Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Socially-aware: Defends women and calls out sexism, e.g. “dude the reason why new zealand did so well in covid was because of her you sexist pig” and “You dont speak to women about how it feels to lie down on their breasts its common decency”.
- Politically-engaged: Shows interest in global politics and justice, supporting Palestine in bio and tweeting about leaders like “trumps gonna get visited by epsteins ghost like scrooge and marley” and criticism of Netanyahu in “i feel like 'rape netanyahu' is a completely normal sentence...”.
- Self-aware: Openly reflects on self-image and habits, e.g. “i hate being fat and chopped”, “i need to start exercising again but properly”, and joking about being called an incel in bio and “why does gen x know what incels are all of a sudden, first my mom jokes about me being one...”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Comfortable sharing strong emotions, like sadness and longing: “ww3 out here starting and im here listening to weezer and thinking about a girl who doesnt want me”, “fukkkkckk sad weezer fuckk”, and “Wait im actually really sad about this”.
- Playfully-humorous: Uses jokes and absurdity to entertain, such as “call me scott weiland the way my dick is a wicked garden”, “a radiohead fan, a radiohead fan, and a radiohead fan walk into a bar”, and the soyjak post “is my new soyjak forced”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile-language: Frequently uses aggressive or extreme phrasing, like “i will actually shoot my self if i ever end up with a partner who produces content like this”, “they shot him on site dawg”, and the violent wish in “that should happen to netanyahu”.
- Sexual-boundary-issues: Tweets about sexual topics in ways that can be off-putting, including “i wanna stick my pee pee in tatsumaki from fortnite”, “i wanna fuck teto”, and discussing lying on women’s breasts in a quoted context.
- Self-destructive-ideation: Makes repeated references to harm or hopelessness, e.g. “i will actually shoot my self if i ever end up with a partner who produces content like this”, “nutshell more like killing myself”, and “i wish the devil was real so i could sell my soul”.
- Problematic-humor: Uses edgy jokes that can be hurtful, like reclaiming slurs in “guys its ok he can reclaim retard”, harsh generalizations such as “teen girls are the most vicious people on earth”, and “i get that women are opressed but teenage girls are genuinely so awful.”.
- Unhealthy-relationship-views: Expresses unsafe or imbalanced desires, like “desperately want an older woman to groom me”, “lowk wanna get groomed by a hot older woman”, and idealizing a “motherly girlfriend” in “is it normal to want a motherly partner??? ... i just want a motherly girlfriend yk??”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, attention-seeking, and constantly balancing between edgy humor and genuine feeling. Like Bart, they lean into crude, chaotic jokes and horny teen-brain posting, e.g. “call me scott weiland the way my dick is a wicked garden”, “i wanna stick my pee pee in tatsumaki from fortnite”, and “desperately want an older woman to groom me”. They also show flashes of self-loathing and dramatic angst under the jokes, like “i hate being fat and chopped” and “nutshell more like killing myself”, which fits Bart’s insecure side. Their mix of political takes and mischief—supporting Palestine in their bio and tweeting things like “i feel like 'rape netanyahu' is a completely normal sentence”—echoes Bart’s rebellious, authority-hating streak. Finally, their fondness for pop culture, gaming, and trolling (e.g. “power went out while i was on my laptop and it felt like fnaf”) matches Bart’s media-soaked, prankster, terminally-online teen energy more than any other main Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: most posts are introspective, focused on inner feelings and niche interests (Weezer, DDLC, Monika) rather than describing parties or big social scenes, and they complain about people more than they seek them out, e.g. “misanthropy is so cool but talking to other misanthropes is so fuckinggg annoying like shut the fuck up” and “if youre stalking my twitter fucking stop”. They clearly favor Intuition (N) over Sensing, often speaking in metaphors, memes, and abstract takes rather than concrete details, like “misanthropy is so cool but talking to other misanthropes is so fuckinggg annoying” and their exaggerated political/ethical statements such as “i feel like 'rape netanyahu' is a completely normal sentence, rape is a digusting thing that ruins peoples lives. that should happen to netanyahu”, which show big-picture moral framing rather than practical focus. Their values and emotional reactions dominate, pointing to Feeling (F): they care about misogyny, Palestine, and respect for women (“misandry is bad but misogyny is a bigger problem”, “You dont speak to women about how it feels to lie down on their breasts its common decency”) and often frame things in terms of hurt, sadness, and longing (“ww3 out here starting and im here listening to weezer and thinking about a girl who doesnt want me”). Finally, they appear strongly Perceiving (P) rather than Judging: their timeline is impulsive, emotionally reactive, and unstructured, with spontaneous desires like “i want drugs i want drugs”, “desperately want an older woman to groom me”, and self-deprecating body/health comments (“i ate 4 tesapoons of milk power the milk powder is making my stomach bubble”) instead of plans or systems. Taken together—introspective, idealistic, emotionally intense, values-driven, and unstructured—INFP best fits their online persona.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Liam Gallagher ever replies to you, can you introduce me as the person who helped you warm up by practicing flirting on Twitter first?
