Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate Fan: Shows deep emotional investment in media and characters, e.g. “something about me getting attached to fictional characters like they're my family or something” and repeated love for Tamsy, Nami, Avdol, Usagi.
- Socially Aware: Critiques misogyny and heteronormativity, e.g. “ppl trying to deny that male mangakas are not misogynistic…” and “there should be no 'default' sexuality because that ideology alone opposes diversity in sexual orientation”.
- Humor-Driven: Uses exaggerated, vivid humor and memes like “gonna breakdance and do a 360° on it” and self-deprecating posts such as “i keep forgetting to turn off the camera flash… fucking embarrassing”.
- Creative Imagination: Invents scenarios and AUs, e.g. projecting cramps onto characters “projecting my period cramps onto tamsy caines” and wanting a “nami x gachiakuta au PLEASEEE”.
- Affectionate Friend: Shows warmth toward mutuals, e.g. “goodnight oomfies”, “me with yall here”, and celebrating MyXAnniversary with followers.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh Expression: Uses aggressive or dismissive language, e.g. “'hi i'm a misogynistic loser and this is my favorite mods'” and “it's just unnatural to me and it's against my religion” about cis men.
- Explicit Sexuality: Often uses very graphic sexual imagery, e.g. “squeezing her strap with my vagina muscles like i'm an omega in heat…” and repeated “no lube, no protection” tweets.
- Self-Neglect: Mentions skipping basic care, e.g. “i forgot to eat actual meals and only eats snacks” and “skipping ritalin bcs im lazy to cut the pills in half”.
- Heterophobia Tone: Frames dislike of cishets strongly, e.g. “me with **** but if i say it to cishets they're jinjja gonna kill me” and “maybe im just heterophobic”.
- Emotion Overload: Frequently overwhelmed by feelings (cramps, periods, media events), e.g. “ofc my period just had to start today… my body feels so fucking horrible” and intense reactions like “IM FUCKJNG CRYING”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, but as if Lisa grew up very online and extremely unfiltered. Like Lisa, they’re politically and socially aware and willing to call things out, for example criticizing creators and systems in tweets like “ppl trying to deny that male mangakas are not misogynistic… oda, gege and araki are all misogynistic from the way they write women” and “there should be no 'default' sexuality because that ideology alone opposes diversity in sexual orientation”. They’re also very emotionally attached to media and found family themes, similar to Lisa’s intense attachments, shown in “something about me getting attached to fictional characters like they're my family or something” and “most of the time it's found family but idc much about it bcs luffy's my real family that's my brother and his brother is also my brother”. Their strong queer identity and clear lesbian orientation, as in “sitting at 5 because im lesbian and greedy”, map well onto the often-fan-imagined adult, queer Lisa who grows into radical, principled politics. At the same time, the chaotic horny posting like “no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat…” feels like Lisa’s intensity turned up to 100 in an adult, shitpost era rather than the restrained version we see on the show.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): although very expressive online, their focus is on inner experiences (cramps, periods, parasocial bonds, niche fandoms) rather than real-life socializing, and they talk about getting attached to fictional characters like family in “something about me getting attached to fictional characters like they're my family or something”, which is a very inward, fantasy-heavy orientation. They are clearly iNtuitive (N): they constantly spin concepts and AUs (e.g. “i need a nami x gachiakuta au PLEASEEE”) and interpret media through big-picture ideas like misogyny and found family instead of focusing on concrete details, as in “most of the time it's found family but idc much about it bcs luffy's my real family...”. Their values-first, emotionally charged takes point to Feeling (F): they frame things in terms of morality and personal hurt (e.g. “ppl trying to deny that male mangakas are not misogynistic…” and “there should be no 'default' sexuality because that ideology alone opposes diversity in sexual orientation”), and they react viscerally with crying and heartbroken language. They seem more Perceiving (P) than J: they describe forgetting meals and meds in “i forgot to eat actual meals and only eats snacks” and “skipping ritalin bcs im lazy to cut the pills in half and then gets exhausted easily”, suggesting a spontaneous, less structured lifestyle. Overall, a passionate, fandom-driven, values-oriented inner world with strong imagination and loose day-to-day structure aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep asking which seat to sit in, but between all those 2/5/7 debates… don’t you think the real answer is sitting on a Stardust Crusader date with me, ranting about how Oda writes women?
