withoutknife
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Practical: He 'зробив (не сам) карту укриттів в м. Києві', which shows he turns concern into concrete help rather than only commentary.
- Witty: Lines like 'Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know if you'll get чвяк хуяк or кхекхекхе' show a quick, playful sense of humor that runs through his feed.
- Politically engaged: Frequent posts about Russia, Ukraine, and leaders — e.g. 'путін pootin poutine' and defense of Ukrainian narratives — show active civic interest.
- Observant: He notices details at events — 'з іноземних прапорів бачив лише литовські, латвійський і два грузинських' — and reports them to his audience.
- Culturally literate: References to Oscars, Bloodborne, song links and map spreadsheets indicate broad cultural curiosity and technical comfort.
Weaknesses:
- Abrasive tone: Frequent profanity and lines like 'завалюю їбало далі' can alienate more delicate audiences.
- Cynical streak: Mocking politicians and platforms ('тепер закономірно зменшувати користування твіттером... маск геній') can come off as defeatist rather than constructive.
- Insider humor: Repetitive in‑jokes like 'я є на скай' or niche references may be opaque to newcomers and limit reach.
- Occasional flippancy: Lighthearted lines during serious contexts (e.g. war-related posts mixed with jokes) risk being misread as insensitive.
- Selective engagement: He curates attention ('scrolling intensifies', 'тепер закономірно зменшувати користування твіттером') and may drop topics quickly, which can frustrate long-term collaborators.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Bart best matches his mischief, irreverence and knack for short, sharp zingers: the repeated running joke 'я є на скай' and profanity-laced micro‑dispatches fit Bart's prankster, anti‑authority spirit. Like Bart, he pokes at institutions, delights in sarcasm, and uses humor as protest rather than polish.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
ENTP fits: he is argumentative and playful with ideas (debating platforms and leaders: 'тепер закономірно зменшувати користування твіттером... маск геній'), inventive and improvisational in humor ('я є на скай' as a recurring riff), and oriented toward possibility and critique rather than strict plans. Evidence: Extraverted style in broadcasting and engaging the public ('scrolling intensifies', many replies and event posts); Intuitive curiosity in cultural mashups and references (Oscars, Bloodborne, songs); Thinking preference in blunt political critiques ('«байден великий презимдент» тупо містер лох'); Perceiving flexibility in shifting topics and keeping tone loose ('піду потрогаю траву', 'scrolling intensifies'). Together these traits map neatly to ENTP's playful contrarianism and civic tinkering.
Some pickup lines for you
- 'You made a shelters map for Kyiv? Cute — now map out the quickest way to my heart.'
- 'If loving your sarcasm was a fundraiser, I'd donate — and yes, I'll even feed the cats after.'
- 'Wanna co-op? I can be the controller to your Bloodborne 2 hype squad; afterwards we can 'піду потрогаю траву' together.'
- 'You say 'я є на скай' so often I'm starting to think that's your hotspot — mind if I connect?'
- 'They say 'single origin organic development', I say single origin: you + me. Wine not?'
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Ukraine-based civic tinkerer & sarcastic observer — maps shelters, mocks hypocrisy, collects flags and jokes. Loves dark memes, film & games (yes, Bloodborne 2). Here to feed the cats, touch grass, and make useful chaos.– @withoutknife
Your signature cocktail
The Shelter Map
The 'Shelter Map' is practical, sharp and a little regional: vodka for local grounding, lemon for the biting sarcasm he wields, blackcurrant to nod to Lithuania/Latvia/Georgia flags he notices, and dill as a small, earthy Ukrainian touch — like his 'піду потрогаю траву' line. It tastes like someone who builds things, not just tweets about them.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
I'd place him in Gryffindor because his feed mixes boldness in action with confrontational humor: he helped make a shelters map ('зробив (не сам) карту укриттів в м. Києві'), which is the sort of public‑spirited bravery Gryffindors show. He is blunt and unafraid of calling out power or absurdity (for example, mocking leaders and trolls), and he stands with Ukraine in visible ways rather than staying neutral. His language is direct and sometimes combative ('завалюю їбало далі'), which reads as fearless more than cautious.
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Sunday Bloody Sunday - U2
The protest tone and bittersweet anger of 'Sunday Bloody Sunday' fits his mix of sorrow and defiance — he writes about loss and endurance ('загалом тужливо звичайно, але він встиг зробити багато') while mocking violence and absurd leaders, which mirrors the song's insistence on calling out political violence without losing heart.
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