Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Frequently expresses love and care for friends and idols, e.g. calling herself a fan club for friends in “É Oficial!!!!.... Sou fã clube da nana e da isa minhas Lindas 😸” and saying she wants to show more love in “Quero aprender a me expressar mais, sinto que não demonstro o quanto eu realmente AMO as pessoas”.
- Socially-aware: Shows concern for hypocrisy and injustice, criticizing hateful ‘Catholics’ in “Católico babado esse que odeia todo mundo?...” and double standards with famous men vs women in “Tem coisa que famoso homem faz que se fosse uma famosa mulher todo mundo já estaria jogando paus e pedras”.
- Supportive: Affirms trans women and their access to care in “Qro que todas as mulheres trans lindas consigam seus tratamentos hormonais ok” and celebrates fandom peace between MY and MIDZY in “ELAS QUEREM UM CONTRATO DE PAZ ENTRE MY E MIDZY”.
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and absurd humor, such as the exaggerated Bolsonaro joke in “Eu (NIA) caguei na boca do Bolsonaro enquanto tava na cadeia” and dramatic reactions in “DEUUUUUSS ME LIIIIIVREEEEEEE... NÃO PODE SE DIVERTIR NRM NO ANIVERSÁRIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”.
- Creative: Writes and revises her own texts, referencing her Wattpad story in “Leiam” and mentioning revising tumor-related writing in “Acabei de revisar de novo meu texto, to com sono e deu dor de cabeça psicologica depois de ver tanto sobre tumores”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Jokes lightly about wanting to die over school stress in “kk eu quero é me matar kk”, which hints at unhealthy coping with anxiety.
- Harsh-language: Frequently uses very aggressive or vulgar wording, e.g. “Morro de nojo de pau, como pode isso existir de verdade?” and “odeio essas vagabundas que ficam inventando mentiras tipo qodiooooooooooo”, which can alienate others.
- Impulsive-posting: Mentions nearly posting something “very immoral” in “Eu ia fazer um tweet muito imoral” and tweets extremely strong reactions in the moment, suggesting low filtering before posting.
- Body-insecure: Openly struggles with body image and femininity, saying she feels ‘less woman’ because of her chest in “Eu sou uma menina cis que tem insegurança com os peitos e se sente menos mulher por isso” and tying womanhood to surgery in “Não vejo a hora de fazer cirurgia de peito, aí eu vou ser 200% mulher”.
- Oversexualized-humor: Uses explicit sexual jokes even about herself or friends, like “tropa pra qm n sabe a nia da mto o cuzinho dela” and the butch/femme tweet in “Nós temos que começar a fazer butchfemme onde a butch é bottom e a femme é top, VAMOS QUEBRAR TABUS”, which can be uncomfortable in some contexts.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s an emotional, outspoken teen girl who mixes social conscience with fandom and melodrama. This user clearly cares about ethics and religion, calling out hypocritical Catholics and citing scripture, just like Lisa’s moral rants: “Católico babado esse que odeia todo mundo?... E Jesus era judeu Isso me irrita demais porque querem pagar de bom samaritano…”. She’s also intensely introspective and insecure about herself and her body, shown by tweets like “Quero aprender a me expressar mais, sinto que não demonstro o quanto eu realmente AMO as pessoas” and “Não vejo a hora de fazer cirurgia de peito, aí eu vou ser 200% mulher”, which mirrors Lisa’s constant struggle with self-image and emotional expression. Her love of media and niche interests (K‑pop, anime, yuri, fanfics) and wanting a “hit tweet” (“Esse ano eu vou ter meu primeiro hit tweet ngm me segura”) echoes Lisa’s obsessed, overachieving fan‑girl side with jazz, books, and causes. Finally, the mix of dark humor and dramatic flair—such as “Odeio ver post assim pq tipo kk… eu quero é me matar kk”—matches Lisa’s tendency toward angst and existential spirals, just filtered through extremely online Gen Z humor.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They show clear Extraverted (E) tendencies: they constantly interact with friends and mutuals, reference group dramas, and openly share personal feelings and jokes, e.g. hyperposting about friends and fandom like “Acho muito fofo as interações da Karina e da Ryujin…” and “Amanhã é o aniversário da nana :( melhor coisa que aquele squad me deu foi essa garota grr”. Their focus on possibilities, meanings, and patterns over concrete details points to Intuition (N): they talk about identity, religion, politics, and media dynamics in an abstract way, like critiquing hypocritical Catholics in “Católico babado esse que odeia todo mundo? Em Mateus 22…” and overanalyzing lesbian dynamics in fiction in “Bad thinking diary se a Yuna tivesse sentado e falado ‘oi, Minji…’”. Their values are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: they react intensely to injustice, double standards, and how people are treated, as seen in “Tem coisa que famoso homem faz que se fosse uma famosa mulher todo mundo já estaria jogando paus e pedras” and their distress about haters in “Sabe ia me curar tanto se todo hater do itzy morresse sabe”. Finally, they appear strongly Perceiving (P): they tweet about forgetting passwords, not drawing one day, wanting to test things impulsively, and generally living in a spontaneous, chaotic way rather than emphasizing plans or structure, e.g. “a burra da nia esqueceu a senha dessa conta tropa” and “Quero testar isso agora”. Taken together—highly social, imaginative, emotional, and spontaneous—the profile most closely matches ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’d be 200% woman after your future boob surgery, but from the way you talk about Nana and girls’ arcs in sapphic manhwas, you’re already 300% wife material—can I apply for the position before the waiting list opens?
