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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson, especially Lisa at her most anxious and self-critical. Lisa is intensely self-reflective and often struggles with feeling different or overwhelmed, similar to this user’s focus on their mental health and body image, as in “Might have ptsd but i need to focus on my ed right now ❤️” and “ew i hate how i dan feel the bones in my shoulders n hip bones but nowhere else 💔”. Lisa also has a deep emotional intensity and tendency toward melancholy and dramatic expression, reflected in tweets like “Im genuinely gonna end it” and “mercy on me, would you please spare me tonight? im tired of this searching, would you let me let go?”. The user’s search for connection and validation, with posts such as “I NEED ATTENTION” and “whatt do you do with a loving feeeling if the loving feeling makes you all alone”, echoes Lisa’s recurring arcs around loneliness and wanting to be understood. Even their dark humor and niche online community references (like #edtwt and “the concept of white supremacy in edtwt group chats”) fit Lisa’s tendency to critically dissect the social world around her, but in a more jaded, terminally-online way.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets center on internal distress, grief, and self-focus rather than social events, e.g. “I cant do this omg” and “Im genuinely gonna end it”. Their posts show iNtuitive (N) tendencies with abstract, poetic phrasing and existential tone, such as “whatt do you do with a loving feeeling if the loving feeling makes you all alone” and “mercy on me, would you please spare me tonight? im tired of this searching, would you let me let go?”, rather than concrete problem-solving. They are strongly Feeling (F), framing everything around emotional pain, relationships, and need for comfort or pity: “Someone pity me my cat is dead #groommetwt #therapytwt” and “Miss you every day” appeal directly to emotion rather than logic. The Perceiving (P) side shows in their impulsive, in-the-moment posts and lack of structured planning, like “I NEED ATTENTION” and “overate today but im not perging beef”, which describe immediate states rather than organized long-term goals. Overall, their inward emotional intensity, poetic abstraction, and spontaneous, unstructured posting style best align with INFP.

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Writer of oversharing drafts, part-time cat mourner, full-time work in progress. Once sniffed a band‑aid out of curiosity and took notes.– @wirsindl33r

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail hits hard with overproof dark rum, matching the intense, spiraling energy of “Im genuinely gonna end it” and “I NEED ATTENTION”. Blackcurrant liqueur adds a deep, bruised sweetness for grief and longing, echoing “Miss you every day” and the plaintive “whatt do you do with a loving feeeling if the loving feeling makes you all alone”. Fresh lemon juice makes it sharply sour, reflecting the self‑critical bite of “Might have ptsd but i need to focus on my ed right now ❤️” and “ew i hate how i dan feel the bones in my shoulders n hip bones but nowhere else 💔”. A few drops of sea salt–saline solution stand in for dried tears and the oddly tender overshares of “the only thing i miss about not having scars is being able to sleep naked comfortably”. The activated charcoal sugar rim makes it gothic, dramatic, and a little theatrical—perfect for someone tweeting “holy moly i need to cut” and summoning strangers with “#groommetwt older women and queer men plspls” while turning their own darkness into an aesthetic.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest throughline in their tweets is emotional vulnerability and a craving for connection, which aligns most closely with Hufflepuff’s focus on feelings, attachment, and needing others. Tweets like “I NEED ATTENTION” and “Someone pity me my cat is dead #groommetwt #therapytwt” show a longing for comfort, softness, and care rather than dominance or intellectual detachment. Their grief and tenderness toward their cat in “Miss you every day” and their focus on bodily pain and discomfort in “ew i hate how i dan feel the bones in my shoulders n hip bones but nowhere else 💔 like it hurts when i lay on my side...” highlight sensitivity and emotional depth. While there is impulsivity and self-destructive talk in posts like “Im genuinely gonna end it” and “holy moly i need to cut”, these come from a place of overwhelm rather than Gryffindor-esque boldness or Slytherin-style strategic self-preservation. Their world is centered around feelings, attachment, and the desire to be held and seen, making Hufflepuff the best fit among the four houses.

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Lorde’s Liability fits them because it captures feeling like “too much” and unlovable, which echoes tweets like “I NEED ATTENTION” and “Do I creep you outtttt do i creep you out”. The song’s themes of self-blame and emotional exhaustion resonate with their posts about suicidality, such as “Im genuinely gonna end it” and “I cant do this omg”. Their focus on pain and body image, like “Might have ptsd but i need to focus on my ed right now ❤️” and “ew i hate how i dan feel the bones in my shoulders n hip bones but nowhere else 💔”, mirrors the song’s sense of being at war with oneself. Even their grief and loneliness, shown in “Someone pity me my cat is dead #groommetwt #therapytwt” and “whatt do you do with a loving feeeling if the loving feeling makes you all alone”, line up with the song’s core idea of feeling like a burden in relationships. Overall, Liability encapsulates their mix of vulnerability, self-destructive thoughts, and desperate longing for connection.

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