- You grieving Sayori longer than she grieved her husband is crazy, because I’m over here grieving the fact that I’m not the one comforting you after every DDLC route.
- You said teen girls are the most vicious people on earth, but honestly, I’d survive the teen girl table, the radfems, and the Radiohead fans if it meant I got to sit next to you at lunch.
- You want a motherly partner, a sad Weezer phase, and a rockstar dream—lucky for you, I give good hugs, know all the lyrics to ‘Pink Triangle,’ and would absolutely stand in the front row for your first gig.
- If you can eat four teaspoons of milk powder while lactose intolerant and still tweet through the stomach pain, I trust you’re brave enough to go on a chaotic little date with me.
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Your new Twitter bio
NZ kid in Robloxia, powered by Weezer, DDLC & too much milk powder. Once ate 4 teaspoons at 2am and live‑tweeted the stomach ache.– @witchesbrewboy
Your signature cocktail
The Sad Weezer Rockstar (Monika Edition)
This drink starts with New Zealand white rum as a nod to their bio and patriotic bursts like “NZZZ RAHHHHHH” and their defense of NZ’s COVID response in “dude the reason why new zealand did so well in covid was because of her you sexist pig”. Sour green apple liqueur captures their sharp, sometimes self-loathing humor and angst, like “i hate being fat and chopped” and “nutshell more like killing myself”. Blood orange soda brings fizzy, chaotic energy for their dream of being a rockstar or Twitter-famous (“my dream is to either be a rockstar or to build a sizeable enough twitter presence…”) and their melodramatic phases like “fuuuuuck...,k my sad weezer phase is coming back”. Blackberry syrup adds a dark sweetness for the romantic/obsessive streak seen in “desperately want an older woman to groom me”, their love for their girlfriend in “I LOVE MY GF”, and their Monika fixation in “still waiting for #monika”. A dash of smoked sea salt finishes it off with bitterness and edge, representing their misanthropic yet politically spiky takes like “misanthropy is so cool but talking to other misanthropes is so fuckinggg annoying” and “i feel like 'rape netanyahu' is a completely normal sentence”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show a consistent pattern of bluntly standing up for their beliefs, even when it’s confrontational or socially risky, which fits Gryffindor’s brash moral courage. For example, they openly call someone a “sexist pig” while defending New Zealand’s covid leadership in “dude the reason why new zealand did so well in covid was because of her you sexist pig”, and they make an extremely provocative political statement about Netanyahu in “i feel like 'rape netanyahu' is a completely normal sentence… that should happen to netanyahu” despite obvious backlash potential. They also repeatedly express a kind of reckless emotional extremity, like threatening self-harm over ending up with the wrong partner in “I will actually shoot my self if i ever end up with a partner who produces content like this” and dramatic self-loathing in “i hate being fat and chopped”, which reflects impulsive, feeling-first behavior. Their willingness to joke about intense topics like grooming (e.g. “desperately want an older woman to groom me”) and drugs (“i want drugs i want drugs”) shows a pattern of boundary-pushing boldness rather than calculated self-preservation. While they are witty and introspective at times, the overall tone is hot-headed, values-driven, and confrontational—classic Gryffindor energy more than the strategic restraint of Slytherin or the detached analysis of Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
No One Else - Weezer
A song that best suits them is “No One Else” by Weezer. They explicitly reference a “sad weezer phase” in tweets like “fukkkkckk sad weezer fuckk” and “fuuuuuck...,k my sad weezer phase is coming back it always happens”, showing a strong emotional connection to that band’s particular brand of insecure, self-aware angst. The song’s lyrics about jealousy, insecurity, and wanting intense devotion mirror tweets where they crave affection and validation, like “desperately want an older woman to groom me” and “is it normal to want a motherly partner??? like i dont have mommy issues but i just want a motherly girlfriend yk??”. Their self-deprecating humor and loneliness in posts such as “i hate being fat and chopped” and “ww3 out here starting and im here listening to weezer and thinking about a girl who doesnt want me” strongly echo the song’s mix of vulnerability and awkward possessiveness. Overall, No One Else captures their blend of ironic posting, genuine romantic longing, and very Weezer-coded self-loathing.
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