Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Media-savvy: Frequently comments thoughtfully on TV, films, and streaming (e.g., Netflix, HBO, Industry, Girl Rules), showing strong pop‑culture literacy: “única vez que series brasil fala de série é publi ainda”, “essa nova temporada de industry tá boa pra caralho”.
- Socially-aware: Shows concern for broader issues like Nestlé controversies and political criticism: “queria que todo mundo conhecesse as polêmicas e história da Nestlé”, “mas esse trump é muito nojento né o que ele não faz por um petróleo esse fdp”.
- LGBTQ+supportive: Defends LGBT series and criticizes double standards in representation and ratings: “é sempre as séries LGBTs que não dão audiência né papo torto do caralho”, shows strong interest in GL content across tweets.
- Humorous: Uses sarcasm and jokes to react to daily life and fandom (e.g., catupiry, cuscuz paulista, drama with knives): “as pessoas tem que parar de colocar catupiry em tudo bagulho ruim do caralho”, “primeiro a gente come com os olhos e se eu olho um cuscuz paulista na minha frente eu dou pros porcos”.
- Passionate-fan: Engages intensely with shows, groups, and games (KATSEYE, GLs, football), expressing excitement and emotional investment: “essa nova temporada de industry tá boa pra caralho”, “VAMO CARALHO”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh-language: Frequently uses insults and strong profanity even for minor annoyances: “homem nojento ainda bem que foi de vapo”, “tá aí uma coisa que me irrita só pq é um gl não deixa de ser uma porra de ficção”, “VSF VTNC”.
- Quickly-judgmental: Often dismisses people or content with strong judgments instead of nuance: “eu hein que povo estranho pra não falar outra coisa”, “essa aok é uma abestalhada veia pqp ela tá sem um pingo de amor próprio”.
- Easily-irritated: Shows low tolerance and frequent frustration with games, platforms, and people: “que estresse essa porra desse jogo vsf”, “essa @ tá me estressando já pqp”, “queria bloquear essa maldita da Virgínia da minha fy”.
- Conflict-prone: Tone in several tweets is confrontational, which can escalate disagreements: “não sei qual é pira que as pessoas tem com a sexualidade dos outros plmds coisa estranha”, “se eu começar a falar” paired with repeated rage tweets about the same game.
- Cynical-attitude: Often expresses pessimism or disdain toward institutions and media (Globo, Netflix, Series Brasil): “essa globo já foi boa”, “nossa a única plataforma que sabe fazer filmes e séries boas em streaming a netflix comprou ☠️☠️”, “única vez que series brasil fala de série é publi ainda”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user reads as a sharp, opinionated pop‑culture nerd with a moral streak, very similar to Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, they care about ethics in the real world, calling out corporations and politics, e.g. criticizing Nestlé in “queria que todo mundo conhecesse as polêmicas e história da Nestlé pra saber do que eles são capazes de fazer” and condemning Trump in “mas esse trump é muito nojento né o que ele não faz por um petróleo esse fdp”. They’re also very vocal about LGBTQ+ representation and fairness in media, as seen in “é sempre as séries LGBTs que não dão audiência né papo torto do caralho tanta temporada de série hétero ruimm aí que eles fazem até encher o cu” and “não sei qual é pira que as pessoas tem com a sexualidade dos outros plmds coisa estranha”, which mirrors Lisa’s strong social-justice side. At the same time, they’re deeply into niche TV, GL/BL dramas, and music—Lisa’s bookish, obsessive-fan energy translated to modern fandom—seen in tweets like “meu top5 gl pluto love design tsou us 23.5” and “essa nova temporada de industry tá boa pra caralho e to começando a achar que algum personagem vai morrer”. The sarcastic, sometimes cutting humor in posts like “obrigada pela informação não muda nada na minha vida” also fits Lisa’s dry wit when she’s fed up with other people’s nonsense.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as more Extraverted than introverted: the timeline is full of energetic reactions and public engagement with fandoms, sports, TV, and pop culture, often phrased as if talking to an audience, like celebrating a game with “VAMO CARALHO” and live‑commenting stress during a match in “oh mano tô toda me tremendo assistindo esse jogo sem mentir”. Their interests show clear Intuition: they constantly speculate about future releases and narrative possibilities, e.g. theorizing on show schedules in “tavam falando das chances de ewb lançar antes de girl rules… agora eu to achando que realmente pode acontecer isso” and predicting plot events in “to começando a achar que algum personagem vai morrer e vai ser a sweetpea”, focusing on possibilities more than concrete details. The tone leans strongly Feeling: they react with moral/emotional judgments and empathy about fairness and representation, as in criticizing industry treatment in “é sempre as séries LGBTs que não dão audiência né papo torto do caralho” and defending actors over producers in “falam muito dos atores… e pouco dos produtores que estão por trás da escolha do elenco”. They appear more Perceiving than judging: their tweets feel spontaneous and reactive—jumping into new shows and music on impulse, like “indo assistir esse clairebell pra ver se é bom mesmo” and “indo ouvir o álbum do ano!!”—with little emphasis on structured plans or routines beyond casual predictions such as “aposteii que o lançamento de girl rules iria ser lá pra metade de fevereiro vamo ver se acerto”. Taken together—the expressive public interaction, future‑oriented fandom theorizing, strongly value‑laden reactions, and flexible, spur‑of‑the‑moment behavior—ENFP fits best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said we eat with our eyes first and you’d give cuscuz paulista to the pigs… lucky I’m not cuscuz, because I swear I’d look good enough for you to keep in your fridge for a week too. 😉
- You’re out here ranking GLs, defending Industry, and stressing over football penalties — honest question: what are the odds of me debuting as your bias in real life, or do I still need the jury vote too?