- You said you’re ‘sitting at 5 because you’re lesbian and greedy’—wanna get greedy together and split a smashed burger and your homemade scones while we complain about cishets and praise Robin like the queens we are?
- You project your period cramps onto Tamsy Caines, but if you ever need someone to make you okonomiyaki and matcha when it hurts, I promise I’ll treat you with more care than Garp ever gave his grandkids.
- You forgetting to turn off your camera flash in public is so endearingly embarrassing… how about next time we go out, I’ll distract everyone by infodumping about JJBA and Gachiakuta so they won’t notice the flash—or the fact I can’t stop taking pictures of you.
- You said ‘there should be no default sexuality’—so how about we set a new default: one (1) androgynous lesbian date night, some #maemaeeats, a little yuri rec list, and you explaining to me why Avdol is your babygirl while I fall for you instead.
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Your new Twitter bio
21 • he/they • lesbian. Draws sad men & jacked women, survives on snacks & scones, cries over anime like they’re legal documents.– @wlwalucard
Your signature cocktail
The Omega Navigator Heatwave
This cocktail is strong and a little unhinged on purpose, matching their feral lesbian, fandom-brainrot energy and lines like “squeezing her strap with my vagina muscles like i'm an omega in heat…”. The overproof dark rum infused with matcha nods to them craving and making specific foods and drinks, from “i'm craving for krabby patty” to mourning a broken whisk in “my baby nephew still find it idk how and broke it… just when i was about to make some too.”. Blood orange juice brings drama and angst, reflecting their attachment to hurt/comfort and pain projection like “projecting my period cramps onto tamsy caines” and “i shall projecting my pain towards tamsy caines and draw him getting period cramps” in another tweet. Rosé vermouth adds a queer, slightly elegant softness for their romantic, sapphic side in “sitting at 5 because im lesbian and greedy😍😍” and thirsting over buff women like “i need lesbian sex with her so bad”. The spiced chili-honey syrup is there for their sharp opinions and zero-tolerance for misogyny and cishet nonsense, as seen in “ppl trying to deny that male mangakas are not misogynistic…” and “realizing that some of my oomfs are c!s m*n😢😢😢 no hate it's just unnatural to me and it's against my religion”. Finally, sparkling yuzu soda keeps it bright, chaotic, and hopeful, like their found-family obsession in “the whole crew really takes good care of her that's her family😭😭❤️🩹” and their general tendency to turn even pain into something loud, sparkling, and strangely uplifting.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows a classic Gryffindor tendency to loudly stand up for their beliefs, especially around gender, sexuality, and misogyny. They call out systemic ideas head‑on, e.g. critiquing heteronormativity in “there should be no 'default' sexuality because that ideology alone opposes diversity in sexual orientation” and bluntly labeling certain mod choices as misogynistic in “'hi i'm a misogynistic loser and this is my favorite mods'”. Their rhetoric is bold and confrontational toward men and cishets, like “realizing that some of my oomfs are c!s m*n😢😢😢 no hate it's just unnatural to me and it's against my religion”, which reflects Gryffindor-style moral certitude and willingness to be disliked. They also display emotional intensity and a protective, ride-or-die attachment to fictional "family," as in “something about me getting attached to fictional characters like they're my family or something” and “most of the time it's found family but idc much about it bcs luffy's my real family that's my brother and his brother is also my brother”. While they have creativity and humor, the dominant throughline is fierce, outspoken conviction and a confrontational courage that fits Gryffindor more than any other house.
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girls - girl in red
A well‑known song that fits them best is girls by girl in red. Their bio states “21 he/they ⚢” and they often tweet about being a lesbian, like sitting at “5 because im lesbian and greedy😍😍” “sitting at 5 because im lesbian and greedy😍😍”, which aligns with the song’s overt sapphic theme. They’re very openly and intensely attracted to women, e.g. talking about needing “lesbian sex with her so bad” “the biceps oh my fucking god i need lesbian sex with her so bad…” and projecting huge crush energy onto characters like Nami and Tamsy “#NAMI: sorry, but i'm more than just a cute navigator.” “not even king arthur can pull me out of tamsy caines”. The chaotic, horny, emotionally intense way they talk about their love for women mirrors the raw, confessional tone of the song. On top of that, their explicit disinterest in men, joking about heterophobia and cis men being “unnatural” to them “realizing that some of my oomfs are c!s m*n😢😢😢 no hate it's just unnatural to me”, fits perfectly with a track that unapologetically centers loving girls and nothing else.
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