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This user most closely matches Homer Simpson: chaotic, impulsive, oddly sweet, and constantly bouncing between dumb jokes and surprising sincerity. Like Homer oversharing about his body and habits, they casually tweet things like “Just washed my belly button. Feeling #Clean!” and “I’m poopin”. Their loud, crude humor and fixation on food, drink, and bodily functions echo Homer’s vibe, from “Dream valentines day date: we kiss and drink till we can’t stand” to “Tastes good on the bun, yes it does!”. At the same time, there’s self-deprecating softness and a desire for affection and validation, like “Be my friend guys” and “Sometime i wonder why he still likes me”, which parallels Homer’s insecure but loving side. Their random, half-baked philosophical questions such as “Why dont we all just drink the water AI is trying to use so it has no water to fuck up” also feel exactly like Homer’s drunk, conspiratorial rambling.

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They lean Extrovert: they constantly seek interaction, attention, and new connections, e.g. asking for more mutuals in “Can i have more moots can you share this i like music and xbox and money and ween and stuff pls moot me hi” and openly narrating bodily functions in “I’m poopin”, which suggests minimal concern for privacy and high social energy. Their humor and interests show strong Intuition over Sensing, as they spin surreal, abstract ideas like “The beatles are all alien lizards ran by the government and they all have evil monkeys writing their songs for them in big factories in Australia” and meta-joke about language in “What ingredients are in a hyperbole” rather than focusing on concrete facts. They appear more Feeling than Thinking, driven by values and emotional reactions (e.g. passionate moral stance in “Okay oomf was a isreal supporter FUCK ISREAL FUCK ISREAL FUUUUCKKK IT” and sensitivity about authenticity in “I hate you performative fucks”), and they show affection and insecurity about relationships in “Sometime i wonder why he still likes me”. Finally, their life appears very Perceiving: they’re messy, improvisational, and impulsive—celebrating randomness in “I just wrote this song you gotta listen eb| BbI Bb| Gb| 9 11 11b13 13r11 Db |11 Ab| Eb| 12 11s12 7 11 11 13 13 14”, joking about reckless health choices in “If i got told i have 3 months to live i’m chain smoking as fast as i can to beat the 3 months”, and generally reacting in the moment rather than planning ahead, which aligns strongly with ENFP’s spontaneous, chaotic, and expressive style.

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Once ripped my pants on stage and still finished the song. Music nerd, belly-button hygiene advocate, part-time hater of bad commercials. He/him.– @witeoutsniffer

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This drink is loud, messy, and proudly chaotic—like turning every intrusive thought into a tweet. The high-proof whiskey channels their strong, slightly unhinged confidence from lines like “Shout out fucking me i’m the best” and “Yeah i’m hot i’m sexy”. The coffee liqueur is the dark humor and late-night brain rot behind thoughts like “The beatles are all alien lizards ran by the government” and “I got away with murder Or did i you won’t know hahahahahhaha please don’t tell”. Cherry soda brings the goofy, candy-colored queer chaos from “Location: Homo Rainbow” and thirsty posts like “Dream valentines day date: we kiss and drink till we can’t stand”. The sour citrus is their sharp, slightly bitter edge calling out people and institutions in “I hate you performative fucks” and “Okay oomf was a isreal supporter FUCK ISREAL FUCK ISREAL FUUUUCKKK IT”. Finally, a dash of chocolate bitters nods to the running ‘brown’ and questionable-body-horror jokes like “Everything is turning brown”, “I found this tape i think i’ll just throw it out it sounds like brown shit.”, and the unforgettable “I’m poopin”, giving the cocktail a weirdly addictive depth.

Your Hogwarts House
This user leans strongest toward Gryffindor because of their impulsive boldness, willingness to say exactly what they think, and readiness to plant a flag on controversial ground. They casually make over-the-top, almost performative-confession jokes like “I got away with murder Or did i you won’t know hahahahahhaha please don’t tell” and physically reckless claims like “Farting on pillows to give yourself pinkeye doesn’t work. I tried it many times on myself and tested.”, which signal a comfort with risk and spectacle rather than caution. They also openly take strong positions on politics and identity, e.g. “Okay oomf was a isreal supporter FUCK ISREAL FUCK ISREAL FUUUUCKKK IT” and calling out homophobia in fan communities in “Some tyler the creator fans will be the most homophobic people you’ll meet and then they’ll say their favorite album is igor”, which shows a confrontational, values-driven streak typical of Gryffindor. Their self-mythologizing confidence in posts like “Shout out fucking me i’m the best” and “hero of my own story” energy in “Once i showed my barber a picture of myself Thats how great i am” fit Gryffindor’s dramatic ego more than quiet Hufflepuff or cerebral Ravenclaw traits. While they have wit and creativity, the dominant pattern is loud, impulsive bravado and a readiness to stand loudly for their beliefs, which is quintessentially Gryffindor.

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Their whole vibe is chaotic, irreverent, and deeply online in a way that fits the rebellious, sarcastic energy of Teenagers. They joke constantly about bodily stuff and dark humor, like “Farting on pillows to give yourself pinkeye doesn’t work. I tried it many times on myself and tested.” and “I got away with murder Or did i you won’t know hahahahahhaha please don’t tell”, echoing the song’s mix of menace and comedy. Their music taste also leans heavily into mid‑2000s alt/emo—calling out Panic! at the Disco and Fall Out Boy and saying “This but i skip teenagers on my black parade vinyl”, which shows they know and engage with the song specifically. The way they both self‑drag and flex, like “If god is real i got a bone to pick with him cause why’d he make me look like this” and “Shout out fucking me i’m the best”, fits the song’s mix of insecurity and defiant attitude. Overall, Teenagers captures their combination of humor, angst, and loud anti‑normie energy.

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