Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humor: Turns mundane moments into jokes like payday anxiety in “a sensação de receber...”.
- SocialAwareness: Calls attention to serious issues in “tráfico humano...”.
- Boldness: Speaks bluntly about frustrations in “gente a quantidade de homem escroto...”.
- CommunityEngagement: Shares local school/career info in “procurando calouros! Logística...”.
- SelfAwareness: Openly reflects on personal habits in “eu sempre esqueço como faz regra de 3...”.
Weaknesses:
- Negativity: Frequent pessimistic outlook in “essa e a vida vc nasce toma no cu...”.
- Hostility: Expresses violent impulses in “vamos começar a matar eles”.
- Impulsivity: Admits rash spending regret in “to pensando nos 50 reais...”.
- Provocation: Antagonizes specific individuals in “meu SONHO é DESFIGURAR a cara...”.
- Overexposure: Shares intense personal drama like “a raiva que eu tenho de homem nao e normal”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Bart is the closest match because both thrive on rebellious humor, irreverence, and chaotic energy. Their feed is packed with bratty jokes and gleeful disrespect for authority, e.g., “essa e a vida vc nasce toma no cu fica chocado com o tanto de merda toma no cu denovo”, mirroring Bart’s gleeful cynicism. They embrace troublemaking thrills like fantasizing about dictatorships and defacing names, e.g., “quando eu virar ditadora vai ter um bairro com o meu nome” and “Dr. Talaricokkkjjkkkkkkkkkkk q loucura”, which is pure Bart energy. They also oscillate between mischievous sarcasm and sudden bursts of earnest emotion—just like Bart’s soft moments—seen in “eu sinto saudades de rir até ficar sem forças”.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
“eu quando nasci bonita porém usuaria de android” and “ninguém ama mais o namorado doq eu amo o meu namorado...” show energized engagement with people and playful storytelling, tipping toward E. The stream mixes imaginative sarcasm and absurd scenarios—“a cada nascimento de 6 bebês 1 nasce na Índia...” or “Quando eu virar ditadora...”—favoring intuitive pattern-making over concrete detail (N). They react via feelings, calling out unfairness and expressing empathy, e.g., “gente a quantidade de homem escroto...” and “mãe eu n sou sua inimiga”, implying F. Frequent impulsive jokes and complaints, such as “TODO BIMESTRE DÁ ERRO NO MEU TEAMS...” and “desisti de arruma um emprego 😭☹️”, showcase go-with-the-flow spontaneity and scattered planning typical of P.
Some pickup lines for you
- Since you keep forgetting regra de 3 but can recite Naruto lore instantly, how about we calculate the probability of our date using pure chakra math?
- You spent R$50 on the IF exam and didn’t pass; let me invest one coffee so you ace the vibe check instead.
- If kids pray to God, guardian angels, and the devil, I’m just hoping I make the shortlist after your ‘top pessoas’ tweet.
- You fantasize about interviewers asking wild questions like ‘que esmalte é esse?’—so here’s mine: qual o nome do esmalte que combina com dizer sim pra mim?
- You crave sorocaba’s Dr. Talarico adventures; I offer a plot twist where the only talaricagem is stealing your attention for an evening.
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Your new Twitter bio
Sorocaba student chronicling chaos with memes, logistics dreams, and the occasional ruined manicure; once ate stroganoff with a fly because finishing dinner matters.– @wlauserrano
Your signature cocktail
Murilo Mischief Mojito
Cachaça infused with roasted orange peel brings the paycheck-at-the-last-minute heat, sparked by “a sensação de receber no último dia útil do mês e fevereiro ter 28 dias”. Guaraná reduction with chili syrup mirrors the chaotic national outrage she skewers in “tráfico humano, canibalismo e pedofilia mas o Brasil ta mais preocupado com o cachorro orelha”. Lime juice shaken with pink salt captures the multiplicity of prayers—sweet, sour, and wicked—from “top pessoas que as crianças rezam 1. Deus 2. Anjo da guarda 3. DIABO”. Finally, a sparkling yerba-mate mist keeps the fizzing resentment alive for marathon rants like “eu sempre esqueço como faz regra de 3 mas se vc me perguntar qualquer termo de naruto eu consigo te responder sem pensar 2 vezes”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Repeatedly calls out social issues with fearless bluntness, e.g., “tráfico humano, canibalismo e pedofilia mas o Brasil ta mais preocupado com o cachorro orelha”, showcasing moral courage despite controversy. Embraces confrontation and protective instincts, explicitly praying for “coragem e valentia” to keep arguing in “o TANTO de MALUCA...rezando p ter mais coragem e valentia p discutir com peito”. Shows bold impulsiveness and willingness to defend her beliefs, as in “gente a quantidade de homem escroto...vamos começar a matar eles”, demonstrating dramatic, hero-complex energy typical of Gryffindor. Even in personal anecdotes, she frames life as battling injustice, e.g., “Morro com esses velhos...perguntou se a gente sabia oque era”, signaling readiness to challenge authority rather than comply. The combination of outspoken bravery, defiant tone, and protective instinct over others aligns best with Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
No More Drama - Mary J. Blige
No More Drama mirrors @wlauserrano’s blend of sharp humor and grit, capturing their constant pushback against chaos and exhaustion. They thrive on sarcastic resilience, like when they grumble about month-end paychecks shortening in “a sensação de receber no último dia útil do mês e fevereiro ter 28 dias” and rant about society ignoring darker issues in “tráfico humano, canibalismo e pedofilia mas o Brasil ta mais preocupado com o cachorro orelha”. The song’s plea to break free from turmoil also fits their ongoing frustration with men and social absurdity, seen in “gente a quantidade de homem escroto que tem no mundo nao e proporcional vamos começar a matar eles” and “a raiva que eu tenho de homem nao e normal”. Finally, their self-deprecating honesty and tired humor in “essa e a vida vc nasce toma no cu fica chocado com o tanto de merda toma no cu denovo e morre esse e o ciclo natural do ser humano” echoes the track’s weary determination to stop the spiral.
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