- You get psychological headaches reading about tumors and still stay up revising your text… if you put half that dedication into dating me, I’d be more spoiled than your timeline when Karina and Ryujin interact.
- You, a Nordestina without água, almost fainting grabbing a watermelon, me, a thirsty lesbian for your tweets—maybe we should hydrate together while listening to ‘11:11’ by Taeyeon and pretending it’s our OST.
- You hate posts about high school so much you joke about wanting to die, but you also scream about Edward, Yato and every girl-on-girl story you find—how about I become your comforting anime trope and walk you through ensino médio like the supportive gay love interest?
- You said we need butchfemme where the butch is bottom and the femme is top to break taboos; I’m just checking if you’re accepting volunteers for experimental research, because I’m ready to be your peer-reviewed study.
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Nica 妮娅 | aspiring writer & chronic K‑pop analyst | once nearly blacked out grabbing a watermelon, still showed up to stan aespa on time– @wintyner
Your signature cocktail
Bird of Hermes High School Meltdown
This cocktail starts with a spicy cinnamon whiskey shot for the unfiltered, chaotic way they talk about politics and people, like “Eu (NIA) caguei na boca do Bolsonaro enquanto tava na cadeia” and “Sabe ia me curar tanto se todo hater do itzy morresse sabe”. Pink guava juice makes it fruity, soft and a little gay-coded, matching their lesbionic, Nana-obsessed timeline and tweets like “Minha melhor amiga é a nana, TOMARA que seja a buceta” and all the Winter/Karina sapphic energy. A splash of espresso mirrors their hyper, sleep-deprived teen vibe, from “VSFD PORRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA eu quero dormir” to stressing over school in “mês que vem eu vou oficialmente pro primeiro ano né kk ... eu quero é me matar kk”. The sea-salt sugar rim represents their mix of sweetness and sharpness: they’re affectionate and insecure about their body, wanting to be “200% mulher” in “Não vejo a hora de fazer cirurgia de peito, aí eu vou ser 200% mulher”, but also constantly calling coisas e pessoas de “nojent@” like “Mor ro de nojo de pau, como pode isso existir de verdade?”. A tiny dash of bitters nods to their darker humor and psychological exhaustion when studying things like tumors in “deu dor de cabeça psicologica depois de ver tanto sobre tumores”, tying it all back to their bio’s self-taming vibe from “the bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame.”
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show strong Gryffindor-style moral courage and outspokenness, especially in how they confront politics and religion. For example, they aggressively mock Bolsonaro in tweets like “Eu (NIA) caguei na boca do Bolsonaro enquanto tava na cadeia” and then immediately undercut that with “Amo amar a família Bolsonaro 💍”, which is clearly provocative satire rather than neutrality. They directly call out hypocritical Catholics who weaponize religion, citing scripture and moral inconsistency in “Católico babado esse que odeia todo mundo?... querem pagar de bom samaritano, seguidor da Bíblia, e sequer seguem o PRIMEIRO mandamento”, showing a willingness to stand up publicly for what they think is right. Their timeline is impulsive, emotional, and dramatic — they talk about wanting to die over school in “não tem uma alma viva que fale bem de ensino médio kk eu quero é me matar kk” and yell in all caps about things that anger or excite them, like “DEUUUUUSS ME LIIIIIVREEEEEEE… NÃO PODE SE DIVERTIR NRM NO ANIVERSÁRIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”. At the same time they’re fiercely loyal and expressive about love for friends and idols, as seen in “Amanhã é o aniversário da nana :( melhor coisa que aquele squad me deu foi essa garota grr” and “Quero aprender a me expressar mais, sinto que não demonstro o quanto eu realmente AMO as pessoas”, which aligns with Gryffindor’s passionate, heart-on-sleeve nature. Taken together—political boldness, moral calling-out, emotional intensity, and loud loyalty—these traits fit Gryffindor much more than the quieter steadiness of Hufflepuff, the detached curiosity of Ravenclaw, or the calculated ambition of Slytherin.
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Your song
Next Level - aespa
A well‑known song that fits Nica best is Next Level by aespa. She’s a loud, dramatic K‑pop stan with a special love for aespa’s Winter and Karina, as seen in tweets like “A maior fã da Winter sempre será a Karina” and “Agora sim, a Winter”. The song’s confident, cocky energy matches her chaotic, meme-heavy personality, like when she says “Esse ano eu vou ter meu primeiro hit tweet ngm me segura”. The way she mixes humor, sexuality and intensity in posts such as “Nós temos que começar a fazer butchfemme onde a butch é bottom e a femme é top, VAMOS QUEBRAR TABUS” also fits the song’s over-the-top, unapologetic vibe. Finally, Next Level is very online, dramatic and slightly unhinged — just like her timeline full of K‑pop, lesbian thirst, and theatrical rants.
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