
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Nellie most closely matches Lisa Simpson: smart, emotionally intense, and constantly overthinking everything about herself and the world. Like Lisa, she’s self-critical and anxious about her body and health, shown in tweets like “I want to be normal about food” and “I really hope that whatever is that I have, wasn't caused by me starving myself”. She also mixes moral conviction with frustration at others’ behavior, such as “Could we maybe not be mean about what people choose to eat when they have an eating disorder?” and “It's DISGUSTING when bitches post people to use them as fatspo, it's denigrating, humiliating, and dehumanizing.”. Her interest in discourse and social issues, like “what do y'all think of the 'trans men can be lesbian discourse?'”, also aligns with Lisa’s tendency to dive into political and ethical debates. Finally, the mix of vulnerability and dark humor in posts like “I’m so tired of not knowing what’s wrong with me” and “Pls pray that i make it” reflects Lisa’s combination of melancholy, idealism, and dramatic flair.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: while they interact with mutuals, most content is personal, inward-focused, and self-reflective (e.g., body image, health, emotions) rather than about large social circles or constant external stimulation, and they often frame things as their own inner struggle, like “I'm so tired of not knowing what's wrong with me”. Their style shows intuition (N) over sensing: though they mention calories and food, they quickly move to meanings and patterns—worrying about long‑term consequences and underlying causes, as in “I really hope that whatever is that I have, wasn't caused by me starving myself”, and commenting on broader community dynamics, like “Could we maybe not be mean about what people choose to eat when they have an eating disorder?”. They read as strongly feeling (F): they defend others’ feelings and dignity (“fat people have feelings because, like I said, they're people”) and get openly emotional about their mom’s behavior (“she hasn't eaten anything in 38/39 hours and i started to cry”), prioritizing empathy and values even when they’re blunt or angry. Finally, they seem more perceiving (P) than judging: their eating patterns are chaotic and crisis‑driven rather than tightly structured, swinging from polls and cravings (“I want to eat somebody help me”) to last‑minute restriction and OMAD plans (“Omad I guess... im seriously about t o have a meltdown”), suggesting reactive, flexible behavior rather than rigid long‑term planning. Taken together—introspective, value‑driven, emotionally expressive, and somewhat unstructured—INFP is the best fit.

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Nellie, 18. Part-time raspberry critic, full-time navigating health, politics & pop culture. Once got nauseous from juice—still showed up to vote.– @whinymerlot

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with raspberry purée and lemon juice for that mix of softness and sharp self-awareness, nodding to “raspberry lover” in the bio and the emotional swings in “I hate everything”. Dry rosé stands in for your username’s merlot—still wine-girl-coded but lighter and more fragile, a wink to “Tried to eat like a normal person for a while and I hated it. So back to starving I guess”. A drizzle of matcha syrup references your caffeine survival mode in “Raw dogging this matcha with soy milk and no sugar so I don't pass out on the street”, giving jittery, sleep-deprived energy. The salted caramel liqueur is tiny but intense, like the dark humor in “Pls pray that i make it” and “Kill me rn”. Finally, sparkling water and lime keep it light and fizzy rather than heavy and boozy, mirroring your wish to feel “normal” around food in “I want to be normal about food” while still staying experimental and a bit chaotic like “Hungry, feeling like shit, and wanting a 40+ y/o hot man”.

Your Hogwarts House
Nellie shows a strong Hufflepuff core of fairness, care for others, and emotional loyalty, even while struggling. She actively defends kindness within edtwt, for example asking people to respect others' safe foods in “Could we maybe not be mean about what people choose to eat when they have an eating disorder?” and calling out the dehumanizing use of people as fatspo in “It's DISGUSTING when bitches post people to use them as fatspo”. Her empathy also appears when she gets upset about her mom not eating and immediately breaks down in “she hasn't eaten anything in 38/39 hours and i started to cry and had to hung up on her”, which reflects deep concern rather than detachment. Even inside a toxic community, she pushes for nuance and fairness, as when she criticizes both fatphobia and "ana girls deserve to die" rhetoric in that same fatspo tweet thread. While she has flashes of sarcasm and anger, they are grounded in a strong sense of what is and isn’t fair to others, which is quintessentially Hufflepuff rather than purely ambitious, cerebral, or thrill-seeking.

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A well‑fitting song for Nellie is “this is me trying” by Taylor Swift. She openly loves Taylor, saying “I love my edtwt account because there's no Taylor hate in my tl”, so a Taylor track already aligns with her interests. The song’s central themes—exhaustion, self‑blame, and quietly fighting to stay afloat—mirror her struggles with restriction and relapse, like “Tried to eat like a normal person for a while and I hated it. So back to starving I guess, which I also hate but just a little bit less” and “I want to be normal about food”. Lines about feeling like a failure resonate with tweets such as “I'm such an ana failure smh” and “I'm so tired of not knowing what's wrong with me”. Despite her harsh self‑talk, she keeps pushing through medical issues and emotional crashes—captured in posts like “Pls pray that i make it”—which echoes the song’s quiet refrain that even showing up and trying still counts as effort. Overall, the song’s vulnerable confession of pain and perseverance fits both her personality and the ongoing battle she documents on her timeline.

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