Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Social Justice Advocate: Cait consistently speaks out against government violence and systemic issues, notably criticizing “ICE murdering a queer woman”.
- Creative Writer: She actively writes fan fiction and dialogue for characters, such as her “Rumi and Mira” scenarios.
- Supportive Friend: She expresses deep gratitude for her friends, specifically mentioning a “great friend from Russia” who cares for her.
- Art Appreciation: Cait defends human artists over automation, stating “AI could only dream of achieving the raw artistry” of manual pieces.
- Passionate Fan: She displays intense dedication to her interests, describing herself as a “Billie Eilish fangirl” and frequent gamer.
Weaknesses:
- Abrasive Language: She often uses aggressive profanity and insults when disagreeing with others, such as “what the fuck do you think”.
- Generalizing Hostility: She expresses broad disdain for entire groups, once suggesting the “purging” of America due to a TikTok video.
- Conspiratorial Thinking: She makes extreme, unverified claims about political leaders, asserting the “country is run by pedophiles”.
- Gatekeeping Tendencies: She becomes frustrated with others' interpretations of fictional characters' sexualities, telling people to “shut up now”.
- Short Temper: She admits to being “annoyed” by minor inconveniences in games, leading her to repeatedly target other players.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Cait mirrors Lisa Simpson through her strong political convictions and her identity as a principled, counter-culture intellectual who isn't afraid to challenge authority. Like Lisa, she is deeply outspoken about social justice and government ethics, frequently tweeting sentiments like “ACAB. Republicans are fascists. Period.” or “Law enforcement is supposed to protect and serve the people”. Cait also shares Lisa’s passion for niche fandoms and creative writing, even noting her frustration with those who misinterpret her favorite queer characters: “do we really have to spell out which sapphic characters are specifically lesbians????”. Ultimately, both the user and the character possess a sharp, often cynical wit used to critique the world around them, exemplified by her stance that “AI images are theft”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Cait demonstrates Introversion (I) through her focus on internal 'yearning,' solitary gaming, and her admission that social apps like Bluesky lack 'the sauce' compared to her personal interests. Her Intuition (N) is evident in her creative headcanons and fanfiction writing, such as her detailed “Rumi freaking out” scenario. She is a clear Feeling (F) type, prioritizing personal values and emotional authenticity, often reacting strongly to perceived injustices like “government employees who are currently being defended” after killing civilians. Finally, her Perceiving (P) nature shows in her spontaneous gaming habits and self-described 'slow' productivity, noting “I keep not updating, my bad i get block sometimes” regarding her creative work.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a high-tier mod? Because I promise I’ll never lock my heart behind a paywall—I’m fully open-source for you.
- Forget the Dykesquad, I’m just trying to be the Rumi to your Mira so we can practice our ‘dance moves’ until we both lose our contacts.
- Are you a Valve developer? Because you’ve had me in a closed beta for months and I’m dreading the day you finally release me into the wild.
- I’m not saying I’m a pathetic yearner, but I’d definitely pull a U-Haul lesbian move if it meant being the person you’re always thinking about (besides burgers).
- You can stop sniping that little guy in your games—I’m already down, and I promise I won’t cancel your flight if you take me out tonight.
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Trans lesbian and gamer. From Valve’s Deadlock to the ‘dykesquad’ in 2XKO, I’m here for the yuri and the wins. Once headshot my friend during our first Helldivers run.– @WitherAway129
Your signature cocktail
The U-Haul Yearner
This vibrant, experimental cocktail captures Cait’s identity as a trans woman who loves being a lesbian, summarized by her admission: “Im such a pathetic yearner omfl”. The neon pink gin matches her aesthetic, while the spicy ginger beer reflects her sharp political edge, often declaring “ACAB. Republicans are fascists. Period.” to anyone listening. The bittersweet Campari represents her frustration with modern gaming, especially when she’s “dreading the day it hits release and is flooded with shitty microtransactions”. Finally, the drink is served over crushed ice to cool her down after a “five minute matchmaking ban” from Dead by Daylight.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Cait embodies the bold, confrontational spirit of a Gryffindor, consistently choosing to stand up for her social and political beliefs regardless of the friction it causes. She exhibits the classic house trait of being a vocal defender of justice, as seen when she declares “ACAB. Republicans are fascists. Period.” or calls out institutional corruption with “ARREST HIS ASS”. Her impulsiveness and willingness to use sharp, biting humor to challenge authority are evident when she mocks political figures or tells a detractor to “catch” a metaphoric brick. Ultimately, her fierce loyalty to her community and her habit of “shitting on” what she perceives as evil reflects the chivalrous—if hot-headed—nature of a true Lion.
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Your song
Girls - Girl in Red
Cait’s profile is defined by her identity as a trans woman and her intense love for women, making the quintessential sapphic anthem Girls a perfect fit. She explicitly documents her journey, stating, “Yeah i transitioned and converted to being gay. Love being a lesbian, women are so pretty”. Her feed is a constant stream of 'yearning' and 'yuri' content, often expressing attraction to game characters like Mira, of whom she says, “god i wish she would pin me to the wall”. She embraces lesbian culture fully, even joking about her own romantic intensity by saying, “I understand the uhaul lesbian thing now Im such a pathetic yearner omfl”. Ultimately, her unapologetic stance that “men are cringe and women are based” mirrors the song's celebratory focus on female attraction.
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