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Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: smart, introspective, opinionated, and very online about their niche interests. Like Lisa, they’re openly principled and set boundaries, for example saying “i don’t have a open DNI cause people don’t tend to listen to those but if you’re a darkshipper probably best not to follow me” and “i probably might start blocking people who complain about fruitcake matching just for my mental state”. They show strong, sometimes exasperated convictions about fandom and discourse, such as “i will say this the nicest way possible but i lowkey don’t gaf for object shows like at all” and “this made me wanna loose more interest. i’m not even loosing interest in dandy world im just getting tired of seeing the things i love get shitted on”. At the same time, they’re deeply passionate and earnest about what they love, gushing like Lisa over her causes when they say “i loveeeee cosmo” and “OH MY GID OH MY GOD THE COUSINS ARE EVERYTHING TO ME”. Their mix of sensitivity, moral stance, and hyperfixation on creative/fandom stuff lines up more with Lisa’s vibe than with Homer’s chaos, Bart’s pure mischief, or Marge’s domestic focus.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: they talk about being overwhelmed by interactions and boundaries (blocking freely, not liking random mutuals or moots) and spending a lot of time alone drawing/animating, e.g. “doing everything but animating 😂😂😂✌🏽✌🏽✌🏽✌🏽”, “I miss animating my am i so allergic to wanting to finish projects sighs”, and “It’s actually pretty rare for me to follow people back unless I really like their art or we become friends”. Their focus on fictional worlds, characters, and meanings over concrete real‑life details points to intuition (N): they obsess over dynamics, headcanons, and fandom discourse like “i actually love them both equally but i tend to be more nicer to cosmo than sprout but that’s just cause i kin sprout and have self hate” and “this made me wanna loose more interest. i’m not even loosing interest in dandy world im just getting tired of seeing the things i love get shitted on”. They are clearly feeling (F)‑oriented: decisions and conflicts are framed in terms of comfort, hurt, and values (blocking darkshippers, discomfort with certain jokes, being affected by fandom behavior), as in “i probably might start blocking people who complain about fruitcake matching just for my mental state” and “this isn’t a funny joke i would quite literally block you on the spot”. Finally, their lifestyle appears perceiving (P): they often procrastinate, struggle to finish projects, and act spontaneously rather than following rigid plans—“i miss animating my am i so allergic to wanting to finish projects sighs”, “everyday i pray for a normal request that i can actually do but it seems like yall genuinely say whatever tf yall want 😭”, and the playful chaos of “i want this swiss roll sexually 🙂↕️” and “pls pls why can’t i stop thinking about animating cosmo naked dancing pls i feel mental” fit a more flexible, spontaneous P style than a structured J. Taken together, these suggest INFP: a sensitive, values-driven, highly imaginative introvert who lives intensely in fandom/inner worlds and follows feelings more than plans.

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Simon • 17 • animator + artist • I draw doomed yuri, fruitcake slop & too much Cosmo, not enough driving practice • POC • he/him– @windleylot

Your signature cocktail
The Cosmo Braincell Fizz is a chaotic-sweet mocktail that matches their hyper, slightly unhinged art-student energy and obsession with one little swiss roll boy. The sparkling berry soda is bubbly and loud, like them panicking over requests and fandom drama in “everyday i pray for a normal request that i can actually do but it seems like yall genuinely say whatever tf yall want 😭”. Matcha syrup adds a mellow, tired undertone, echoing “I wanna go home 😴😴😴😴😴” and their constant “I’m so cooked” vibe in “I’m so cooked”. Swiss roll–infused cream is a direct love letter to their deliciously feral fixation in “i want this swiss roll sexually 🙂↕️” and all the cosmo/fruitcake slop like “pls like my fruitcake slop :///”. A dash of spicy cinnamon bitters represents their sharp boundaries and bluntness in “i block freely” and “i will say this the nicest way possible but i lowkey don’t gaf for object shows like at all”. Finally, a pop rocks rim captures their cartoony, noisy creativity as an animator/artist and their explosive cosmo-fueled brainrot screaming through tweets like “OH MY GID OH MY GOD THE COUSINS ARE EVERYTHING TO ME GINGER AND COSMO AWWWW THEY ARE SO ADORABLE AHHHHH”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their strongest traits are boldness and a willingness to confront people directly, which are very Gryffindor-coded. They openly set boundaries and talk about blocking people without hesitation when something crosses a line, like when they say they’d block darkshippers and are “not really comfortable with people who use those specific labels” in “i don’t have a open DNI cause people don’t tend to listen to those but if you’re a darkshipper probably best not to follow me i’m not really comfortable with people who use those specific labels and i would probably block you if i noticed you interacting with me 😓 sorry”. They also call people out bluntly when a joke or comment is over the line, as in “this isn’t a funny joke i would quite literally block you on the spot 😭 do not start saying shit like this in my strawpage ”, showing a readiness to stand up for their comfort and values instead of keeping quiet. There’s a fiery, confrontational honesty in posts like “hello!!! yeah sure!! i don’t mind at all asking this question as if it doesn’t say person of color in most of my bios why the fuck would i be white”, where they defend their identity head-on. Even their fandom stances are loud and principled, e.g., being ready to block people over fruitcake discourse for their own mental state in “i probably might start blocking people who complain about fruitcake matching just for my mental state cause i’m kinda getting embarrassed seeing how someone opinion makes me loose my shit in private”. Overall, their mix of emotional intensity, boundary-setting, and forthright confrontation aligns more with Gryffindor’s courage and impulsive honesty than with the subtler self-preservation of Slytherin or the gentler vibe of Hufflepuff.

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A fitting song for them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because it captures being a loud, expressive, slightly exhausted teen navigating online drama and hyperfixations. They’re 17 and very openly over people’s nonsense, like when they say “i will say this the nicest way possible but i lowkey don’t gaf for object shows like at all” and “everyday i pray for a normal request that i can actually do but it seems like yall genuinely say whatever tf yall want 😭”. The song’s theme of feeling scrutinized and annoyed by others fits their frustration with fandom discourse and boundaries, shown when they write “i probably might start blocking people who complain about fruitcake matching just for my mental state” and “this isn’t a funny joke i would quite literally block you on the spot 😭”. At the same time, they’re very passionate, dramatic, and attached to their interests—especially Cosmo and fruitcake—as in “i loveeeee cosmo” and “OH MY GID OH MY GOD THE COUSINS ARE EVERYTHING TO ME”—which matches the song’s cathartic, intense teen energy. Overall, Teenagers reflects both their irritation with others and their vivid, emotional way of expressing what they care about.

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