- You dragged Bruno Mars for releasing the same song for years… so if I tell you I like you on loop, does that make me lazy or just a consistent hit on your timeline?
- You said Netflix thinks it makes a great mousse — I don’t know about their dessert, but if we watched Girl Rules together, I promise the only thing melted on that couch would be me looking at you.
- You almost cried with Derry, got chills with Mio Cristo Piange Diamanti, and called Charli ‘mãe’… I’m not Charli, but I can at least be the chaotic little soundtrack in your life that you secretly replay all the time.
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Serial GL watcher, Flamengo stress tester & Netflix hater-in-chief. Once judged cuscuz paulista by looks alone and never looked back.– @wheiskarol
Your signature cocktail
Not Today, Girl Rules
This cocktail is bold and unapologetic, like someone who says “not today” in their bio and yells “VSF VTNC” at a stressful game. The spicy cachaça shot reflects their fiery reactions to politics and industry nonsense, like “mas esse trump é muito nojento né o que ele não faz por um petróleo esse fdp” and “é sempre as séries LGBTs que não dão audiência né papo torto do caralho”. Tamarind & passion fruit syrup brings a sweet-sour drama that matches their GL/series obsession and emotional investment in shows, from “essa nova temporada de industry tá boa pra caralho e to começando a achar que algum personagem vai morrer” to “os looks de girl rules” admiration in “os looks de girl rules”. The cold brew coffee is for the late-night streaming marathons and detailed takes about casting and production, like “falam muito dos atores… e pouco dos produtores que estão por trás da escolha do elenco”. A smoked salt rim adds bitterness and edge, echoing their sharp food and brand opinions, from dragging Nestlé in “queria que todo mundo conhecesse as polêmicas e história da Nestlé pra saber do que eles são capazes de fazer” to declaring “primeiro a gente come com os olhos e se eu olho um cuscuz paulista na minha frente eu dou pros porcos”. Finally, sparkling lime soda lightens everything up, mirroring their chaotic humor and fangirl joy when they say things like “yasmin minha mãe bissex” and celebrate GL overload in “é gl que não acaba mais acho pouco cabe mais”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their tweets show a loud, confrontational streak and a tendency to call things out bluntly, which strongly aligns with Gryffindor’s boldness and willingness to stand up for what they think is right. For example, they openly criticize hypocrisy around queer media and representation in tweets like “é sempre as séries LGBTs que não dão audiência né papo torto do caralho tanta temporada de série hétero ruimm aí que eles fazem até encher o cu” and “não sei qual é pira que as pessoas tem com a sexualidade dos outros plmds coisa estranha”, showing moral courage and a readiness to confront prejudice. They also react viscerally and fearlessly to politics and injustice, as in “mas esse trump é muito nojento né o que ele não faz por um petróleo esse fdp” and “queria que todo mundo conhecesse as polêmicas e história da Nestlé pra saber do que eles são capazes de fazer”, which reflects a Gryffindor-like impulse to call out powerful figures and corporations. Their impulsive, emotionally charged reactions to sports and entertainment—“que estresse essa porra desse jogo vsf” and “VAMO CARALHO”—suggest they are driven by passion and gut feeling more than calm analysis, another Gryffindor hallmark. While they have wit and critical thinking, the dominant impression is of someone fiery, outspoken, and unafraid of conflict, which fits Gryffindor better than the other houses.
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Your song
girl so confusing - Charli XCX
A fitting song for them is girl so confusing because they live deeply online, are very pop‑culture aware, and constantly comment on female artists and GL/BL media with a mix of irony and genuine passion. They call Charli “very mother” in “desculpem mas a charli é muito mãe” and joke about iconic fashion/pop moments in “faço uma música com o nome chanel e vira hit vou ao desfile de alta costura da valentino e não da chanel cause it's iconic”, which fits the song’s hyper‑aware, slightly chaotic pop-girl energy. Their feed is full of strong opinions and playful drags about TV, fandom, and industry double standards, like “é sempre as séries LGBTs que não dão audiência né papo torto do caralho tanta temporada de série hétero ruimm aí que eles fazem até encher o cu” and “ai tô amando o povo falando do bruno mars por lançar a mesma música durante anos finalmente os homens passando pela mesma coisa que as mulheres nessa indústria”, mirroring the song’s self-aware critique and messy honesty. They’re passionate about girl-centric stories and GLs, hyping Girl Rules in “certeza que janeiro tá passando tão devagar pq deus tá preparando algo muito bom em fevereiro: estreia de girl rules”, which aligns with Charli’s focus on complicated female perspectives. Overall, the song’s mix of attitude, vulnerability, and pop-culture consciousness matches their tweeting style, where sarcasm and sincere obsession coexist.
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