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@whoupfloating mirrors Comic Book Guy’s pedantic and dismissive demeanor, frequently belittling others' intelligence and logic from behind a screen. Much like the character's elitist critiques, this user constantly mocks others, stating, 'Subnormals cannot fathom playing a game to win' and calling opponents 'economically illiterate.' Their obsession with technicalities and gatekeeping is evident in posts like 'Twitter user not understanding negative rights pt 50000' and 'You people don't understand how animation works it's insane.' This user treats every interaction as an intellectual hierarchy where they alone understand the 'logical derivation of norms,' perfectly echoing the arrogant gatekeeping of Springfield’s most cynical shopkeeper.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows a strong preference for introversion, focusing on solitary debate and theory rather than social gatherings (e.g., “The fact that not a single person in these replies have been able to formulate a proper argument against me is hilarious”). They favor intuition, frequently discussing abstract concepts like morality, capitalism, and ideology (“Abstract absolutes like 'ought not aggress' are truths about interaction, not a holy mandate”). Their thinking is dominant, as they consistently employ logical critique and blunt language (“You both are literally the same”, “I hate this pretentious sophist nigga”). Finally, they display a judging orientation, seeking structured arguments and definitive conclusions rather than leaving topics open-ended (“Capitalism is when state spending and subsidies”, “Just get rid of welfare”). These patterns align best with the INTJ personality type.

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Anarchist‑communalist, econ‑nerd & meme‑collector. Fluent in three languages, still debating capitalism’s true meaning. #DebateLover– @whoupfloating

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The smoky mezcal mirrors the tweet “capitalism is when state overregulation and taxation” – a rebellious burn against state‑driven economics. Absinthe’s notorious bitterness nods to “Abstract absolutes like 'ought not aggress' are truths about interaction, not a holy mandate.” The coffee‑rum infusion references the labor‑value question: “Doesn't that mean a forest wouldn't have any value under socialism either?” Lime adds the sharp, confrontational edge of “The fact that not a single person in these replies have been able to formulate a proper argument against me is hilarious.” Finally, the charcoal rim evokes the nihilistic vibe of “IP is not real” and the user’s love for edgy, experimental rhetoric.

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@whoupfloating fits Ravenclaw because of their intense focus on analytical logic and the intellectual derivation of principles over emotional or social consensus. They prioritize theoretical correctness, as seen when they argue, "You don't need some source of authority for the logical derivation of norms," and emphasize that certain axioms are "truths about interaction." Their disdain for others is primarily rooted in perceived intellectual inferiority, frequently mocking those they deem "economically illiterate" or those who "don't understand how animation works." Even their insults are framed around a lack of logical consistency, such as when they deride a "Twitter user not understanding negative rights" or point out that a "Smithian implicitly admits that morality is contingent on feelings." This commitment to a rigorous, albeit aggressive, intellectual framework and the love of debate defines their persona.

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The user’s bio declares them an anarchist, and many tweets repeatedly attack the state, capitalism, and mainstream narratives (e.g., "The state" on 2025-12-19 and "capitalism is when state overregulation and taxation" on 2025-12-27), reflecting a rebellious, anti‑authority mindset. The aggressive, confrontational tone in posts like "You both are literally the same" and "I hate this pretentious sophist nigga" mirrors the punk anthem’s raw defiance. The song’s famous refrain "I’m an anarchist, I’m a rebel" aligns with their self‑identification as an "Ancap" and frequent provocations against political opponents. Moreover, the punk genre’s embrace of chaotic, uncensored expression matches the user’s frequent use of profanity and meme‑style images. Overall, "Anarchy in the UK" captures both the ideological stance and the incendiary style evident throughout their timeline.

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