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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Homer Simpson: passionate, impulsive, often frustrated, but ultimately driven by strong emotional reactions to games and life. They swing between hype and rage in a very Homer way, from shouting “NO FUCKING WAY WE GOT SSJ4 I MIGHT CRY BRO” to venting that Legends has been draining their mental health while admitting they “dont think ill ever stop playing it lol” in “i will admit legends has been draining my mental health but i dont think ill ever stop playing it lol”. Like Homer, they mix dark or edgy humor with real-life stress, joking “This is going to be me when mr beast dies” while also talking seriously about shootings near their home in “its so crazy ever since the shooting behind my house my part of the city just been getting worse with shooting thinking about moving at the end of the year”. Their intense, sometimes over-the-top reactions to game balance and dev decisions, like “yeah that was some ass for a reveals and things more me attacking and another person getting free damage wtf is wrong with you tani”, feel very Homer-esque: loud, emotional, but rooted in genuine investment. Even their softer moments, such as grieving their cat in “Just got off work and learned my 17 year old cat died…”, echo Homer’s occasional heartfelt side beneath the bluster.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they publicly discuss personal life events and emotions (e.g., their cat’s death in “Just got off work and learned my 17 year old cat died…”) and actively engage others with calls to action like “Report the top player if you look at his replay all he’s doing is win trading or somehow doing a force disconnect.”, which shows comfort in being seen and heard. Their posts are more big-picture and speculative than detail-focused, indicating Intuition: they talk about metas, balance philosophy, and future changes such as “its crazy that im not tilted by the units im really tilted from boost still being in the game. one of the worst things added to this game will always make the game feel like shit”, and even political/social projections like “The day a bunch of old people disappear the world gets a lot better.”. Their tone is strongly Thinking: they’re blunt, critical, and often analytical about game systems and balance (e.g., “yeah that was some ass for a reveals and things more me attacking and another person getting free damage wtf is wrong with you tani” and the structured balance critique in “Season 2 wishlist Bucky nerf ult… mantis attack speed nerf”), prioritizing logic over tact even when discussing politics, as in “Wow Donald trump is fucking satan”. They appear Perceiving rather than rigidly planned: they describe being drained and yet continuing impulsively (“i will admit legends has been draining my mental health but i dont think ill ever stop playing it lol”), react in the moment to updates (“REDOWNLOADING RIGHT NOW IM SO HAPPY”), and often frame things as immediate reactions to new banners, patches, or matches rather than long-term structured plans. Overall, the mix of outspoken engagement, meta-level commentary, sharp criticism, and spontaneous reactions aligns best with ENTP.

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28 | Veteran & Dragon Ball enjoyer | Somehow still grinding DB Legends & Marvel Rivals | Once pulled Ultra Cell at 14★ and still complain about the meta– @whydoiplayyasuo

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The overproof dark rum hits like a meta-breaking unit, channeling their obsession with power spikes and hype pulls like “Ty ultra cell doesn’t matter the star level your the best” and “I forgot to post but I pulled cell”. Matcha-honey syrup adds a bittersweet grind, echoing their long-haul mentality and mental fatigue in “i will admit legends has been draining my mental health but i dont think ill ever stop playing it lol”. Blood orange juice brings a sharp, vibrant edge for their dramatic, sometimes dark humor like “This is going to be me when mr beast dies” and blunt takes in “Wow Donald trump is fucking satan”. A shot of cold brew coffee represents late-night grinding and streaming energy, tying into posts like “Hunting down the 7th ani” and their note about looking back on stream clips in “I’m looking at a lot of my clips how often do I bring up ending stream?”. Finally, a rim of smoked sea salt nods to their salty-but-self-aware complaints about PvP and balance like “its crazy that im not tilted by the units im really tilted from boost still being in the game” and “plz stop matching me with the Japanese is all i ask i cant have a single stable match with them”, giving the drink a lingering competitive sting.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest throughline in their tweets is a mix of ambition, edge, and self-preservation that fits Slytherin best. They openly express a harsh, almost ruthless view of others, as in “The day a bunch of old people disappear the world gets a lot better.”, which shows a willingness to voice unpopular or abrasive opinions rather than a conciliatory or harmony-seeking outlook. Their focus on competitive advantage and calling out unfairness in ranked modes, like “Report the top player if you look at his replay all he’s doing is win trading or somehow doing a force disconnect.”, reflects a strategic, results-oriented mindset. They also show strong self-preservation instincts around their own mental and physical environment, for example “its so crazy ever since the shooting behind my house my part of the city just been getting worse with shooting thinking about moving at the end of the year” and “i will admit legends has been draining my mental health but i dont think ill ever stop playing it lol”, balancing grit with a realistic sense of their limits. While they do show some loyalty and gratitude toward others, such as “Appreciate it everyone thank you for the kind words”, the dominant pattern is competitive, blunt, and survival-focused—hallmarks of a Slytherin rather than the gentler ethos of Hufflepuff or the idealism of Gryffindor.

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A fitting song is “Still Alive” because it captures their mix of salt, dark humor, and stubborn persistence with games that clearly drain them yet they keep coming back. They openly admit the toll gaming takes, saying “i will admit legends has been draining my mental health but i dont think ill ever stop playing it lol”, which mirrors the song’s theme of continuing on despite constant frustration. Even when the meta is miserable or unfair, like when they say “its crazy that im not tilted by the units im really tilted from boost still being in the game. one of the worst things added to this game will always make the game feel like shit”, they don’t quit. Their sarcastic, sometimes bleak takes on people and politics, such as “Wow Donald trump is fucking satan” and “The day a bunch of old people disappear the world gets a lot better.”, echo the song’s sardonic tone. Finally, their obsessive love for specific units like Ultra Cell — “Ty ultra cell doesn’t matter the star level your the best” — shows a focused, almost comically unshakable dedication that fits the song’s defiant “I’m doing science and I’m still alive” energy.

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