Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Playful creativity: Frequently invents funny scenarios and ships, like imagining Silver Wolf wagging a tail around Firefly in “i think silverwolf should see firefly and then start wagging her new tail and when firefly asks her about it she gets really defensive”.
- Passionate fandom: Shows deep enthusiasm for multiple series and characters, e.g. obsessing over Neferpitou in “i've been very neferpitou pilled lately but i honestly couldn't care less about hxh i just really like this one nyanbinary” and being “silverfly soul” fed in “i like 3.8 for feeding my little silverfly soul”.
- Humorous self-awareness: Openly jokes about their own habits, like turning every group into a poly ship in “i just turn any group of characters i like into a poly ship none of you can stop me” and never actually writing in “i keep saying i'll write later but later never comes”.
- Loyal friend: Talks about friends affectionately and engages with their stuff, such as enjoying a friend’s DM in “remembered this awesome dm my friend sent me once” and wanting to help choose a friend’s new name in “my friend is trying to come up with a new name but everything it picks sucks ass am i allowed to just choose for it”.
- Queer-affirming: Consistently celebrates queer identities and yuri, like assuming fictional women are lesbians in “i assume all fictional women are lesbian unless proven otherwise” and describing HSOS6 as all trans in “every member of hsos6 is trans in their own interesting an unique way”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive humor: Makes repeated hyperbolic references to self-harm, as in “see i could write fanfiction, or i could kill myself 100 million billion times” and being willing to kill themself if isekai’d as a human in “if i got isekaied into some awesome fantasy world and i stayed as a boring ass human i would just kill myself”.
- Avoidant procrastination: Openly avoids things they want, like never writing despite wanting to in “i keep saying i'll write later but later never comes and i never end up writing” and putting off Genshin story due to AR grind in “i would play genshin but the story is locked behind being a higher adventure rank and i just cannot bring myself to care about getting xp”.
- Harsh self-talk: Describes outcomes involving themself very negatively, like calling getting Cipher “the worst possible outcome” in “did one of those which character are you quizzes and got cipher i think this is the worst possible outcome” and saying they’d suck at vtubing in “vtubings sounds fun but i think if i ever somehow got into that situation i would suck ass at it”.
- Overinvestment in fiction: Strong emotional swings tied to media, like being “so so so so sad” over lost fanart in “there's this one specific piece of fanart i've been looking for but the artist nuked themself off the internet and i'm so so so so sad” and repeatedly wishing characters would all kiss instead of focusing on their own life in “downside of shipping basically exclusively poly ships is that there is actually no content for what i want and i'm too scared to write anything myself”.
- Risky coping habits: Mentions behavior that could be unsafe or unhealthy, like putting their overheating phone in the freezer in “my phone was overheating so i stuck it in the freezer and it actually worked” and joking about “drinking some tar” in “drinking some tar rn”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re most similar to Lisa Simpson: very online and self-aware, brainy about their niche interests, and loudly principled while still being a bit of a drama gremlin. Like Lisa hyper-fixating on causes or fandoms, they deep-dive into specific ships and media, e.g. “downside of shipping basically exclusively poly ships is that there is actually no content for what i want and i'm too scared to write anything myself” and “you can ship any yuri if you're insane enough (this is about cerycipher)”. They show strong opinions and moral stances that echo Lisa’s blunt activism, like calling something out as “ok that's like 1000% racist” and complaining that people who want a character gone are “so fucking boring” in “i am far from sunday's biggest fan but the people who want him to leave the express are so fucking boring”. The intense, sometimes melodramatic introspection (e.g. “see i could write fanfiction, or i could kill myself 100 million billion times. not sure which one to pick”) fits Lisa’s tendency toward existential spirals, just filtered through very online humor. And their mix of queer-focused shipping like “i think all the girls in ddlc should kiss eachother and mc should be hit by a car” and earnest love of girl characters (“every girl deserves giant wings and a big fluffy tail”](https://x.com/white_____llily/status/2003697241715015823)) lines up with Lisa’s combination of idealism, intensity, and heartfelt dorkiness.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted than extroverted: most tweets center on solitary media consumption (games, anime, fanfic) and internal thoughts rather than socializing or clout-chasing, e.g. “i keep saying i'll write later but later never comes and i never end up writing, still not going to after making this tweet but y'know” and “vtubings sounds fun but i think if i ever somehow got into that situation i would suck ass at it”. Their interests and language are very intuitive: they fixate on ships, symbolism, hypotheticals, and meta takes on storytelling rather than concrete day‑to‑day details, as in “downside of shipping basically exclusively poly ships is that there is actually no content for what i want and i'm too scared to write anything myself” and “you can ship any yuri if you're insane enough (this is about cerycipher)”. They prioritize emotion, values, and affection for characters/ships over detached logic, which fits Feeling: they repeatedly center what they hope writers will do or how ships make them feel, e.g. “i think all the girls in ddlc should kiss eachother and mc should be hit by a car” and “i think cipher and aglaea and hyacine and castorice and cyrene and hysilens and cerydra and march 7th and evernight and stelle should kiss and i think i've made this tweet before”. Their lifestyle and self‑description look very perceiving rather than structured: they procrastinate, bounce between games and shows, and openly avoid planning, as seen in “i keep saying i'll write later but later never comes” and “i would play genshin but the story is locked behind being a higher adventure rank and i just cannot bring myself to care about getting xp”. The highly imaginative, ship‑heavy, self‑aware and slightly nihilistic tone – particularly the dramatic bio and lines like “see i could write fanfiction, or i could kill myself 100 million billion times. not sure which one to pick” – fit the stereotypical creative, emotionally intense, fandom‑immersed INFP profile.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep tweeting that every girl should kiss every other girl, so I’m just checking the patch notes—did they finally add ‘you + me’ to the ship roster or do I need to file a support ticket with HoYo?
