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Your Simpsons character
WJ shares the hyper-critical, elitist, and cynical demeanor of Comic Book Guy, frequently dismissing others' opinions as inferior. He spends his time online rating things as the “worst thing I've ever seen” or labeling others as “retards” and “idiots.” Much like the Simpsons character, he is obsessed with technicalities and niche interests, such as specific football scouting and gym metrics like “30kg seated lat raises.” His nihilistic bio and tendency to provide unsolicited, harsh commentary on everything from politics to “bad takes” perfectly mirror the “Worst. Episode. Ever.” persona.

Your MBTI personality Type
WJ demonstrates the Introversion and Intuition of an INTJ through a focus on solitary self-improvement and abstract systems, noting that “Every nihilist considers themselves a realist” and analyzing geopolitical influence beyond surface-level claims. Their Thinking preference is evident in a blunt, often abrasive communication style that prioritizes logical consistency over social harmony, frequently labeling opposing views as “retarded” or “stupid”. The Judging trait is shown through disciplined, long-term planning regarding their physique, such as tracking a “10lbs down in 40 days” progress and setting specific goals for the next year. This combination of traits points to a personality that is highly analytical, skeptical of populist sentiment, and intensely focused on personal metrics and strategic sports analysis.

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Singapore-based football analyst and gym enthusiast. When I'm not tracking Leny Yoro’s progress or hitting 30kg lat raises, I’m dodging carbs and UK bureaucracy.– @Who8642

Your signature cocktail
This drink is built for a man who believes “The meaning of life is whatever stops you from killing yourself” and views the world through a lens of 'realist nihilism.' The smoky, heavy-hitting base reflects his love for T200 heavyweights and his 'Tsar Bomba' gym sessions, while the Aperol captures his tendency to label every media personality and politician a “disgraceful” or “shameless” prick. We’ve added a splash of honey because he finally “reintroduced a higher amount of carbs” after his cut, served with a garnish that mocks the fact there are “Not enough spices on your cucumber!!!”. It is a bold, controversial blend, much like his claim that “Bruno > Scholes”, designed to be sipped while complaining about UK bureaucracy and 'AI slop' scouts.

Your Hogwarts House
WJ displays a heavy emphasis on self-preservation and personal development, notably documenting a disciplined fitness journey with goals like “10lbs down in 40 days” and a bio centered on personal survival. Their analytical style is often used to assert dominance or status, such as when they mock those who “worship Milton Friedman” or dismiss others as “retards” for failing to meet their intellectual standards. This ambition extends to their cutthroat sports takes, where they value elite potential over sentiment, claiming “Lisandro, Shaw, Maguire, Mainoo, and Cunha are all upgradable”. Ultimately, their pragmatic worldview and desire for peak performance—both in the gym and on the pitch—align perfectly with Slytherin's core values of resourcefulness and ambition.

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This song perfectly encapsulates @Who8642's relentless focus on physical self-improvement and their blunt, individualistic worldview. Their timeline is a constant cycle of gym milestones and strict dieting, from claiming they “just let Tsar Bomba out on the pec deck” to tracking a meticulous cut where they are “10lbs down in 40 days”. The track's themes of resilience and ego resonate with their bio regarding the meaning of life and their willingness to call out others, such as noting that “this app is full of retards”. Ultimately, the song’s driving energy matches a persona that values physical dominance and has little patience for those they deem “shameless” or lacking “charisma”.

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