Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Analytical thinker: They dissect media/game design in detail, like explaining story and mechanics in Fire Emblem and SMT, e.g. their breakdown of Dottore’s segments in Genshin in “the whole debate on dottore dying is interesting because as far as i was aware…”.
- Emotionally self-aware: They openly describe their feelings and reactions, such as embarrassment and exhaustion, in tweets like “can’t stop thinking about how stupidly embarrassing i was at work today…” and “oh man running on fumes”.
- Humorous honesty: They use blunt, dark humor to express themselves, e.g. “i literally get into prayer position every night and beg that strawpages ask thing gets blown the fuck up into smithereens” and “made the mistake of sitting on the edge of the bathtub and my asscheek is falling off for real”.
- Ethically engaged: They reflect on social issues like surrogacy, patriarchy, and adoption, e.g. “and of course this stems from the patriarchy and how our society functions…” and “i hate surrogacy for a multitude of reasons…”.
- Media passionate: They show deep enthusiasm and knowledge about games, anime, and music, e.g. long comments on Fire Emblem unit quality in “i don’t think there’s a single fire emblem game that i’ve played that my favourite unit is a top tier unit” and affection for Cowboy Bebop’s soundtrack in “one of her favourite soundtracks is the cowboy bebop one so i know like all the music and lyrics to it…”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh self-criticism: They speak of themselves in very negative or fatalistic terms, such as “hope the whole of australia implodes like genuinely” and the bio “what a strain it is to be evil.” suggesting a heavy, self-damning tone.
- Health neglect: They mention not eating well and pulling their own stitches without medical support, e.g. “i haven’t been eating the best or a lot lately due to everything happening so maybe???” and “just got these damn stitches out myself for real fuck off”.
- Aggressive language: They frequently use violent or extreme phrasing in frustration, like “i literally get into prayer position every night and beg that strawpages ask thing gets blown the fuck up into smithereens” and “i think if you like gourmands… i want to attack them like a chimp”.
- Catastrophic thinking: They escalate annoyances into extreme scenarios, like “i also hope this feh voting shit also gets pipe bombed you can’t make me care about slot machine fire emblem” and “hope the whole of australia implodes like genuinely”.
- Work stress: They seem heavily affected by work situations and scheduling, e.g. “can’t stop thinking about how stupidly embarrassing i was at work today and it’s making have the inability to behave correctly” and frustration at shifts being cut in “straight up just cut my shift. said nah don’t come in. ok”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: brainy, morally intense, a little pretentious, and very online about it. Like Lisa, they overthink and self-scrutinize, e.g. obsessing about embarrassment at work and social dynamics: “can’t stop thinking about how stupidly embarrassing i was at work today and it’s making have the inability to behave correctly” and analyzing how they pick up on other people’s disinterest: “i’m also a sucker for this and i always wonder where i learnt to pick up on people being disinterested…”. They have strong, often moralistic opinions on politics and ethics (patriarchy, surrogacy, adoption, commodification of bodies): “and of course this stems from the patriarchy and how our society functions…” and “i hate surrogacy for a multitude of reasons…”, which tracks with Lisa’s activist streak. They’re also artsy-nerdy about anime, games, and music, waxing poetic about soundtracks and specific characters: “green bird is still one of the greatest songs of all time” and going deep on Fire Emblem and SMT. Finally, the mix of cynicism and fragile idealism—like saying “i refuse to believe in god mostly because i’m smarter than that but also because i refuse to be abandoned by him.”—is very Lisa: hyper-rational on the surface, but driven by a sensitive emotional core.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They read as more introverted than extroverted: most of their activities are solitary (gaming, anime, Wikipedia deep dives, walking home with music) and they frame social contact as draining or awkward, like ruminating on work embarrassment “can’t stop thinking about how stupidly embarrassing i was at work today and it’s making have the inability to behave correctly” and noting a coworker freezing up around them “one of the kitchen hands at work lowkey freezes up and can’t speak to me properly and i refuse to think about that any more than i think it’s silly and fun”, which suggests social interaction is something happening to them rather than something they seek out. Their tweets lean heavily on abstraction, patterns, and media meta-analysis rather than concrete day‑to‑day detail: they dissect game/story structure and tropes (“one of my favourite tropes is when someone transforms their hair either gets longer or shorter like it makes no sense at all but loveee”; “the whole debate on dottore dying is interesting because…”), and go into structural social critiques (“and of course this stems from the patriarchy and how our society functions…”), all of which points strongly to Intuition. They value internal logic even when discussing emotional topics, e.g. analyzing narrative plausibility in a fictional mage scenario “it’d be more impressive if some rookie figured him out not her lol”, critiquing surrogacy and adoption in terms of systemic consequences “if you’re fine with these things then okay. but sitting there and never questioning why you are okay with it is when we run into compliance and that has a trickle down affect into other subjects.”, and even their religious rejection is framed as a rational stance “i refuse to believe in god mostly because i’m smarter than that but also because i refuse to be abandoned by him.”, indicating a Thinking preference. Their life and media habits are highly flexible and exploratory rather than structured: they jump between series and games (“im wikipedia maxxing”; “deus smt nocturne hardest challenge video save me.”), admit to choice paralysis at the end of games “i get choice paralysis but the end of the game especially if you have the dlc like omfg.”, and complain about inconsistent self-care and eating “i haven’t been eating the best or a lot lately due to everything happening so maybe???”, which is much more Perceiving than Judging. Taken together—introverted, abstract, analytical, and spontaneous—the pattern best matches INTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You hating dancer units but refusing to drop bad Fire Emblem units because you ‘have empathy for inanimate objects’ is crazy, because I’m literally worse than a low‑tier unit and yet you’ve still somehow kept me in your party (right?).
