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Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson is the best match because he is a rebellious, lazy teenager who constantly mocks authority and uses vulgar humor, just like the user’s bio "ocioso, vago, maleante, libertino". The user’s frequent self‑aggrandizing lines such as "soy joven, carismático, amable, inteligente y huelo bien… soy el puto amo" echo Bart’s constant bragging ("I’m the best"). Their habit of posting random meme‑style philosophical quotes like "'Tal vez lo que ocurre es que el «es» sólo se puede decir con propiedad del ser…'" mirrors Bart’s tendency to turn any situation into a joke. The user’s love of video‑games and pop‑culture references (e.g., "qué opinamos de mi equipo pokemon gente") is typical of Bart’s obsession with games and cartoons. Finally, the frequent vulgar profanity and sarcastic tone, as seen in "EL HIJO ESPIRITUAL DEL POKEMON TOWER DEFENSE ME LO PIENSO METER POR EL CULO", align with Bart’s crude catch‑phrase style.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows a strong focus on internal thoughts and philosophical musings, such as the repeated quote "Tal vez lo que ocurre es que el «es» sólo se puede decir con propiedad del ser, de tal modo que ningún ente «es» nunca verdaderamente." indicating introversion. Their content is abstract and pattern‑seeking, e.g., "mi playlist de spotify con las canciones de mitología y que ordeno las canciones por mitología y dentro de cada una siguiendo un orden muy exacto y concreto" showing a preference for intuition. They often critique language and logic, like "¿Es incorrecto poner una coma entre el sujeto y el predicado?" and discuss AI and political discourse analytically, reflecting a thinking style. Their posting style is spontaneous and eclectic, jumping from memes to deep quotes without a fixed schedule, which aligns with perceiving. Overall, these traits point to an INTP personality.

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Philosophy grad student & Pokemon trainer. Meme curator. Once tried to explain Kant to a Tyranitar. 🎮📚 #Gaming #Philosophy– @wikiceausescu

Your signature cocktail
The drink’s bitter absinthe mirrors the recurring philosophical lament "'Tal vez lo que ocurre es que el «es» sólo se puede decir con propiedad del ser...'" while the smoky mezcal captures the user’s self‑described "maleante" and "incel performativo" edge. Pineapple juice pays homage to the Pokemon obsession, echoing the tweet "EL HIJO ESPIRITUAL DEL POKEMON TOWER DEFENSE..." and the late‑night gaming grind described in "Volver a estar una noche entera en vela para verme el final de un juego de Pokémon..." Espresso adds the intense, jittery focus of a philosophy‑laden mind, referencing the Nietzsche quote "'Lo cierto es que amamos la vida, no porque estemos acostumbrados a la vida, sino porque estamos acostumbrados a amar'". A splash of Red Bull fuels the chaotic energy of meme‑filled rants and the rapid‑fire quoting style seen throughout the timeline. Overall, the cocktail is as contradictory, dark, and oddly sweet as the user’s eclectic blend of philosophy, gaming, and internet culture.

Your Hogwarts House
The user’s timeline is filled with philosophical musings and a clear love of intellectual debate, such as the repeated quote "'Tal vez lo que ocurre es que el «es» sólo se puede decir con propiedad del ser…'" and references to Kant and Nietzsche ("El kantiano más peligroso es el que llevamos dentro", "te quiero mucho Nietzsche"). They also brag about their mental organization, e.g., "creo que mi trait más neurotípico es que tengo una playlist… ordeno las canciones por mitología y dentro de cada una siguiendo un orden muy exacto". This focus on knowledge, curiosity and clever wordplay aligns with Ravenclaw’s value of wisdom. While they occasionally show self‑promotion, the dominant pattern is a quest for deeper understanding rather than ambition or loyalty, fitting the Ravenclaw house best.

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The recurring tweet where they quote a philosophical musing about the nature of "being" ("Tal vez lo que ocurre es que el «es» sólo se puede decir con propiedad del ser…") mirrors the opening existential question of Bohemian Rhapsody ("Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?"). Their self‑aggrandizing statements like "soy el puto amo" and "Me atrevo a decir que soy yo" echo the dramatic, larger‑than‑life persona of the song's narrator. Frequent references to Nietzsche and Kant ("El kantiano más peligroso es el que llevamos dentro", "Te quiero mucho Nietzsche") highlight a philosophical, almost tragic flair that matches the operatic shifts of the track. Their blend of meme‑culture humor ("JODIDAMENTE BEAST MODE EL DISFRAZ ESTE") with intense emotion also fits the song's juxtaposition of humor, sadness, and grandeur. Overall, the song captures their existential questioning, flamboyant confidence, and love for theatrical expression.

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