Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Deep enthusiasm for ships and characters, e.g. intense focus on Phainon/Mydei in “im genuinely a myphd addict” and “deliverer's biggest fan 14.4k words...”.
- Community oriented: Engages with fandom friends and promotes others, like “FOLLOW BESTIE” and affection for oomfs in “too all my fixed myph or phd oomfies... I love u all”.
- Media literate: Shows critical thinking about fiction and politics, e.g. “anime is a form of art and all art is political” and analysis of misogyny in “how did gege write such a powerful female character...”.
- Humorous expressive: Uses jokes and exaggerated phrasing to entertain, like “Im built like this (left)”, “yall cant tell me megumi slander is not funny”, and self-aware thirst in “I love boobs I'm such a tits guy”.
- Supportive recommender: Helps others navigate fandom content, e.g. offering source help in “y'all should just tag me... ill tell u where its from” and asking for fic recs in “i fucking love alpha x alpha omegaverse !!!!! anyone got phaide or myphai fics to recommend”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑destructive talk: Uses extreme phrasing about self-harm or death, like “im literally killing myself TONIGHT” and “MAN JUST TELL ME TO KMS.”, which can be worrying for others.
- Highly explicit: Frequent overt sexual content may alienate some followers, e.g. “thinking about arlecchino and how I'm not bouncing on her cock tonight sigh” and “those are for me to pull on while I fuck him”.
- Conflict reactive: Tends to respond sharply when annoyed, as in “some of you really piss me off (not my oomfs)” and “this is why people wont stop using ai, theyre all ignorant and under educated and stupid”.
- Fandom consumed: Admits difficulty enjoying other ships beyond a main obsession in “when a ship is so soul consuming you can only enjoy other ships on a surface level...”, which might limit broader interests.
- Impulsive posting: Acknowledges oversharing, e.g. “i am so sorry for my last qrt i straight up just put dick n balls in everyone's face im sorry” and defensive note in “i dont even repost nsfw thattt much if you actually take the time to scroll my profile”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re most like Lisa Simpson: a media-literate, politically aware nerd who is still very online and extremely fandom-brained. They talk about criticism and politics in art like Lisa would, e.g. “anime is a form of art and all art is political” and “how did gege write such a powerful female character … but still managed to have misogynistic writing before and after that”. They’re also outspoken and a bit exasperated with people’s bad takes, much like Lisa’s rants, as in “some of you really piss me off (not my oomfs)” and “when you gotta reexplain simple concepts to people oh my god man sure”. At the same time, they’re intensely passionate about their hyperfixations (ships like myphai/phaidei, Genshin, JJK), mirroring Lisa’s obsessive interests: see “im genuinely a myphd addict” and “when a ship is so soul consuming you can only enjoy other ships on a surface level”. The combination of strong principles, emotional intensity, and unapologetic nerdiness makes Lisa the closest match.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as more Extraverted (E) than introverted: they openly interact with fandom discourse, address their audience directly (e.g. “y'all should just tag me instead of grok under random phd or myph gifs ill tell u where its from”), and frequently react loudly to others’ posts (“BRYONCE FOLLOWED ME EVERYONE ACT NORMAL ACT NORMAL”, “GUYS 😭😭😭😭😭 GUYS I LOVE THIS SO MUCH”), which suggests social energy and external processing. Their interests and commentary are strongly Intuitive (N): they talk more about ships, dynamics, and meta than concrete daily life, e.g. “when a ship is so soul consuming you can only enjoy other ships on a surface level…” and fandom/media analysis like “anime is a form of art and all art is political”. They lean clearly Feeling (F), prioritising emotional reactions, values, and empathy-driven takes over detached logic: see their frustration with fandom behavior (“some of you really piss me off (not my oomfs)”) and concern with representation/misogyny (“how did gege write such a powerful female character… but still managed to have misogynistic writing before and after that”). Finally, they appear more Perceiving (P) than judging: their timeline is impulsive, in-the-moment and reactive (“im on my period and in pain which means I'll be reading fanfics”, “lowkey wanna gamble on ineffa”), and even when they mention goals or plans, it’s loose and flexible rather than structured (“i need to lock in for the phd and myph valentine events dude”). All together—expressive social energy, abstract/ship-dynamic focus, emotionally charged and values-driven commentary, and spontaneous, fandom-driven lifestyle—fit ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re ‘deliverer’s biggest fan’ and a myphd addict… if I write you a 14.4k E-rated love confession with humiliation kink, will you finally let me be your favorite problematic ship?
