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Your Simpsons character
Their energy and posting style most closely match Bart Simpson: chaotic, jokey, and driven by hype and pranks more than careful planning. They constantly yell in all caps about games and events, like “IDGAF HALF LIFE 3 TOMORROW” and “TOMORROW I KNOW IT WILL HAPPEN, TOMORROW WE GET AN ANNOUNCEMENT.”, which feels like Bart’s overconfident, impulsive optimism. Their sense of humor is irreverent and sometimes aggressive, with lines like “We need to execute this man IMMEDIATELY” and “FUCK FORTNITE PEQUOD”, fitting Bart’s tendency to shout dramatic, over-the-top reactions. At the same time, they show genuine affection and enthusiasm for things they love, such as “Ive now officially played all mgs games… Gotta say this is the best franchise I’ve played” and warm holiday posts like “Yall I hope everyone has a very great Christmas full of joy and jolliness”, which parallels Bart’s hidden soft side. Their meme-y, pop-culture-soaked worldview and constant hype-checking of events and games strongly echo Bart as the excitable, mischief-loving kid of the digital age.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as clearly Extraverted (E): they constantly engage with others, quote-tweet reactions to events and collabs, and openly share emotional highs and lows, e.g. the explosive celebration in “I FUCKING DID IT I BEAT THE FUCKING KNIGHT !!!!!!” and the hype around Fortnite events in “Dawg for the first time in like forever im actually hyped for a Fortnite event like this looks promising”. Their focus is strongly iNtuitive (N): they obsess over possibilities, theories, and future reveals rather than concrete details, like the repeated Half-Life 3 speculation in “HALF LIFE 3 IS REAL” and “TOMORROW I KNOW IT WILL HAPPEN, TOMORROW WE GET AN ANNOUNCEMENT.”, as well as reading into Fortnite/MGS teasers in “This CANT be a coincidence”. They lean Feeling (F) over Thinking: their posts are emotionally charged, value-driven, and empathetic, like “Yall I hope everyone has a very great Christmas full of joy and jolliness” and the distressed reaction to DDLC in “DAWG I GENUINELY FEEL AWFUL AFTER PROGRESSING IN DDLC WHY!!”, even when they’re blunt or profane toward things they dislike, as in “FUCK FORTNITE PEQUOD”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they hype up possibilities with flexible, shifting predictions like “We getting it this week trust me if not maybe in TGA 🙏🙏🙏”, dive impulsively into games and media (e.g. “For next year the games I wanna play are persona 4 and 5 and all of the yakuza games”), and react spontaneously to events (earthquakes, game moments, news) rather than presenting structured plans. Altogether, the energetic hype, speculative pattern-seeing, emotional expressiveness, and spontaneous fandom engagement fit ENFP best.

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Half-Life 3 truther, Fortnite event enjoyer, Metal Gear & anime brainrot. Beat the Knight, survived an earthquake, still waiting on MGS wave 2.– @wingman_fn

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail mixes spiced rum for their chaotic gamer rage and hype, like yelling “FUCK FORTNITE PEQUOD” and going feral over events. Midori melon liqueur brings a bright, neon game-lobby vibe, echoing their Fortnite skin obsession and joy when they say things like “This event was so peak 😭🙏”. A sharp espresso shot represents late-night grinding through franchises—beating bosses and finishing series, as when they proudly shout “I FUCKING DID IT I BEAT THE FUCKING KNIGHT !!!!!!” and celebrate completing all the canonical MGS games. Grapefruit soda adds a sweet-bitter fizz that mirrors their mix of optimism and salt, from hopeful prophecies like “HALF LIFE 3 IS REAL” to despair over AI, screaming “FUCK AI THAT RAM HOGGING SON OF A BITCH”. Finally, a dash of chili bitters captures their dramatic, spicy reactions to everything—politics, games, and fandom, like when they insist “Always bet on half life 3” and beg for collabs with “ADO PLEASE 🙏”. This is a strong, fizzy, slightly bitter but fun drink—just like a timeline that swings from Christmas jolliness to yelling about The Patriots in the space of a few scrolls.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a strong heroic and justice-oriented streak that fits Gryffindor. They repeatedly frame themselves and others as "heroes" in a very dramatic, brave way, for example asking “Where do I donate to this person, cause he legit a hero” and declaring “Gaming needs a hero” in another tweet, showing admiration for courage and savior figures. They also have a tendency to speak out impulsively and forcefully against things they see as wrong or annoying, e.g. “FUCK FORTNITE PEQUOD” and “If only I needed more reasons to hate AI, FUCK AI THAT RAM HOGGING SON OF A BITCH”, which reflects Gryffindor’s blunt boldness. Their extreme, almost crusader-like language about perceived villains – “We need to execute this man IMMEDIATELY” and the way they mock a politician with “Woaaaaaah trump buddy im sure we can work this out…. There’s no need to bomb Mexico please” – suggests a confrontational moral stance typical of Gryffindors. At the same time, they clearly value emotional courage and perseverance in games, celebrating hard-won victories like “I FUCKING DID IT I BEAT THE FUCKING KNIGHT !!!!!!” and getting deeply, openly affected by stories such as “DAWG I GENUINELY FEEL AWFUL AFTER PROGRESSING IN DDLC WHY!!”, reinforcing the picture of someone driven by heart and guts more than cold strategy or quiet loyalty.

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A fitting song for @wingman_fn is “Never Gonna Give You Up” because they are endlessly loyal and optimistic about the games and series they love, even when things get chaotic. Their undying belief in Half-Life 3 shows they’ll never give up on their hopes for gaming, like when they insist “IDGAF HALF LIFE 3 TOMORROW” and double down with “TOMORROW I KNOW IT WILL HAPPEN, TOMORROW WE GET AN ANNOUNCEMENT.”. They show the same ride-or-die energy with Metal Gear Solid, calling it “the best franchise I’ve played” in “Ive now officially played all mgs games (that are canon). Gotta say this is the best franchise I’ve played” and celebrating specific moments like “Time to enjoy the last cutscene truly a peak game”. Even when frustrated, their tone is passionate, not cynical, for example in “FUCK FORTNITE PEQUOD” and “If I ever stop believing in half life 3, just know I’m dead”, which still reads like committed fandom. The playful, memeable nature of Never Gonna Give You Up also matches their online humor and hyperactive hype style seen in tweets like “This event was so peak 😭🙏” and “I legit screamed so hard 🙏🙏🙏 good thing I was home alone”. Overall, the song’s theme of never abandoning what you care about mirrors how they cling to their favorite games, characters, and hopes for future announcements.

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