garbage 💞😊” rather than impersonal analysis. Finally, they appear strongly Perceiving: the timeline is chaotic and spontaneous, bouncing from Liam/Noel jokes to random pop‑culture bits to meta‑Twitter commentary, as in “unprecedented weirdo behavior on twitter dot com today and always from the usual suspects....anyone wanna act normal w me?” and the whimsical, off‑the‑cuff list in “five things i like about + oomfs to do this 🦋🌜🏹”. The mix of outward energy, rapid‑fire associations, emotional expressiveness, and lack of apparent structured planning fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said online spaces should ruin *some* of our lives — if you keep posting Noel Gallagher and Kendall Roy like this, I fear you might actually ruin mine by making me fall terminally in love with you.
- You naming your dad’s cat Liam Gallagher is crazy work, but if you ever name something after me too, I promise I’ll behave better than the entire band combined.
- You’re out here tweeting about lush glitter bath bombs, bagels, vetiver and Turkish rose like it’s nothing — are you trying to soft-launch being the human equivalent of my ideal Sunday or is that just a happy accident?
- You joked you’ve been in your 30s since second grade; I’ve been in my clown era since I saw your Noel/Kendall/Robbie timeline and realized I’d absolutely embarrass myself to take you to the pub w the lads.
- If Twitter users all have their own made‑up realities, then in mine we’re on the subway together, you’re live‑tweeting a stranger’s lap dance, and I’m just there thinking, ‘Damn, I hope I’m the next freak you subtweet about.’
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Your new Twitter bio
NYC. Britpop, The Strokes & stray movie guys enthusiast. Once named my dad’s cat Liam Gallagher and never recovered from it. Opinions fully my own.– @WhatsappRickyyy
Your signature cocktail
The Noel Gallagher Weed Lemonade Panic
This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and affectionate, just like their timeline that swings from “BREAKING NEWS just because you posted your opinion on twitter doesn't mean you're automatically correct” to “Some people on this app are irritating and their opinions are worthless garbage 💞😊”. The high-proof spirit matches their unfiltered, occasionally feral posting style, like “Counter: go suck your mother!”, while sparkling lemonade (ideally weed-infused) nods to “I actually just had a weed lemonade from the grocery store twin” and keeps it playful. Pomegranate juice ties into their softer, oddly wholesome side in threads like “Five things I like about+ oomfs to do this❤️. 1. Pomegranate seeds yum”, adding tart sweetness under the chaos. Edible glitter shimmer is for their meme-y, maximalist, slightly unhinged vibe and love of sparkly comfort like “lush bathbomb w glitter in oh fuck yea”. The dash of bitters represents their sharp, jaded commentary about Twitter freaks in posts like “unprecedented weirdo behavior on twitter dot com today and always from the usual suspects....anyone wanna act normal w me?”, rounding everything out into a drink that’s sweet, ranty, and weirdly comforting—much like their endless Noel/Liam brainrot from “Battle of britpop ended 31 years ago” to the many, many Noel Gallagher posts.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their tone is sharply combative and self-preserving, which aligns with Slytherin’s resourcefulness and willingness to bite back. They openly relish being a little cruel online, as seen in “actually i hope the online spaces ruin SOME of your lives 💞” and “Some people on this app are irritating and their opinions are worthless garbage 💞😊”, suggesting a comfort with weaponizing snark rather than prioritizing harmony. They show a proud, theatrical sense of self and a refusal to take accountability in “ok so i lost a follower and i just wanted to say i hate you for not liking my posts… i take absolutely no responsibility or accountability for being a bad account and i'll try to do my best to torture the rest of you.”, which reads as self-aware, performative villainy. Their bio, “you know what? fuck it. these are my employer's opinions. 28 (take THAT Kurt Cobain.)”, also hints at dark humor and deliberate edginess rather than earnest Gryffindor-style righteousness or Hufflepuff warmth. While they’re clearly witty and referential (a Ravenclaw trait), the dominant throughline is calculated chaos, boundary-pushing humor, and a desire to maintain power and persona in their social sphere—hallmarks of Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Cigarettes & Alcohol - Oasis
The best-fitting song is Cigarettes & Alcohol by Oasis, because their whole personality is steeped in Britpop chaos, sarcasm, and scruffy hedonism. They’re openly obsessed with Noel and Liam Gallagher, constantly posting things like “Liam and Noel 🥰” and repeatedly tweeting just “Noel Gallagher” with photos and quotes. The song’s cynical, screw-it attitude echoes their bio, “you know what? fuck it. these are my employer's opinions. 28 (take THAT Kurt Cobain.),” and their delight in online mess, like “actually i hope the online spaces ruin SOME of your lives 💞”. The track’s theme of trying to feel alive through vice and vibes maps well onto their love of weed lemonade (“I actually just had a weed lemonade from the grocery store twin”) and going “to da pub w the lads” in their likes list (“Going to da pub w the lads”). Finally, the song’s swaggering, slightly mean-spirited humor fits their habit of roasting people and celebs with affection, seen in tweets like “Some people on this app are irritating and their opinions are worthless garbage 💞😊” and “Counter: go suck your mother!”.
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