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Moe Szyslak best matches because the user shows a heavy drinking habit, self‑deprecation, depressive outbursts, and profanity typical of Moe. The user says 'Bist du im Block … ich brauch mein Bier' (tweet about needing beer), reminiscent of Moe’s bar. They also post bleak statements like 'Mir geht es schrecklich', 'Alles scheiße, kann wer reden?' and suicidal thoughts 'Wenn ich noch einmal schicht im schacht lese erhänge ich mich', matching Moe’s often depressed monologues. The chaotic, meme‑laden style and constant complaints about life also mirror Moe’s cynical personality. Additionally, the user’s focus on being a fan of a local football club and seeking validation (e.g., 'Wenn ihr mich wählt bekommt ihr Fußbilder …') parallels Moe’s attempts to gain approval from his patrons.

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The user constantly engages a wide audience with lively calls to action, e.g., "Wer will beim größten Ostderby mit hoppen?" and "Wenn ihr mich wählt bekommt ihr Fußbilder von @wismuuutt", showing clear extraversion. Their tweets jump from concrete match stats to imaginative ideas like planning a choreography or random number games, such as "Erste Choreo wird geplant, was sagt ihr zu der Choreo?" and "Mach ich auch mal Sagt ne Zahl zwischen 1 33", indicating a preference for intuition over sensing. Emotional and value‑driven language appears frequently, for example "Mir geht es schrecklich" and "Es gibt kein besseren und größeren Ragebait ... ich hasse ihn", pointing to a feeling orientation. The overall posting style is spontaneous, playful, and avoids rigid structure, evident in the many polls, jokes, and unfiltered rants, which aligns with a perceiving lifestyle.

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Hobby football scout & die‑hard Wismut Aue fan. Missed a train for a derby, ended up at a karaoke bar—still sang the club anthem. #GlückAuf– @WismutAtze

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Named "Glück Auf Purple Pit Punch", this drink shouts the miner’s greeting that appears in the user’s bio ("Glück auf"). The deep purple hue comes from purple grape vodka, a nod to the club colors proudly displayed in the tweet "WISMUT AUE💜🤍". Earthy beetroot juice grounds the cocktail in the Erzgebirge region, echoing the user’s love for the mountains and mining culture. A splash of smoky mezcal and a zing of ginger syrup capture the chaotic, fiery energy of tweets like "Bast Fettsau Unfassbar fett" and "Alerta Alerta Antifascista". Finally, fresh lime juice adds a sharp, competitive edge, just like the "Jonah Goatisch Lover seit Tag 1" spirit and the excitement of "Bald El Arschico 🤩".

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The user repeatedly shows devotion to their club, posting lines like "WISMUT AUE💜🤍" and "Einer für Aue", which reflects strong loyalty. They describe themselves as a "Hobbyscout" and rally the fan community with messages such as "Brigade Fabisch wird kommen jungs" and a detailed "Hier mein Wahlprogramm" showing dedication to the group. Although they occasionally ask for votes, the dominant pattern is consistent support for their team and fellow supporters, a core Hufflepuff trait. Their tweets also emphasize teamwork and community, for example "Wer für mich votet bekommt fußbilder von @wismuuutt" which seeks to reward supporters rather than personal gain. This enduring loyalty and team spirit point to Hufflepuff as the best fit.

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The user frequently expresses feelings of hopelessness and low self‑esteem, e.g., 'Mir geht es schrecklich … Alles scheiße, kann wer reden?' which mirrors the line 'I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo' in Radiohead's 'Creep'. Their self‑deprecating admission 'Bin extrem dumm und ein Versager, wähle aber die Tierschutzpartei' echoes the song's refrain 'I don't belong here'. Their obsessive loyalty to a niche club – 'Ich hab seit Tag 1 zu ihm gehalten' – reflects the song's theme of an outsider's intense, unreciprocated attachment. The anti‑establishment and angry tone in tweets such as 'Alerta Alerta Antifascista' and 'Na, seid ihr Systemlinge schön im Hamsterrad gefangen??' aligns with the song's dark, alienated mood. Overall, the combination of melancholy, alienation, and obsessive devotion makes 'Creep' by Radiohead the most fitting anthem for @WismutAtze.

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