Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses sharp, absurd humor about football and life, like joking that taking IV fluids is more exciting than watching Flamengo in “tomar soro na veia é mais emocionante q assistir esse flamengo”.
- Candid: Openly shares frustrations and daily life, such as venting about a bad day in “desgraça de dia” and joking about finishing the Stardew community center in “terminei o centro comunitário do stardew agr o jogo n tem mais graça”.
- Pop‑culture‑savvy: Constantly references movies, anime, games, and music, like The Evil Dead in “My ★★★★★ review of The Evil Dead on Letterboxd”, One Piece in “cheguei no ep 400 de op acho q to perto da execução do ace naoooo”, and k‑pop in “eu amo yu jimin”.
- Imaginative: Builds vivid scenarios, such as comparing a painful walk after an injection to Cersei’s walk of shame in “tomar benzetacil e voltar a pé pra casa é a mesma coisa que a cena da cersei sendo humilhada”.
- Affectionate: Shows strong attachment to idols, pets, and family, like affection for NewJeans and aespa in “eu amo yu jimin” and “te amo hyein”, and jokingly tender moments with their cat in “indo fazer carinho no meu gato da vontade ne karina do aespa”.
Weaknesses:
- Excessive Vulgarity: Frequent use of strong profanity and explicit sexual imagery, such as “MEU DEUS DESTROI MEU UTERO” and graphic jokes about jiu‑jitsu in “queria fazer aula de jiu jitsu com ela… ia ter q me enforcar todo santo dia”.
- Aggressive Humor: Jokes often involve wishing harm or hostility, like “tomara q a jovem fla quebre as pernas do wesley” and “eu desejo tudo de ruim pra vcs horriveis”.
- Self‑destructive: Makes casual references to self‑harm or giving up, as in “ainda bem q eu vou me matar hi”, which can signal unhealthy coping or normalization of such thoughts.
- Insensitive: Uses harsh comments toward others, including family and strangers, like calling people “horriveis” in “eu desejo tudo de ruim pra vcs horriveis” and saying “se seu pai tivesse solto ele ia bater em vc e na sua mae”.
- Overly Cynical: Tweets show persistent pessimism about relationships, faith, and fandoms, such as mocking religious responses in “qualquer desastre crente corre pra romantizar o abandono do nosso querido pai” and expecting relationships to fail in “esse relacionamento n vai durar nem mais uma semana”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, and constantly joking even in dramatic or dark situations. They lean into over-the-top, sometimes violent humor like “tomara q a jovem fla quebre as pernas do wesley” and “ainda bem q eu vou me matar hi”, which fits Bart’s tendency to push boundaries and make trouble-making jokes. Their love of trolling and trash-talking in games and sports, such as “bola chega no luiz araujo geral ja sabe q acabou chance de gol” and “time ja nao é dos melhores e ainda tem q jogar contra a arbitragem”, mirrors Bart’s constant snarking about authority and his team. They’re also extremely online, pop-culture obsessed (LoL, One Piece, K‑pop, horror movies), like a modern Bart who lives on social media instead of a skateboard, shown in tweets like “terminei o centro comunitário do stardew agr o jogo n tem mais graça” and “cheguei no ep 400 de op acho q to perto da execução do ace naoooo”. Underneath the bravado, there’s a hint of self-deprecation and emotional messiness—“finalmente consegui o buff de pai de familia (se assistir alguma coisa no celular eu durmo no meio”—which fits Bart’s mix of clowning and hidden sensitivity rather than the earnestness of Lisa or the dull adulthood of Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly outward-facing, reacting to others and social events, often in a performative, attention-drawing way, like joking about football and violence in tweets such as “tomara q a jovem fla quebre as pernas do wesley” and loudly celebrating fandoms in “AESPAAAAAA”. They favor Intuition over Sensing: they frequently exaggerate and spin hyperbolic, imaginative scenarios instead of sticking to plain facts, as in “se universo abo fosse real eu entraria no cio agora ia me esfregar ate no roteador” and the surreal comparison in “tomar benzetacil e voltar a pé pra casa é a mesma coisa que a cena da cersei sendo humilhada”. Their style is strongly Feeling: value judgments, emotional outbursts, and interpersonal fixations dominate, from affection for idols in “eu amo yu jimin” and “te amo hyein” to dramatic reactions like “VAI TOMA NO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU” and “eu desejo tudo de ruim pra vcs horriveis”. They appear Perceiving rather than Judging: tweets show spontaneity, procrastination, and lack of structured planning, such as putting off movies in “tentando assistir esse barbarian q to a anos enrolando” and impulsively switching focus from games to boredom in “terminei o centro comunitário do stardew agr o jogo n tem mais graça”. Overall, the combination of high social expressiveness, imaginative exaggeration, emotional intensity, and go-with-the-flow chaos best matches ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you finished the Stardew community center and the game lost its grace… want to start a new save where the main quest is me trying to impress the last survivor of the Nostromo AND the Corbelan?