- You said if you got isekaied and stayed a boring human you’d just die—lucky for you, I’m fully prepared to spawn in as your giant‑winged, big fluffy‑tailed party member and boost your yuri stats.
- You complain about Genshin’s AR wall, but honestly? I’d grind any amount of XP if the story quest reward was ‘sit in call with you while you rant about zhao, cipher, and your 37 poly ships.’
- You’re out here rereading the same five yuzuali fics on loop, hunting down nuked fanart, and obsessing over tiny ZZZ/HSR details—someone who cares that much about fictional girls would probably treat a real one (hi) very, very well.
- You said you never tweet what’s actually on your mind because it’d just be ‘girls should kiss girls’ on repeat, but I think you’re underselling the potential sequel: ‘and one of those girls, specifically, should be me.’
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Poly ship theorist, Hoyoverse enjoyer, occasional writer who never writes. Once cooled my phone in the freezer and it actually worked.– @white_____llily
Your signature cocktail
Nyanbinary Void Hunter Fizz
This drink is bright, chaotic, and a little dangerous, like someone who says “come with me to the pit that kills you and makes it hurt the whole time you're dying :D” and then immediately starts talking about yuri. Silver tequila is the sharp, slightly unhinged base for the person who will casually tweet things like “see i could write fanfiction, or i could kill myself 100 million billion times.” while still logging into five gacha games. Blackcurrant liqueur adds a dark fruity sweetness for their relentless love of girls kissing girls, from “did you know: you can make any girl kiss any other girl. many don't know this” to “i think all the girls in ddlc should kiss eachother and mc should be hit by a car”. Yuzu soda or lemonade brings a bright, fizzy, anime-ass energy for someone who treats every cast as a polyship sandbox, like “i think cipher and aglaea and hyacine and castorice and cyrene and hysilens and cerydra and march 7th and evernight and stelle should kiss”. An absinthe rinse is the feral, obsessive fandom edge — the part of them that gets “neferpitou pilled” while admitting “i honestly couldn't care less about hxh i just really like this one nyanbinary”. Finally, the edible glitter rim is pure yuri-brain sparkle for the void hunter enjoyer who prays, “please please hoyo make content that only caters to me” and believes every girl deserves wings, tails, and a ridiculous amount of gay drama.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their tweets show a strongly analytical, meta way of engaging with media. They pick apart game storytelling and character usage in detail, like in their critique of Zenless Zone Zero pacing: “my biggest issue with zzz is that they move on from characters way too fast. i think this is why i get attached to hsr characters so much easier, we were given all of 3.0 3.7 to learn more about cas but we were given just 2.3 for yidhari, and yunkui just hasn't been cutting it”. They also enjoy abstract or structural thinking, joking about number patterns and puzzles such as “112516 413 33550336 i have a lot of these stored up”, which implies a brain that likes playing with concepts instead of just consuming content. Their humor tends toward clever, meta commentary, like “you can ship any yuri if you're insane enough (this is about cerycipher)” and “you would expect the successor to hi3 part 1 to be hi3 part 2 but in reality it's actually zzz”, both of which reframe fandom/media expectations in a witty way. Even their self-deprecation is framed in thought experiments ("if i was added to zzz i would be the tallest girl" and joking about vtubing), which suggests introspective, idea-focused thinking more than raw ambition or pure vibes. Overall, the blend of media analysis, pattern play, and dry, referential humor fits Ravenclaw more closely than the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
girls - girl in red
The best fit for @white_____llily is girls by girl in red, because so much of their timeline revolves around obsessive, unapologetic sapphic longing. They outright say “i can't ever tweet what's on my mind because if i did that every tweet i would make would be 'i think girks should kiss other girls' or 'i think girls should have sex with other girls'” and regularly declare that “did you know: you can make any girl kiss any other girl. many don't know this”. Their automatic assumption that “all fictional women are lesbian unless proven otherwise, and when proven otherwise i'll assume she's a lesbian anyway” mirrors the song’s obsessive, girl-centric perspective. Even their poly shipping brainrot — like believing “castorice and hyacine and aglaea and cipher and hysilens and cerydra and evernight and march and stelle should all kiss” (link) — feels like an expanded, fandom-coded version of girl in red’s intense fixation. The combination of yearning, queerness, and a slightly unhinged sense of humor in their tweets lines up almost perfectly with the mood and lyrics of girls.
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