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Like Lisa, Gabby is a highly principled artist and activist who is fiercely dedicated to her idols and vocal about social issues. She demonstrates Lisa’s moral conviction by declaring “Taylor with pink hair but zero animals, trees, or artist art were killed for it!! Fuck ai slop” and shares Lisa’s sense of being a misunderstood intellectual, as seen in her bio where she asks, “tell me why was i born to cry?”. Both personalities deal with intense emotional highs and lows, ranging from deep despair—“I'M GONNA KMS I HOPE U ALL FUCKING DIE”—to the pure joy of artistic representation, such as when she notes, “I am so happy to see representation of people with the same disorder as me”. Ultimately, Gabby’s blend of creative passion, lesbian identity, and outspokenness makes her the perfect digital counterpart to the Springfield elementary overachiever.

Your MBTI personality Type
Gabby demonstrates Extroversion through her constant public updates, celebration of hit milestones like “YAY I GOT 400 FOLLOWERS TY”, and a desire for social connection. Her Intuition is evident in her creative theories and “delusional” hopes for artist collaborations, such as dreaming “when melanie has a cameo in the opalite video”. She is a clear Feeling type, as her feed is dominated by intense emotional outbursts ranging from “I love you you're an angel” to visceral reactions like “OH TWITTER YOU FUCKING BITCH”. Finally, her Perceiving nature shows through her impulsive posting style and admitted lack of follow-through, notably when she “made a thread with like 14 post... Then I deleted it” after an hour of work.

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Passionate artist and baker navigating life with Dysautonomia and TS. Ask me about the time I chose Melanie’s album drop over my grocery budget! 🧁🎨🏳️🌈– @whogabsanywayew

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This drink is as vibrant and chaotic as Gabby's timeline, celebrating her identity as a “Christian lesbian” who is fiercely loyal to her idols. The sparkling base honors her countdown for “NEW TAYLOR MUSIC VIDEO AND NEW MELANIE ALBUM”, while the bitter notes reflect her tendency to tell bullies to “die to death”. It’s served with a pretzel garnish because “Taylor with one of my safe foods” is her aesthetic, and the shimmer captures her excitement for the “Opalite video”.

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Gabby defines herself through intense loyalty and a deep sense of fairness, hallmark traits of a Hufflepuff. She expresses a protective nature toward her community, stating “Swifties are one of if not THE most diverse fandom..” and showing appreciation for representation, noting “I am so happy to see representation of people with the same disorder as me”. Her bio and tweets emphasize a welcoming, hard-working spirit where she promises “I follow back!🦋” and spends hours on creative tasks, like when a “thread with like 14 post... took me an hour to write”. This combination of inclusivity, dedication to her passions, and a gentle spirit (despite occasional impulsive outbursts) aligns her most closely with Helga Hufflepuff’s values.

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Gabby’s profile is defined by her intense loyalty to her idols and an underlying sense of vulnerability, mirroring the themes of self-reflection and anxiety in The Archer. She explicitly references her emotional sensitivity in her bio, asking, “tell me why was i born to cry?”, and shares the physical and mental struggles of living with several disabilities. Her tweets oscillate between fierce defensive stances, such as declaring “if charli fails, i’m happy”, and moments of deep distress where she cries out, “I’M GOING TO KILL MYSELF BEFORE THEY KILL ME FIRST YOU ALL ARE MEAN”. This duality of being both the 'archer and the target' perfectly captures her experience of online conflict and her search for a 'safe' space within the Swiftie fandom.

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