Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate fan: Shows deep, warm attachment to idols and friends, e.g. “gente eu amo muito a bia” and many loving posts about Winter/Karina.
- Playful humor: Uses self‑deprecating and situational jokes, like “passei uma vergonha... e eu deitado no chão igual um mendigo pqp” and teasing coworkers, clients, and fandom.
- Community‑oriented: Engages actively with fandom and mutuals via tags and in‑jokes like #datetwt, #jantatwt, almoçotwt, and greeting timelines “bom dia xerecos”.
- Expressive honesty: Openly shares emotions and daily life, from work mishaps to health and boredom, e.g. “to doente e a culpa é dela pqp” and “não to legal não”.
- Loyal collector: Shows dedication and follow‑through in collecting, like praising a seller for the last Winter photocard needed “fb muito positivo... ultima winter ursinho que faltava para completar a pagina!”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive speech: Uses intense, aggressive phrasing even jokingly, e.g. “vo bota fogo na sua casa piranhakk”.
- Self‑destructive jokes: Makes extreme jokes about self‑harm and poor health, like “se eu não conseguir esses dois pc ld da winter eu me mato” and tracking heavy smoking “15 dias no ano 73 cigarros”.
- Work irresponsibility: Admits skipping or slacking at work, such as “minha gerente me deixou vir almoçar em casa... e não voltei pro trabalho até agora”.
- Tactless comments: Tweets can be insensitive toward others’ situations, e.g. arguing with a homeless person about who is better off “um mendigo veio se achar pra mim... eu falei que quando eu preciso dormir eu tenho uma cama”.
- Risky oversharing: Shares personal vulnerabilities and minor misdeeds publicly, such as “roubei esse boné do cliente que esqueceu na loja” and detailed emotional/health struggles.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They match Bart Simpson most closely: chaotic, sarcastic, and constantly joking about trouble at work and in life. Like Bart, they have a mischievous streak, skipping responsibility with tweets like “minha gerente me deixou vir almoçar em casa era 13h e não voltei pro trabalho até agora” and laughing about getting stopped by the police in “levei meu primeiro enquadro da policia militar gente to emocionado”. Their humor is irreverent and sometimes aggressive in a playful way, as in “vo bota fogo na sua casa piranhakk” and “um mendigo veio se achar pra mim pq ele tava podendo dormir e eu tinha que estar trabalhando, pois eu falei que quando eu preciso dormir eu tenho uma cama pelo menos”. At the same time, like Bart’s softer side, they’re openly affectionate and obsessive about their idols and friends, shown in tweets such as “ser fã não é o suficiente, eu preciso me casar com ela” and “gente eu amo muito a bia”. Their constant dramatic exaggeration, thirst posts, and casual chaos make them far more Bart than the more earnest Lisa or responsible Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with mutuals, send public greetings like “bom dia xerecosss” and “bom dia xerecoss”, overshare work/life moments such as “passei uma vergonha hoje no trabalho...”, and actively seek engagement with things like “to no tédio aff” plus an NGL link. Their focus on fandom feelings, fantasies, and possibilities suggests Intuition over Sensing: they idealize idols and relationships—“se eu não conseguir esses dois pc ld da winter eu me mato”, “vai virar 2,700,001 quando eu casar com a giselle”—and dramatize scenarios rather than sticking to dry, concrete detail. They’re clearly Feeling-oriented: tweets are highly emotional and value‑driven, whether it’s affection like “gente ela é o amor da minha vida” and “gente eu amo muito a bia”, or humorous but intense reactions such as “essa mulher é louca doente puta que pariu”. Their lifestyle reads as spontaneous and flexible, fitting Perceiving: they skip work after lunch in “não voltei pro trabalho até agora”, joke about smoking and chaos in “15 dias no ano 73 cigarros obg deus”, and react in the moment to mishaps like “derrubei agua fervendo no meu braço kkkk” rather than emphasizing plans or structure. Taken together—highly social, emotive, imaginative, and go‑with‑the‑flow—they best fit ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep saying you want to marry Winter or Giselle, but have you considered a plot twist where you accidentally say ‘sim’ pra mim no photoshoot de casamento?
