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Lisa Simpson is a good match because she shares the user's love of music (the user writes 'I am the morning DJ at wtyp playing all the hits') and her activist streak (the tweet about 'indigenous reparations' for the Lenape). She also cares deeply about the environment and sustainable transport, echoing Lisa's concerns about climate change, as seen in the criticism of Waymo and the call to 'want less cars!'. The user's sarcastic, profanity‑laden humor ('it's an arch it's just a fucking arch lmao') mirrors Lisa's occasional sharp wit. Finally, both are fascinated by urban infrastructure and architecture, reflected in posts about demolition delay laws and train station bars.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user frequently addresses the audience directly, using inclusive language like "folks" (e.g., "folks they're calling it a once in a lifetime chance for agoraphobes..."), indicating extraversion. Their posts focus on vivid, concrete details such as "the world's most frustrating hotel room: you are on top of the trains, you can hear the trains" and pictures of specific infrastructure, showing a sensing preference. Their commentary is often analytical and logical, e.g., "i don't get the love for waymo... more cars are bad! we should want less cars!", reflecting a thinking style. Finally, they display a flexible, spontaneous attitude, speculating about future possibilities and suggesting ad‑hoc solutions like "call me crazy but if 20,000 people a day are going to use the 40th and market trolley diversion stop... maybe they should install a shelter?", which aligns with perceiving.

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Morning DJ at @wtyp, transit geek, rail-photographer & urbanist. Once chased a Waymo to rescue a cat. He/Him.– @who_shot_jgr

Your signature cocktail
Penguin's Midnight Trolley blends a shot of espresso with bourbon to capture the user’s role as a morning DJ and his gritty Philadelphia roots, while a splash of amaro adds the bitter edge of his urban‑transport rants. The fizz of club soda evokes the constant hum of trolleys and the chaos of the ongoing tunnel shutdown, "five weeks in to the trolley tunnel shutdown and I take the bus to walk home half a mile to a blackout." he wrote. A twist of orange and a chocolate penguin garnish nod to his nickname "The Goddamned Penguin" and his love for music, echoing his tweet "one of the ways to spend a blackout is to listen to the masterpiece concept album 'the lamb lies down on broadway' on youtube on your phone". The drink’s layered flavors mirror his contradictory feelings about autonomous cars, as he quipped "i don’t get the love for waymo in certain urbanist circles. it's safer cars, at least it seems that way from available data, but it's more cars. more cars are bad! we should want less cars!" and his fascination with trains, captured in "the world's most frustrating hotel room: you are on top of the trains, you can hear the trains, and if you contort yourself into a really awkward position only then can you see the trains". Together the cocktail is a bittersweet, caffeinated tribute to his restless, city‑loving spirit.

Your Hogwarts House
From the many tweets it is clear they value hard work, community loyalty and fairness, key Hufflepuff traits. They boast about juggling many jobs: "ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY FOUR JOBS PHILLY is BACK we're FUCKING COOKING" showing relentless diligence. Their concern for the under‑served appears in calls for shelters at the trolley stop: "call me crazy but if 20,000 people a day are going to use the 40th and market trolley diversion stop ... maybe they should install a shelter?" and in advocating indigenous reparations: "folks it's indigenous reparations time; i believe the lenape should take a page from the squamish's book...". They also speak of family perseverance: "my father worked drayage ... we're several million dollars in debt now ... but one day our ship will come in", reflecting loyalty and patience. These patterns align most closely with Hufflepuff.

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The user constantly references trains and travel, e.g., “the world’s most frustrating hotel room: you are on top of the trains…”, “I have officially boarded Eurostar and I am now a remainiac”, and “the channel tunnel is a goddamned miracle, holy shit”. Their frustration with broken infrastructure—“five weeks in to the trolley tunnel shutdown and I take the bus to walk home half a mile to a blackout”—and their outsider, commentator vibe match the lyric “I’m a passenger, I ride and I ride”. The song’s rebellious, profanity‑laden tone mirrors tweets like “ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY‑FOUR JOBS PHILLY is BACK we’re FUCKING COOKING”. As a morning DJ broadcasting from the streets, the refrain “I am the passenger” captures their role of observing and narrating urban life. Altogether, “The Passenger” by Iggy Pop best suits their personality and interests.

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