
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Lisa fits best because she’s highly self-analytical, anxious about not being "good enough," and constantly measuring herself against harsh internal standards, similar to the way this user obsessively tracks calories and progress, like in “my maintenance is 1800 so if i eat 600 ill lose 26lb by 1st may and be bmi 17.9”. Lisa often feels like an outsider and turns her pain inward, which parallels this user calling herself a “stupid girl with an eating disorder” and posting things like “need to get so alarmingly skinny that people comment ‘stay safe’ on my bodychecks”. The thoughtful, almost over-planned way the user calculates food and exercise—such as “ate 668c burnt 130c total 538”—matches Lisa’s tendency to intellectualize and quantify her world. There’s also a clear moral/emotional intensity in tweets defending Courtney Love like “people are so desperate to blame a woman… she is innocent”, which echoes Lisa’s passionate defenses of people she believes are misunderstood. While the content is darker than anything in The Simpsons, the mix of intelligence, self-criticism, and intense ideals aligns most closely with Lisa.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets revolve around their inner world (calorie counts, body image, physical pain) rather than social events, and even gratitude toward followers is framed inwardly, e.g. “thank u for 6 billion oomfs🥹🥹💞” rather than talking about going out or meeting people. Their focus on highly concrete details like calories and weight planning points to Sensing (S), with meticulous tracking such as “my maintenance is 1800 so if i eat 600 ill lose 26lb by 1st may and be bmi 17.9 + i might also just fast some days so ill hit my ugw sooner + i exercise most days” and repeated meal totals like “last meal total 585c”. However, in emotional or moral topics, she shows strong Feeling (F) and personal values, notably defending Courtney Love with an empathetic, fairness-based argument: “people are so desperate to blame a woman … she is innocent”, and using self-referential emotional language like “i got my period today im a failure”. The detail-oriented planning about weight loss and intake suggests Judging (J): she creates clear targets and timelines such as “ill be at 108 by may if i stay under 600 net” and calculates deficits and burns in “snack 211 + lolipop 45c ate 668c burnt 130c total 538”, indicating a preference for structured goals over spontaneity. Overall, combining inward focus (I), concrete tracking (S), value-driven emotional expression (F), and organized planning (J), she most closely aligns with an ISFJ-like profile, but the intense self-idealization and identity-laden language around being a “stupid girl with an eating disorder” in her bio and tweets also resemble INFP’s identity focus; given the stronger evidence of concrete detail and planning, ISFJ is the best-fitting type for her online behavior.

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16 • she/her • film buff & K‑pop on repeat • once bought noodles just for the miso broth • learning balance, one small step (and snack) at a time– @wintrexia

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The White rum shot is the harsh kick of self-punishment and control, echoing her maintenance-math spiral in “my maintenance is 1800 so if i eat 600 ill lose 26lb by 1st may and be bmi 17.9 + i might also just fast some days”. Sugar-free berry energy drink keeps the vibe jittery and performative, like her calorie-log posts such as “my dinner ≈ 206c” and “snack 211 + lolipop 45c ate 668c burnt 130c total 538”. Diet tonic water adds bitterness and emptiness, mirroring the self-hate in “i got my period today im a failure” and the bio “stupid girl with an eating disorder.” The Lime peel twist is sharp and a little dramatic, like “shut up bitch omg” and her need to be “alarmingly skinny” in “need to get so alarmingly skinny that people comment “stay safe” on my bodychecks”. Finally, edible silver glitter captures the online sparkle of her edtwt persona from “☆ edtwt intro 6teen she her”, making the whole drink look pretty, unstable, and low-cal—just how she wants to be seen.

Your Hogwarts House
Jess shows a distinctly Slytherin blend of ambition, calculation, and ruthless self‑focus directed inward. She methodically plans extreme weight loss in a very goal‑oriented, numbers‑driven way, as in “my maintenance is 1800 so if i eat 600 ill lose 26lb by 1st may and be bmi 17.9 + i might also just fast some days so ill hit my ugw sooner + i exercise most days” and “ill be at 108 by may if i stay under 600 net”, which reflects classic Slytherin ambition and long‑term strategizing. She explicitly expresses a desire for a striking, even alarming image that will provoke reaction from others—“need to get so alarmingly skinny that people comment ‘stay safe’ on my bodychecks”—suggesting a drive to stand out and gain a certain dark prestige. There is also a streak of sharp defensiveness and confrontational edge, as seen in “shut up bitch omg”, which fits Slytherin’s tendency toward verbal bite when challenged. While she has interests and emotional vulnerability, her timeline is dominated by self‑preserving calculation about her body and goals, more aligned with Slytherin’s ambitious, tunnel‑visioned nature than the curiosity of Ravenclaw, the warmth of Hufflepuff, or the outward‑facing heroism of Gryffindor.

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The song Skinny Love fits because it captures the quiet self-destruction and longing for control that shows up throughout their account. They talk about needing to be “alarmingly skinny” so people will say “stay safe”, which echoes the song’s tension between wanting help and still clinging to harmful patterns. Their meticulous calorie tracking and self-criticism in posts like “my maintenance is 1800 so if i eat 600 ill lose 26lb by 1st may” and “i got my period today im a failure” reflect the fragile, punishing relationship with their body. Even the self-deprecating bio, “stupid girl with an eating disorder,” mirrors the song’s mix of tenderness and despair toward oneself. Skinny Love isn’t just about romance; it’s about a love (for self or others) that’s starving instead of being nourished, which aligns with their ongoing struggle in tweets like “ill be at 108 by may if i stay under 600 net”.

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