Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Analytical: Proposes a fearless draft system and champion bans for competitive play (tweet about future draft format).
- Motivational: Posts daily inspirational phrases like "Success is built on the foundation of consistent effort".
- Community‑focused: Invites Discord connections and offers VOD reviews, e.g., "I need a new genuine discord friend list ...".
- Self‑aware: Discusses past injury and past ranking, clarifying his Master 150 LP peak and arm injury.
- Experienced: Bio states ex‑HoK coach and performance coach, aiming for LPL analyst role.
Weaknesses:
- Negativity: Frequently complains about hardware and game performance, e.g., "Bruh, just get a new rig...".
- Profanity: Uses strong language like "No fucking way" and "That's so fucked up".
- Inconsistency: Mixes analysis, memes, motivational quotes, and self‑promotion across tweets, lacking a clear focus.
- Overpromotion: Repeatedly advertises Discord, linktr.ee, and personal brand in multiple posts.
- Shallow content: Posts many short, non‑substantive memes such as "Banger" and "cannot agree more" without analysis.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson is known for her analytical mind, love of self‑improvement and willingness to voice blunt, unfiltered opinions, which mirrors WitAscend's focus on performance analysis and "dark unfiltered takes". The user writes "Success often lies in performance and team cohesion within the psychological realm — factors most teams overlook," showing a deep, Lisa‑like interest in psychology and team dynamics. Their criticism "People avoid deep analysis not because they lack the skill— but because they’re afraid of being wrong. Emotion > Logic." reflects Lisa’s habit of challenging the status quo and prioritising logic over sentiment. The repeated mantra "I will become the best version of myself..." and advice like "The healthiest way to climb in any moba … is to play not more than 6 matches per day." echo Lisa’s disciplined, self‑betterment attitude. Finally, the user’s blend of competitive ambition ("I’m waiting for the new competitive season to start because I’m hella bored") and occasional sarcasm ("Bruh, just get a new rig…") captures Lisa’s mix of seriousness and occasional teenage edge.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
Ascend's tweets show a preference for introversion (e.g., "I need a new genuine discord friend list since my current one is full of business related contacts or inactive people" and "I'm waiting for the new competitive season to start because I'm hella bored"), a focus on abstract concepts and future possibilities (e.g., "I expect that in the future we’ll see a fearless draft system combined with a banned champion pool for each competitive split" and "Success often lies in performance and team cohesion within the psychological realm"), a logical decision‑making style (e.g., "People avoid deep analysis not because they lack the skill— but because they’re afraid of being wrong" and "Focusing on the right thing doesn’t necessarily lead to the right result"), and a judging orientation evident in his structured goals and routines (e.g., "I'll start posting daily philosophical phrases to inspire growth" and "The healthiest way to climb in any moba ... is to play not more than 6 matches per day"). These traits align with the INTJ personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- Your left‑hand DPI is finally at 2000—maybe you could crank my heart's sensitivity up to 3400 and make it click every time you tweet.
- As a performance coach you could turn my love life into a highlight reel—just DM me on Discord for a quick VOD review.
- I may not be an LPL analyst yet, but I can draft a perfect date strategy that would make the Worlds finals jealous.
- You’re crushing MH Wilds at 110 FPS; how about we team up and hunt for a love story that runs at ultra‑smooth 240 FPS on my rig?
- Your passion for Cardfight Vanguard and custom skins shows you build the perfect deck—let’s create a ‘Heart Ascended’ skin that gives us a permanent chemistry buff.
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Ex‑HoK coach turned LPL analyst in training, left‑handed gamer who once swapped 3400 DPI for 2000 and still ranked up. Raw takes & coaching tips.– @WitAscend
Your signature cocktail
Left‑Handed Banger
The cocktail blends dark black vodka with a shot of espresso, echoing Ascend's 'dark unfiltered takes' and his tweet 'I'm waiting for the new competitive season to start because I'm hella bored.' The addition of Nordic aquavit pays homage to his Baltic heritage, as shown by his flag emojis 🇱🇹🇸🇪 and his pride in being a 'left‑handed beast.' Lime juice adds a sharp, acidic edge, mirroring his blunt, 'No apologies DM VOD Reviews' attitude and the tweet 'No apologies DM VOD Reviews |Left Handed Beast.' A dash of ginger liqueur brings a spicy kick, reflecting his 'Bruh, just get a new rig' and 'BANGER.' Together, the drink embodies his drive for performance and teamwork, echoed in his quote 'Success often lies in performance and team cohesion within the psychological realm — factors most teams overlook.'
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
The user consistently demonstrates a love for deep analysis and strategic insight, which aligns with Ravenclaw’s value of wisdom, as seen in the tweet 'Success often lies in performance and team cohesion within the psychological realm — factors most teams overlook. Understanding how these elements interconnect can lead to systematic victory.' They also criticize superficial thinking, noting 'People avoid deep analysis not because they lack the skill— but because they’re afraid of being wrong.' Their forward‑thinking ideas about game design, like proposing a 'fearless draft system combined with a banned champion pool for each competitive split,' show keen intellectual curiosity. Additionally, they share daily philosophical phrases to inspire growth, further underscoring a Ravenclaw mindset.
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Eye of the Tiger - Survivor
The drive to constantly improve and compete that @WitAscend shows – for example, 'I’m waiting for the new competitive season to start because I’m hella bored.' – mirrors the relentless focus of the 'Eye of the Tiger.' Their tweet 'Success often lies in performance and team cohesion within the psychological realm' reflects the song’s emphasis on mental toughness and preparation. The mantra 'Failure is not a definitive answer rethink, adapt and execute.' aligns with the lyric about never giving up, and the repeated 'We will ascend!' and 'Determination is a gift.' echo the song’s refrain about rising up and never giving up.
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