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The user’s obsessive focus on niche media, constant posting of fan‑related pictures, and frequent venting (“FUCK YOU DALLAS STARS [picture]”, “manifesting hollanov hurt / comfort fics after today [picture]”) mirrors Comic Book Guy’s encyclopedic fandom and cynicism. Their meta‑commentary about using Twitter as a platform for every thought (“my twitter acc was not made to get hit tweets it was made to express my every thought and opinion [picture]”) echoes his self‑aware, sarcastic rants about the fan community. The repeated “ok [picture]” posts and dramatic all‑caps exclamations (“FUCK YOU DALLAS STARS”, “f*cking loser stole my joke🖕🖕🖕”) capture his habit of constantly reacting to media with exaggerated emotion. Their self‑deprecating humor and feeling of being overwhelmed by media consumption (“i’m sick [picture]”) align with Comic Book Guy’s often bitter, overwhelmed persona. Overall, the blend of intense fandom, sarcastic criticism, and emotional volatility best fits the character of Comic Book Guy.

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The user displays a highly expressive and outward‑focused communication style, frequently posting emotional reactions like "FUCK YOU DALLAS STARS" and "i love my bf ok ty" which points to Extraversion. Their tweets often link disparate fandom characters and ideas (e.g., "2hollis and ilya rozanov and joost klein are all the same person"), indicating a preference for intuitive pattern‑making (N). They consistently prioritize personal values and emotions, as seen in "how i feel talking abt how much i love being queer…" and "i’m sorry for the will byers erasure", showing a Feeling orientation. Their spontaneous, unplanned posting schedule—"no heated rivalry till friday… no pjo till Wednesday… i’m not gonna survive"—suggests a Perceiving, flexible lifestyle. Together these traits best align with the ENFP personality type.

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Fandom writer & archivist. 📚 Obsessed with Stranger Things, yaoi, hockey & memes. 🍔 Survived 55‑burger/55‑fries binge. #Queer & proud.– @wisingwill

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The 'Byler & Hollanov Fusion' mixes bold bourbon with a splash of blue curaçao, echoing the user’s love for Stranger Things and the intense fandom ships they mention, like "byler and hollanov". A drizzle of grenadine adds a sweet, heart‑shaped punch, nodding to their proclamation "BECAUSE YOURE THE HEART" and their devotion to their "bf". A squeeze of fresh lime brings a sour edge that mirrors the internalized homophobia and self‑hate they voice, as in "I’m sick" and "I feel sick if i continue to see media revolving my interests". A splash of ginger beer adds the fizz and chaos of their hyper‑energy, like the repeated "OHMYHOFDODODODODODO" moments and the excitement of "next episodes gonna be so good". Garnished with a gummy heart, the drink is both comforting and a little bittersweet, reflecting the way they oscillate between joy and overwhelm, as they say "i love my bf ok ty" and "I’m sorry for the will byers erasure".

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The user repeatedly shows a love for learning, pattern‑recognition and deep self‑analysis, hallmarks of Ravenclaw. For example, they tweet '2hollis and ilya rozanov and joost klein are all the same person [picture]' indicating keen observation and connecting details across fandoms. They also discuss internal struggles and psychological insight, as in 'how i feel talking abt how much i love being queer knowing damn well i have the worst case of internalized homophobia [picture]'. Their constant consumption of media and desire to catalogue it, like 'my entire watchlist for this month is gay [picture]' and 'i’ve consumed so much media to the point my mind is solely everything i’ve watched and read … it’s like dopamine so i canf skeep', reflects a thirst for knowledge. Moreover, they emphasize linking fandoms, e.g., 'no bc byler and hollanov and and and alex and henry and percabeth and klance and drarry are all LINKED [picture]', showing analytical curiosity. These traits align best with Ravenclaw, making it the most fitting house.

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The user’s timeline is filled with self‑deprecating and alienated statements such as "i’m sick" and "my mind is racing 24/7 … I might actually puke," showing a feeling of being out of place. They explicitly acknowledge internalized homophobia, saying "how i feel talking abt how much i love being queer knowing damn well i have the worst case of internalized homophobia," which mirrors the lyric "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo." Their obsessive need to proclaim fandoms and "not gonna stop talking abt my favorite teacher 🖕🖕🖕" reflects the song’s refrain of feeling like an outsider and asking "what the hell am I doing here?" The overall tone of anxiety, self‑criticism, and yearning for acceptance aligns closely with Radiohead’s "Creep".

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