
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They fit best with Lisa Simpson: smart, emotionally intense, and carrying way too much weight on their shoulders for their age. Like Lisa, they’re a high-achieving, overextended kid trying to prove themselves to adults who still leave them feeling inadequate, as seen when they say they’re “applied for my first job, doing welding classes for a certification, got my permit, doing side hustles, good grades, and I’m still not good enough for my mom or dad HOWWW” “applied for my first job… still not good enough for my mom or dad”. They show strong moral stances and outrage at injustice, for example their fury toward abusers in “All pedos, sa’ers, child t0uchers, and abusers should fucking die the slowest death possible.”, which echoes Lisa’s intense sense of right and wrong. At the same time, they struggle with self-harm and an eating disorder, using dark humor and dramatic flair to cope, like in “Kittens, daddy’s gonna be honest he’s about to kill himself” and constant calorie-counting posts such as “I REALLY need to stay around 500 600 cals today”, mirroring Lisa’s depressive episodes and body-image issues in a more extreme, online-age way. Their bursts of affection for friends and fandoms, like calling followers “oomfs” and saying “I swear I only had 100 followers last night I LOVE ALL OF U SM OML !!!”, also align with Lisa’s deep need for connection and validation beneath her cynicism.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly seek interaction, attention, and new mutuals, e.g. openly celebrating follower spikes and directly addressing their audience in posts like “WHO R ALL U/hj” and “Hello… new oomf.. I lava u too ok..? Giggles and wags my tail”. Their focus is more Intuitive than purely concrete: alongside calorie counts and weight, they dive into symbolic and spiritual themes, such as working with deities and altars in “I deep dove and now I’m working with baphomet AND fenrir… ‘altar. Now’ LIKE OK OK”, and they engage heavily in fandoms and persona-building (MLP character, COD comfort plushie) which shows imaginative, abstract play. They are strongly Feeling-oriented: reactions are emotional and value-driven, whether it’s moral outrage in “All pedos, sa’ers, child t0uchers, and abusers should fucking die the slowest death possible” or hurt and inadequacy around their parents in “I’m still not good enough for my mom or dad HOWWW”. On the Perceiving side, their life and ED structure are reactive and fluctuating rather than rigidly planned: they frequently change food choices and daily limits on the fly, as in “Should I eat 100 or 200 cals for breakfast… or do I just do my school work and deal with it” and “Do I go to sleep to avoid eating? Or… do I stay up because I can… decisions decisions..”. Overall, this pattern of high social engagement, emotional intensity, imaginative/fandom-driven identity, and flexible, spur-of-the-moment decision-making aligns most closely with ENFP.

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Welding student, alt art goblin & COD enjoyer. Homeschool grind, permit in hand, altar on the side. Collector of oomfs, not just pockets.– @whut4mi

Your signature cocktail
The Oomf Pocket Energy Fizz is hyper, chaotic, and secretly tender, just like the person who calls everyone their "oomf pocket collection" in “Just so you know if you interact with me you’re joining the oomf pocket collection. No exceptions. You are all my pocket change…”. The electric blue raspberry soda matches their loud, playful timeline and constant "meow" energy from posts like “Meow meow meow meow… meow meow meow meow meow”. A sharp espresso shot represents their grind and overachiever side in “Applied for my first job, doing welding classes for a certification, got my permit, doing side hustles, good grades…”. The sour lemon syrup reflects the bitterness, self-hate, and ED struggle in tweets like “I REALLY need to stay around 500 600 cals today…” and “Holy fart I actually restricted today only 150 cals !! I’m so happy and I’m down a pound”. A fluffy cotton candy foam is their soft, affectionate side saying “Hello… new oomf.. I lava u too ok..? Giggles and wags my tail”. Finally, the black sugar rim with edible red glitter symbolizes the dark shtwt/shedtwt aesthetic and scars hinted at in “Scar upd :3 I might cut tmrow or tn idk”, turning something painful into something visually striking without glamorizing it.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently center relationships and loyalty, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They treat followers as a little community and show affection, e.g. calling them their "oomf pocket collection" in “Just so you know if you interact with me you’re joining the oomf pocket collection. No exceptions. You are all my pocket change…” and celebrating them with things like “WOAHHH IM GEN SO GREATFUL FOR SUCH AMAZING OOMFIES 🥹”. They also try to protect their corner of the site and keep it fair by warning others about harmful people and policies, e.g. “Please for the love of god unfollow this person if I find out you’re following them or their oomfs you’re blocked 🥹✌️ #shedtwt #shtwt” and “Hey so can we not give sh tips on tt? Like PREFERABLY…”. Their work ethic and persistence also show in how they juggle welding classes, side hustles, and school — “Applied for my first job, doing welding classes for a certification, got my permit, doing side hustles, good grades…” — which fits Hufflepuff’s hardworking nature. While they can be fiery and outspoken, the throughline is loyalty, community care, and effort rather than glory-seeking or calculated ambition, making Hufflepuff the best fit.

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A well-suited song for them is “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance, because it captures the mix of youth, anger, and dark humor that runs through their posts. They openly emphasize being a minor and heavily online, as seen in their bio “MINOR !!!! (sw:221 lbs Cw:194 lbs ugw:130 lbs)” and posts like “What’s up self harm eating disorder twitter,”, which fits the song’s rebellious teen angst. The track’s themes of being misunderstood and overwhelmed by adults echo their frustration with parents and authority, such as “Applied for my first job… and I’m still not good enough for my mom or dad HOWWW” and “My dad wonders why I don’t talk to him but he’s the biggest piece of shit.”. At the same time, they cope with heavy topics through sarcasm and edgy jokes, like “Kittens, daddy’s gonna be honest he’s about to kill himself”, which matches the song’s dark but anthemic tone. Their immersion in a mentally ill online subculture and self-destructive patterns, shown in posts like “I officially didn’t eat anything yesterday and I’m down from 198.4 to 197.5 #LOCKEDIN” and “That’s it I’m cutting I’m exhausted”, aligns with the song’s critique of how messed up the world feels through a teenager’s eyes.

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