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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Witty: His tweet 'in response to the allegations: I don’t think I’m funnier than I am, I KNOW I’m funnier than I am' shows his sharp and self-aware humor.
- Philosophical: His bio 'just a nietzchian man living in a freudian world' and support for 'continental philosophy revival' highlight his intellectual curiosity.
- Culturally Aware: His commentary on fashion, such as 'men should not look like bats,' and pop culture, like his thoughts on 'Call Me By Your Name,' reflect his engagement with contemporary culture.
- Relatable: His tweet 'u ever just feel like everyone secretly hates you but doesn’t want to tell you' resonates with universal insecurities.
- Creative: His wordplay in 'Went to a Twin Peaks convention, call that a Lynch mob' shows a knack for clever and original expressions.
Weaknesses:
- Cynical: His tweet 'call me nasdaq cause damn do I feel soulless' reflects a tendency toward pessimism.
- Self-Deprecating: His humor, like 'bags under my eyes so big I be looking like Itachi,' often comes at his own expense.
- Overly Opinionated: His strong dislike for 'Call Me By Your Name' and insistence on being right may come off as stubborn.
- Impulsive: Tweets like 'decided to spend this week cultivating a serious nicotine addiction' suggest a lack of forethought.
- Disdainful: His tweet 'I think a main personality flaw of mine is that I am fucking disgusted by everyone around me' reveals a judgmental streak.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Willem shares Lisa’s intellectualism, wit, and occasional disdain for those around him. His tweet 'I think a main personality flaw of mine is that I am fucking disgusted by everyone around me' echoes Lisa’s frustration with mediocrity. His love for philosophy, as seen in 'continental philosophy revival,' mirrors Lisa’s academic pursuits. Both are sharp, self-aware, and occasionally cynical, making them kindred spirits.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Willem’s introspection and emotional depth align with the INFP type. His tweet 'u ever just feel like everyone secretly hates you but doesn’t want to tell you' reflects the sensitivity and self-awareness typical of this personality. His philosophical interests, like 'continental philosophy revival,' show the INFP’s love for abstract ideas. His humor, as seen in 'Went to a Twin Peaks convention, call that a Lynch mob,' adds a creative flair. While he can be cynical, his tweets suggest a deep inner world and a desire for authenticity.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Nietzsche quote? Because I could ponder you all day and still not fully understand your beauty.
- Do you like continental philosophy? Because I’d love to discuss the meaning of us over coffee.
- Are you an ivory bedroom furnishing? Because I feel an urge to make you part of my aesthetic.
- Are you a Twin Peaks fan? Because you’ve got me feeling like I’m in a Lynchian dream.
- Are you a beard? Because I’ve been longing for you to grow into my life.
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Philosophy enthusiast navigating life with dark humor and chaos | Aesthetic critic, cultural commentator, and aspiring beard-grower | Nietzsche in the streets, Freud in the sheets.– @willzurmacht
Your signature cocktail
Nietzsche’s Negroni
The 'Nietzsche’s Negroni' reflects Willem’s mix of depth and edge. The classic Negroni base symbolizes his intellectual side, as seen in 'continental philosophy revival.' The espresso shot adds a dark, introspective kick, much like his tweet 'call me nasdaq cause damn do I feel soulless.' The orange peel garnish represents his aesthetic sensibilities, tying together a drink as complex as his personality.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Willem’s intellectual curiosity and philosophical musings, like 'continental philosophy revival,' make him a perfect fit for Ravenclaw. His wit and humor, as seen in 'Went to a Twin Peaks convention, call that a Lynch mob,' align with the house’s appreciation for creativity. While he has a cynical edge, his reflective nature and cultural awareness are hallmarks of Ravenclaw’s values. He’s less about Gryffindor bravery or Slytherin ambition and more about clever, thoughtful expression.
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Everybody Wants to Rule the World - Tears for Fears
This song’s mix of introspection and cynicism fits Willem’s worldview. His tweet 'call me nasdaq cause damn do I feel soulless' echoes the song’s themes of disillusionment. The reflective yet catchy tone matches his blend of humor and depth, as seen in 'playing ABBA's super troupers on repeat till I finally have the will to kill myself.' It’s a classic yet thoughtful anthem for his personality.
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