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The tweets show a constant stream of complaints about rude commuters, especially the repeated tirades like “優先席で横になってる馬鹿爺が居る” and “ハゲが臭いよ~”, mirroring Moe’s habit of berating customers and calling them “idiots”. The user’s cynical, gruff tone and frequent insults (e.g., “バカ”, “ハゲ”) match Moe’s signature grumpy attitude. At the same time he occasionally shows a begrudging sense of moral responsibility, saying “日本人だしさ 察しと思いやり位有りますよ”, similar to Moe’s occasional attempts to enforce “proper” behavior in his bar. He also oscillates between anger and occasional empathy, as seen when he retweets disaster‑relief information, reflecting Moe’s occasional soft‑hearted moments toward friends. Overall the mix of bitterness, sarcasm, and occasional caring aligns best with Moe Szyslak’s character.

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The user’s tweets are outward‑focused, often addressing strangers and the public, e.g., "人の携帯勝手に見る人って どう思います? 俺は絶対ゆるせません", showing an extraverted style. They describe concrete, sensory details such as "足のばす→そのまま … 目の前座ってますよ" and "靴がボロイ 色ハゲ亀裂で中が見える", indicating a Sensing preference. Their criticism relies on logical, rule‑based judgments—calling out seat‑misuse and “常識無い国だな”—reflecting Thinking. They demonstrate a desire for order and structure, posting requests like "拡散願います被災地の現状" and stating "自分の時間が欲しい", which aligns with a Judging orientation. These combined traits best match the ESTJ personality type.

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Tokyo commuter, train-seat guardian, disaster-relief volunteer, soccer & F1 fan. Once politely convinced a sleepy senior to free a priority seat. #TransitWatch– @whirow

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The cocktail captures his sharp, bitter tone and occasional hidden sweetness. The strong Japanese whisky mirrors his loud, assertive voice on the train, as he grumbles '優先席で馬鹿爺が居る' and 'ハゲが臭いよ~'. The bright yuzu juice adds a crisp, citrus bite like his quick, cutting remarks about foreigners, e.g., '白人が大声でピーチクパーチク'. Ginger syrup brings a spicy heat reflecting his irritation with cramped seats and phone‑peeking strangers, echoing his tweet '人の携帯勝手に見る人ってどう思います? 俺は絶対ゆるせません'. A touch of honey softens the bitterness, hinting at his occasional empathy for disaster victims, as seen in his call '拡散願います被災地の現状を'. Finally, a few dashes of Angostura bitters add lingering bitterness, reminiscent of the constant clamor of Tokyo subway.

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The user consistently confronts what they see as social wrongs, speaking out loudly against people who misuse priority seats (e.g., "優先席で大股開いて座ってる... 日本人だし 察しと思いやり位有りますよ") and calling out invasive behavior ("人の携帯勝手に見る人って どう思います? 俺は絶対ゆるせません"). They also bravely raise awareness for disaster victims, urging others to share information ("拡散願います被災地の現状を... 被災地ではまだまだやる事沢山有ります"). This willingness to publicly challenge others and defend their sense of order reflects the Gryffindor traits of courage and a strong moral compass.

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The user constantly complains about the chaotic and disrespectful behavior they encounter on Tokyo trains, writing things like "また電車内 … 優先席で馬鹿" and "相変わらず常識無い国だな". Their frustration extends to noisy foreigners, as seen in "外国人はこれだから嫌いだ", and a desire for personal space in "自分の時間が欲しい". This relentless dissatisfaction mirrors the Rolling Stones’ classic refrain "I can’t get no satisfaction", which expresses a feeling that nothing around them ever meets their expectations. The song’s repeated line captures their ongoing exasperation with everyday life in the city, and the lyric "'cause I try and I try and I try" reflects how they keep confronting these annoyances but remain unsatisfied.

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