- If your Twitter is worth R$8,119.71, how much would it cost to buy exclusive rights to those #jantatwt and #almoçotwt dates with you?
- You were sad you hadn’t watched a movie this year yet—wanna fix that with a Your Lie in April rewatch where I prove I can be more comforting than that anime is depressing?
- You said if you don’t get those two LD Winter pcs you’ll ‘se matar’—how about we make a deal: you get the photocards, I get a date, and everybody here wants you plays in the background.
- You burned your arm making coffee, took an enquadro da PM, and still say you’re not interesting—can I be your next chaotic story, starring you, me, a bottle of wine, and zero Genshin players on the timeline?
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Part-time retail survivor, full-time aespa (Winter/Giselle) archivist. Once skipped work after lunch and still swears it was ‘field research’.– @winxereca
Your signature cocktail
Bom Dia Xerecos Bobter Highball
This cocktail is a jittery love letter to Biel’s chaotic stan life and questionable sleep schedule, mixing caffeine and sweetness like their work shifts and TL scrolling. The butter toffee–infused vodka is a nod to their sweet tooth and comfort vibes, inspired by “mds amo bala da butter toffees”. Cold brew coffee mirrors their need to stay standing at work and power through exhaustion, just like “mds tive que tomar café com energético pra parar em pé e conseguir trabalhar”. The sparkling white grape juice adds bubbly, playful energy for their daily greetings and chaotic oversharing, channeling “bom dia xerecosss” and “bom dia xerecoss”. A pinch of smoked salt brings a slightly bitter, jaded edge that matches their rants like “é cada coisa que sou obrigado a ler não aguento”. Finally, the butter caramel foam is dramatic, extra, and pretty on top—just like their loud devotion to Winter and aespa in tweets such as “gente ela é o amor da minha vida” and the eternal Bobter obsession in “BOBTER VOLTOU”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show strong loyalty and devotion to their faves and friends, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. Their entire timeline is them consistently hyping and cherishing Winter, Karina, and Giselle, like when they say “ser fã não é o suficiente, eu preciso me casar com ela” and “vai virar 2,700,001 quando eu casar com a giselle e ela vir morar aqui comigo”, showing deep attachment rather than clout-chasing ambition. They also put care into their collections and trades, praising another user with “fb muito positivo… foi tudo muito tranquilo, veio MUITO bem protegida e bem embalada!”, which suggests reliability and appreciation for fair, kind exchanges. They clearly value small, cozy everyday moments—like showing their cat with “minha gata lupita mandou oi” and sharing meals with tags like “#jantatwt”—which fits Hufflepuff’s grounded, domestic vibe. Even when complaining about work or life, it’s more self-deprecating than cutthroat, such as “passei uma vergonha hoje no trabalho… eu deitado no chão igual um mendigo”, showing humility rather than a drive to dominate. Overall, their warmth toward idols, friends, pets, and mundane routines points far more to a soft, loyal Hufflepuff than an ambitious Slytherin, cerebral Ravenclaw, or reckless Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
obsessed - aespa
The song obsessed by aespa fits them perfectly because their entire timeline revolves around an intense, slightly unhinged stan love for Winter and aespa. They literally describe themselves as a “#지민정 collector” and joke about marriage with members, like when they say “ser fã não é o suficiente, eu preciso me casar com ela” and “queria casar com ela”. Their daily routine is saturated with Winter—“tela de bloqueio: winter tela inicial: megan” and cries like “CADE ESSAS SELFIES WINTER”—mirroring the song’s theme of fixation and constant focus on one person. Even their humor is hyperbolic and dramatic in a very stan way, such as “se eu não conseguir esses dois pc ld da winter eu me mato” and “to com uma saudade imensa da minha minjeong meudeus”, which matches the song’s intense emotional tone. Overall, their playful thirst, fandom chaos, and all-consuming adoration align extremely well with the vibe and lyrics of obsessed.
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