- You said vampires fighting the urge to bite is the sexiest thing in the world, so hypothetically: if I showed you my Cowboy Bebop playlist and my SMT save file where I also kinda want to fuck Aogami… would your willpower check fail?
- You pulled your own stitches out, walk home in 48°C heat, and still have the energy to analyse Dottore segments and FE unit tiers—statistically speaking, you’re more broken than any DLC emblem, and I’d like to fail a deathless run for you.
- You said you refuse to believe in God because you’re smarter than that and refuse to be abandoned by Him; I can’t offer divinity, but I can absolutely offer stubborn, borderline‑unhealthy levels of not abandoning you while we Wikipedia‑maxx and complain about gacha designs together.
- You wanting to stumble through an empty manse bleeding down the corridor is very gothic of you, but hear me out: what if instead we’re in a crumbling castle, there’s a random choir swelling in the background like you demanded, and the only thing fatally wounded is my chance of playing it cool around you?
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Your new Twitter bio
Australian media goblin. Fire Emblem apologist, vampire enjoyer, and Kate Bush walker-in-the-heat. Once cut my own stitches out for fun.– @wildmoonandsea
Your signature cocktail
Divine Light Snake Meal Sour
This cocktail hits hard and a little unhinged, like someone who says “hope the whole of australia implodes like genuinely” and then casually goes to work a public holiday shift. Overproof dark rum is the chaotic backbone, echoing their intense, slightly feral gaming rants like “you cant make me care about dancer units” and SMT/Nocturne obsessions in “deus smt nocturne hardest challenge video save me. save me smt nocturne challenge video”. Blood orange juice stands in for all the vampiric and harbinger fixation, from “vampires fighting the urge to bite is literally the sexiest thing in maybe the whole world” to their love of Dottore in “i want my hands on that chungus dottore figure but i refuse to give that company money. How.”. Cold brew coffee concentrate channels the exhausted, wired energy of “oh man running on fumes” and walking home in a liminal haze like “walking home listening to delius by kate bush and feeling like im stuck on a deserted island”, while salted honey syrup nods to their surprisingly domestic food moments such as “left over orzo salad .. added tuna to it… yummy” and their soft empathy in “i have trouble abandoning units … because i have empathy for inanimate objects”. Finally, a dash of absinthe is the weird, mystical bitterness of “how do i get my divine light back” and the sharp anti-sentiment of “i refuse to believe in god mostly because i’m smarter than that but also because i refuse to be abandoned by him.”, making the drink taste like being dramatically half-feral, half-philosophical on main. This is not a gentle sip; it’s a strong, slightly bitter, deeply online gothic sour for someone who would absolutely drink on an empty stomach and call it a “snake meal”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They consistently show an analytical, overthinking bent and delight in picking systems apart. For example, they dissect game mechanics and character balance in detail, like when they break down Fire Emblem unit performance and meta expectations in tweets such as “usually i can gauge how good a unit is even if i personally like to use them but i genuinely had no idea diamant was mid because there’s some sort of code in my game that makes him crit 75% of the time and proc sol constantly so i just never got a clear gauge on what he was like” and “looking at some of the unused dialogue in three houses and it’s interesting to me that of the main chapters most of the unused is claude”. They also enjoy digging into lore and mechanics in other fandoms, as seen in their nuanced Genshin/Dottore take: “the whole debate on dottore dying is interesting because as far as i was aware before the quest there were still 2 dottores…”. Their self‑description as “im wikipedia maxxing” in this tweet highlights a love of information for its own sake rather than any clear ambition or hero complex. Even outside fandom, they analyze social issues and structures (surrogacy, patriarchy, consumer habits) in threads like “and of course this stems from the patriarchy and how our society functions…” and “i totally understand the sentiment behind making syrups at home because it’s cheap easy and customisable but also it’s not really good for long term and people genuinely hate it when you say that for some reason”. While they have a sharp, sometimes caustic tone, the dominant throughline is curiosity, pattern‑spotting, and intellectual dissection, which aligns most strongly with Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
A fitting song for them is Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish, which mixes horror imagery, self‑loathing, and dark humor—very close to their online persona. Their bio, “what a strain it is to be evil,” echoes the song’s conflicted, self-aware darkness. They repeatedly lean into morbid, body-horror-tinged humor, like wanting to “stumble down the hall of a empty manse clutching the side of my abdomen as blood trickles behind me” and talking about “just got these damn stitches out myself for real fuck off.” There’s also a rejection of conventional faith that fits the song’s uneasy, anti-comfort tone: “i refuse to believe in god mostly because i’m smarter than that but also because i refuse to be abandoned by him.” Their mix of cynicism, vulnerability, and fascination with the grotesque aligns closely with the unsettling yet catchy energy of Bury a Friend.
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