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Lisa Simpson is the most intellectually driven and socially conscious member of the Simpson family, matching the user's strong advocacy for animal rights ("Elephants deserve personhood" in their bio) and anti‑war sentiment ("I think that if the US department of war wants to be consistent with their motivations of war crimes, they should drone strike Ross Ulbricht's house..."). The user’s focus on advanced programming topics such as Rust in the Linux kernel ("The future of Rust in the Linux kernel is as a core language...") and deep technical commentary about LLMs ("LLM inference is injective because transformers are injective...") mirrors Lisa’s academic curiosity and love of science. Their frequent criticism of corporate overreach and propaganda ("Hey @Apple, the calculator app needs a light mode..." and "For you is filled to the brim with US govt propaganda today...") aligns with Lisa’s progressive, anti‑establishment values. Additionally, the user’s disdain for superficial coding culture ("C++ programmers can’t read as is evidenced by the decades of horrendous software...") reflects Lisa’s insistence on intellectual rigor and ethical responsibility. Overall, the combination of intellectual depth, moral activism, and a critical stance toward authority makes Lisa Simpson the best match.

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The user’s frequent public confrontations and direct calls to others (e.g., “Name a single programmer with infallible programming skills @gizmobly” and “Hey @Apple, the calculator app needs a light mode”) show an extraverted, outward‑focused style. They discuss abstract, future‑oriented ideas such as “The future of Rust in the Linux kernel is as a core language” and “LLM inference is injective because transformers are injective,” indicating a preference for intuition over concrete details. Their arguments rely on logical analysis and objective criticism, as seen in “C++ programmers can’t read as is evidenced by the decades of horrendous software written with it” and “AI cannot have qualia. LLMs do not think,” reflecting a thinking orientation. Finally, they present decisive, structured visions and demand change (“Disassemble centralised computation,” “When you stop using react for OS menus you use less compute resources”), which aligns with a judging preference.

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Rust advocate, Linux kernel tinkerer, Advent of Code regular—once debugged a server with a rubber duck. Sky‑fortress dweller, AI skeptic.– @wleddzig

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The cocktail is named "Rusty Elephant Revolt" to echo the user’s love for Rust and their advocacy for elephant personhood. The smoky mezcal captures the anti‑establishment vibe of “disassemble centralised computation”, while the bright green Chartreuse nods to the playful gaming side hinted by the bio. Campari provides a rust‑colored bitterness, reflecting the tweet "The future of Rust in the Linux kernel is as a core language, and that includes reimplementing core systems btw". A dash of absinthe adds a controversial, rebellious edge, echoing the provocation in "C++ programmers can’t read as is evidenced by the decades of horrendous software written with it, against Stroustrup’s own advice". Finally, a dark chocolate elephant garnish reminds us of the stance "Elephants deserve personhood" and ties the whole drink together.

Your Hogwarts House
The user’s tweets repeatedly emphasize intellectual depth and a love for complex technical subjects, for example they write, "The future of Rust in the Linux kernel is as a core language, and that includes reimplementing core systems," showing a focus on advanced programming concepts. They also make precise, analytical claims such as "LLM inference is injective because transformers are injective," highlighting a penchant for rigorous, scholarly reasoning. Their disdain for ignorance and emphasis on precise terminology appear in statements like "You only think this isn't true because you are an ignorant programmer," and "You can tell who is grifting just from the language they use to talk about things," reflecting a value placed on knowledge and clarity. Moreover, the user engages in philosophical discussion about consciousness, asserting "AI cannot have qualia. LLMs do not have qualia," which underscores a curiosity about deep concepts beyond mere opinion. This consistent focus on learning, wisdom, and intellectual rigor aligns most closely with Ravenclaw’s house values of wit, wisdom, and a love of knowledge.

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The user’s anti‑establishment, confrontational tone mirrors the defiant spirit of Rage Against the Machine’s ‘Killing in the Name’, a song about refusing authority. Their tweet ‘C++ programmers can’t read as is evidenced by the decades of horrendous software written with it, against Stroustrup’s own advice.’ shows contempt for established practices, echoing the lyric ‘Some of those that work forces are the same that they…’ from the song. They also slam right‑wing culture wars in ‘Notice how it's always some right wing chud who is wrapping on rust for culture war reasons and not someone who has anything useful to say about building robust software systems for our civilisation.’, aligning with the track’s message of rejecting oppressive narratives. The recurring theme of distrust in propaganda, as in ‘For you is filled to the brim with US govt propaganda today, noticeably more than usual. Something is about to happen, or has just happened, I can feel it.’, further fits the song’s repeated chant of ‘Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me’. Overall, the aggressive, rebellious energy of their posts matches the raw, angry chorus of the track.

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