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Your Simpsons character
Lisa fits best because she’s smart, extremely online/nerdy, and constantly frustrated with how bad or unjust systems are. This user goes on detailed rants about game design and mechanics, like the “video essay #5616876543123 about how minecraft enchanting system sucks” and complaints about FromSoftware wikis and Fextralife in “me fromsoftware wikis kinda suck tho also I hate fextralife can we strangle it”, which mirrors Lisa’s habit of overanalyzing and criticizing flawed systems. There’s also a strong moral and political edge: calling out harmful people and structures in “it's gotta be gender affirming as fuck to be an unrepentant piece of shit and to make yourself as unsafe as possible to women” and “my options with c*s people are between adolf hitler or adolf hitler but doesn't like being called that” matches Lisa’s sharp ethical outrage. At the same time, they’re openly anxious, isolated, and self-blaming, as seen in “I'm just gonna isolate for some time. It's ok if people hate me for it, not like people like me when I put in effort so it doesn't matter” and “I get so overwhelmed with feelings”, which parallels Lisa’s loneliness and emotional vulnerability. Finally, the combination of intense fandom/nerdery (Warframe, HSR, Genshin, Minecraft) with idealistic but jaded commentary on people and the world is very Lisa-like, just filtered through a queer, very online gamer lens.

Your MBTI personality Type
May exhibits strong Introversion and Feeling traits, frequently tweeting about social withdrawal and deep emotional turbulence, such as when she states, “I'm just gonna isolate for some time” and “I get so overwhelmed with feelings”. Her Intuition (N) is evident in her focus on gender identity metaphors and fictional shipping narratives, like her desire to “turn Anaxa into a girlthing lesbian”. Lastly, she displays a Perceiving (P) preference through her spontaneous, unorganized gaming style and her open admission that she “can quit warframe whenever and come back whenever”. Together, these traits suggest an INFP who prioritizes internal values and emotional authenticity over external structure.

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may · 25 · she/her · optimising Warframe builds, overthinking story writing & occasionally winning against anxiety. Ask me about my MR34 recruitment speech.– @wigglerlesbian

Your signature cocktail
Overproof dark rum stands for how intensely she feels things and how often she seems one bad hit away from disaster, like when she says “I want to explode” and “another anxiety day I guess can I please catch a break”. An espresso shot captures her gamer grind and late-night runs, from “she is speedrunning GTNH” to endlessly theorycrafting through “video essay #5616876543123 about how minecraft enchanting system sucks”. Blackberry-lavender syrup adds a soft, sapphic sweetness for the side of her that’s “im sapphic positivity blogs and a secret third thing” while still yearning for complicated girl feelings in posts like “please become girl”. Grapefruit tonic brings a sharp bitterness and fizz that matches her adversarial, ranty vibe toward games and media in “there's a level of adversarial relationship to video game mechanics that is healthy and makes the game better” and “me fromsoftware wikis kinda suck tho also I hate fextralife can we strangle it”. Smoked sea salt on the rim represents the scorched, isolating edge of posts like “I'm just gonna isolate for some time. It's ok if people hate me for it” and the dark humor of “everyone else I see has someone who'd save them but I'm on the rims so I have a real chance”, giving the drink an addictive, painful-but-you-go-back-for-another vibe.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows a strong analytical and systems-oriented mind, which fits Ravenclaw best. They frequently break down and critique game mechanics in detail, like in their mini "video essay" on Minecraft enchanting where they complain about layered RNG and even consider editing villager data to optimize outcomes: “video essay #5616876543123 about how minecraft enchanting system sucks I wonder if there are datapacks that make enchanting less dogshit, I kind of want a mod to make it overall okay so I don't have to engage with it too much” and “if I start a new world I probably should check lowest price for enchantments and just edit data of villagers so they have the enchants I want at low price because I don't want to deal with enchant rng enchant level rng price rng”. They clearly enjoy dissecting design and difficulty, as when they methodically iterate strategies in Honkai’s Divergent Universe mode: “going in again, this time I'll strip down my strategy even more” and “there's a level of adversarial relationship to video game mechanics that is healthy and makes the game better”. There’s also a broader media-critical streak—critiquing storytelling in games and shows, e.g. “I don't think I have it in me to play genshin again, I genuinely do not think they actually improved the story in any meaningful way” and “I genuinely think writers hate Korra”—that points to a reflective, theory-minded temperament. Even off games, they pay attention to technical or structural details (like color spaces in “today is the day I switch to oklab I guess”), which reinforces a Ravenclaw-like interest in how things work under the hood rather than just surface-level enjoyment. While they show flashes of emotion and self-protection, the consistent pattern of critique, optimization, and systems thinking is most characteristic of Ravenclaw.

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A song about fighting through overwhelming darkness and refusing to collapse fits them well. They frequently express intense despair and isolation, like “I don't think I have any options left. Sorry.”, “I need to die actually”, and “I'm just gonna isolate for some time. It's ok if people hate me for it”, which echoes the song’s themes of inner conflict and self-loathing. At the same time, they keep moving, pouring that turmoil into games and media, like grinding hard modes in Honkai and HSR (“I wanna give up on doing divergent universe difficulty mode so bad but I have exactly one more thing I want to try”) and suffering through challenge runs (“well I either get really really hurt or it'll be fine”). Their sharp, critical side toward systems and communities—“video essay #5616876543123 about how minecraft enchanting system sucks” and “me fromsoftware wikis kinda suck tho also I hate fextralife can we strangle it”—matches the song’s defiant, adversarial energy. Finally, their repeated yearning for tenderness and queer connection (“theres a bit of a thing between them but Im more into throwing her into the arms of Herta and Ruan Mei to turn her (Anaxa) into a girlthing lesbian”) contrasts with their pain in a way that fits the track’s mix of brutality and aching emotion.

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