
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Willow most closely matches Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, self-aware, and constantly searching for validation and connection. Like Lisa, she feels things very deeply and ties her self-worth to relationships, seen in posts like “God why won't my boyfriend love me anymore I want to kms so badly” and “Knowing id kms if they left me but not wanting to say 'Id kms if you left me' became that's manipulative 💔”. Lisa also often feels alienated and misunderstood by her peers, which echoes Willow’s frustration with outsiders’ views of her community in “this mfs deadass said 'it's a horrible community people are encouraging eachother to get worse and to cut deeper' I can tell you dude if someone here told someone to cut deeper they'd be cancelled fast”. Willow’s introspective, dramatic swings between despair and small joys—like “I spent all day talking to my crush holyyyy shit this is so fire, we had a smoke break together” contrasted with “I might try and kill myself tonight”—mirror Lisa’s oscillation between hope and deep sadness. Both feel too much, think too much, and are painfully aware of how fragile their emotions and relationships are.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted (E) because they constantly seek interaction and attention from others, e.g. asking oomfs to engage and not forget them: “I haven't cut in days don't forget about me oomfs” and “I'm so bored guys can you slash flash me #shtwt #shttwt”. Their focus is strongly Sensing (S): they talk about concrete, immediate experiences like cigarettes, energy drinks, cutting, and physical pain, such as “Fresh pack of cigarettes and a monster to start my day amen” and “My jeans are rubbing against my cuts and it hurts so BAD”. They’re clearly Feeling (F), making decisions and statements based on emotions and relationships: “God why won't my boyfriend love me anymore I want to kms so badly” and “Knowing id kms if they left me but not wanting to say 'Id kms if you left me' became that's manipulative 💔”. Finally, they appear Perceiving (P): their life is reactive, impulsive, and unstructured, with spur‑of‑the‑moment ideas like “Should I live stream my suicide #shtwt #suicidetwt” and casual experiments like “running an experiment, can everyone who sees this like + rtwt so I can see how often I pop up on peoples feeds”. Taken together, the highly social, sensation‑seeking, emotionally driven, and spontaneous behavior is most consistent with ESFP.

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17 • navigating big feelings & bigger crushes • caffeine, cigarettes & questionable decisions • trying to stick around long enough to laugh about it– @Willa_my_wisp

Your signature cocktail
Willow’s Smoke Break Siren is a moody, high-energy cocktail that hits like a late-night doomscroll and a crush-induced adrenaline rush. The blackberry vodka is dark, sweet, and messy, just like falling for someone new and tweeting “I spent all day talking to my crush holyyyy shit this is so fire, we had a smoke break together”. An espresso shot represents the jittery insomnia, anxiety, and raw honesty of posts like “Man I'm so sick of failed attempts, I'm sick of passing out on the floor and STILL waking up alive #shtwt #suicidetwt”. Cherry cola adds teen chaos and sweetness, a fizzy echo of “Hi oomfs I got cracked this weekend rtwt if you cheered” and “My bf called my cuts pretty im winning (were also all good after our argument if anyone was wondering :3) #shtwt”. A dash of smoked salt nods to cigarettes, dealers, and smoke breaks in tweets like “Fresh pack of cigarettes and a monster to start my day amen”, giving the drink a gritty, burnt-edge realism. Finally, a lemon peel twist slices through with sharp brightness, reflecting that stubborn, slightly dramatic resilience in “I haven't cut in days don't forget about me oomfs” and the way they still flirt with hope even while joking about going live on “Should I live stream my suicide #shtwt #suicidetwt”.

Your Hogwarts House
Willow shows a strong Gryffindor-style impulsiveness and willingness to confront danger head-on, especially around self-harm and suicidality. Asking things like “Should I live stream my suicide #shtwt #suicidetwt” and stating “I might try and kill myself tonight” reveal a reckless, all-or-nothing attitude that fits Gryffindor’s tendency toward bold, risky action rather than quiet self-preservation. There’s also emotional bravery in openly admitting intense vulnerability, as in “Man I'm so sick of failed attempts, I'm sick of passing out on the floor and STILL waking up alive #shtwt #suicidetwt” and “Knowing id kms if they left me but not wanting to say 'Id kms if you left me' became that's manipulative 💔”. Even in crisis, Willow stands up for her community, pushing back on stereotypes with “I can tell you dude if someone here told someone to cut deeper they'd be cancelled fast”, which shows a confrontational defense of her values and friends. While there are flashes of loyalty and community-seeking (like “I subtly asked my insufferable online friends what they thought of shedtwt” and wanting oomfs to interact), the dominant pattern is raw, emotional daring and impulsive risk-taking, which aligns most closely with Gryffindor.

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A well‑known song that fits Willow is “Bury A Friend” by Billie Eilish, because it channels self-destructive thoughts, numbness, and a complicated relationship with death in a way that mirrors their timeline. They talk openly about suicidality, asking “Should I live stream my suicide #shtwt #suicidetwt” and saying “I might try and kill myself tonight”, which echoes the song’s fixation on wanting to disappear and negotiating with one’s own darkness. The recurring self-harm and almost casual tone in tweets like “Yknow ur life is bad when you cut yourself and you don't even have the energy to post it on Twitter #shtwt #shttwt” fit the track’s eerie, detached mood. At the same time, they cling to messy relationships and validation, from “God why won't my boyfriend love me anymore I want to kms so badly” to “I haven't cut in days don't forget about me oomfs”, just like the song blends vulnerability with a plea not to be ignored. The mix of dark humor, BPD chaos, obsession with love, and fascination with pain all line up with the unsettling, self-interrogating vibe of Bury A Friend.

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