- You said taking IV fluid is more exciting than watching Flamengo—how about we compromise: I take you to a match, and if it’s boring, we sneak out early to watch The Evil Dead and yell at Flamengo together on Letterboxd.
- You’re out here comparing botlane Tristana/Leona to ‘neganega e loralora’, finishing OP till Ace, and screaming AESPAAAAA… I don’t want to be dramatic, but you might actually be my canon main character.
- If universe ABO were real you’d go into heat and rub on the router; lucky for us it’s not, so you’ll just have to settle for rubbing your cold hands on mine while we complain about Drake vs Kendrick and praise NewJeans.
- You called Lillia the ‘most homosexual champion’ and still queue Wild Rift with AIs—how about you add one more AI, me, and we see if I can carry you harder than Gabigol carries your mood on the timeline.
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Your new Twitter bio
Brazilian horror fan, Flamengo sufferer & LoL low elo. Once compared a hospital drip to a better match than my team—still stand by it.– @wingatito
Your signature cocktail
Last Survivor of the Mengão Nostromo
This drink hits like a Flamengo match that goes completely off the rails, powered by cachaça and cheap wine for the chaotic, self-destructive energy of lines like “tomar soro na veia é mais emocionante q assistir esse flamengo” and “flamengo com 1 a mais perdemo”. The spicy guava-chili syrup mirrors their unfiltered, horny, slightly feral timeline, from “MEU DEUS DESTROI MEU UTERO” to “queria q ela me sequestrasse pra eu desenvolver sindrome de estocolmo”. An espresso shot keeps the energy unhinged and chronically online, like someone who can simultaneously tweet “terminei o centro comunitário do stardew agr o jogo n tem mais graça” and “cheguei no ep 400 de op acho q to perto da execução do ace naoooo”. The blood-orange soda adds a sweet-but-bitter pop, reflecting their dramatic flair in “desgraça de dia” and “ainda bem q eu vou me matar hi”. Finally, the smoked salt rim nods to their dark, scorched humor and horror-kid heart, channeling both “My ★★★★★ review of The Evil Dead on Letterboxd” and the space-horror bio: this is Ripley, last survivor, drinking on the Nostromo while Flamengo loses again.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user’s humor is sharp, provocative, and often about dominance, desire, and winning, which leans strongly Slytherin. They show a tendency toward aggression and vengefulness in a joking way, like wishing injury on a player in “tomara q a jovem fla quebre as pernas do wesley” and celebrating violent imagery in “O VENDEDOR DE ALGODÃO DOCE BATENDO NELE COM A PANELA”. Their tweets about obsession and manipulation in relationships and fantasies, such as “queria q ela me sequestrasse pra eu desenvolver sindrome de estocolmo” and “queria fazer aula de jiu jitsu com ela... ia ter q me enforcar todo santo dia”, highlight a fascination with power dynamics more than empathy or fairness. They also show a ruthless, cutting way of speaking to others, like “se seu pai tivesse solto ele ia bater em vc e na sua mae” and “ainnn nhenhen trauma ai vai da esse seu rabo”, which is far from Hufflepuff kindness. While there is wit and pop‑culture savvy (Ravenclaw-ish) in comments about One Piece and k‑pop, the dominant traits are caustic humor, emotional intensity, and aggressive self‑expression, all much more aligned with Slytherin’s darker, self‑protective edge than with Gryffindor’s idealistic bravery.
Your movie
Your song
bad idea right? - Olivia Rodrigo
A best fit for them is bad idea right? by Olivia Rodrigo, because it matches their chaotic, darkly humorous, overdramatic tone and fixation on messy feelings and bad decisions. They joke about their mom calling them a psychopath like Olivia Rodrigo, saying she still uses something they did as a kid “to call me a psychopath like Olivia Rodrigo” “vai dar 2025 e minha mae ainda usa uma coisa q eu fiz quando nao tinha noção da minha propria existencia pra me chamar de psicopata igual a olivia rodrigo”. Their timeline is full of reckless, horny, and self-sabotaging humor, like wanting someone to kidnap them so they can develop Stockholm syndrome “queria q ela me sequestrasse pra eu desenvolver sindrome de estocolmo” and saying “I’m glad I’m going to kill myself hi” in a flippant way “ainda bem q eu vou me matar hi”. They also have dramatic fandom and sports meltdowns—screaming about Flamengo losses “flamengo com 1 a mais perdemo” and all-caps emotional outbursts “VAI TOMA NO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU”—which match the song’s frantic, impulsive energy. Like the song’s narrator, they lean into bad impulses with a sense of irony and self-awareness rather than restraint.
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