- You’re on your period, in pain, and reading fanfics — let me be the comfort fic where the only cramps you feel are from laughing too hard at my terrible phaidei puns.
- You keep tweeting ‘I need Phainon pregnant’ and ‘I need Mydei pregnant’ — statistically speaking, you clearly have room in your schedule for one more unhinged obsession, can I apply?
- You said if Suguru was a woman you’d forgive her; as a certified lesbian who loves Arlecchino and boobs, does that mean if I show up with good tits and better media literacy you’ll absolve me of all my sins too?
- You’re saving fragile resin for Snezhnaya and calling NK a filler region — meanwhile I’m here trying to be your limited 5★ banner: zero pity, 100% guarantee, and a permanent buff to your ‘completely mentally stable about this’ stat.
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Your new Twitter bio
Fandom essayist & fic enjoyer. Most likely yelling about Phainon, phaidei, myph/myphai or Arlecchino. Once misread 1/7 as 2/2 and ruined my night.– @wlwkhaslana
Your signature cocktail
The Phainon Brainrot Fizz
Overproof dark rum stands for their unhinged, horny intensity and all-caps reactions like “IM FUCKING BRICKED UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP” and “I HAVE 0 APPROPRIATE THINGS TO SAY”. Spiced hibiscus syrup adds a queer, dramatic floral note that nods to their sapphic vibe in the bio and lines like “I love boobs I'm such a tits guy”. Grapefruit juice brings a sharp, slightly bitter edge for their media-literacy and fandom takes, as in “anime is a form of art and all art is political” and “some of you really piss me off (not my oomfs)”. A few drops of chili tincture represent their explicit kinkiness and omegaverse obsession in tweets like “deliverer's biggest fan ... rated E (explicit) ... humiliation kink” and “i fucking love alpha x alpha omegaverse !!!!!”. Finally, sparkling water lightens everything into a playful fizz, capturing how they still gush, scream, and laugh about ships and art, like “GUYS 😭😭😭😭😭 GUYS I LOVE THIS SO MUCH” and “chat this is so cute 😭😭😭”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their timeline is intensely fandom-focused, but what stands out most is loyalty and care for their communities and friends. They gush over mutuals and encourage others to support them, as in “FOLLOW BESTIE” and “too all my fixed myph or phd oomfies who haven't blocked me and are nice to me I love u all”, which shows a very Hufflepuff priority on bonds and reciprocity. They put effort into helping others navigate fandom content, e.g. “y'all should just tag me instead of grok under random phd or myph gifs ill tell u where its from”, and sharing their own work like “deliverer's biggest fan ... please mind the tags”, which reflects hard work and responsibility toward readers. Their frustration tends to center around fairness and people misunderstanding or misrepresenting things, such as “i wish non switch shippers would stop speaking on what the other side is doing, you aren't there and you are wrong” and “when you gotta reexplain simple concepts to people oh my god man sure”, showing a desire for respectful, fair discourse. While they’re witty and media-literate, their core vibe is not ruthless ambition or lone-wolf cleverness, but communal, ride-or-die loyalty—very much in line with Hufflepuff.
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boys will be boys (but not in this song) - Dodie
The best fitting song is “boys will be boys (but not in this song)” by Dodie, because it combines queer, slightly unhinged thirst with sharp, media‑literate feminism, very similar to how they tweet. They’re loudly gay and extremely character/ship‑driven, as seen in “i love phainon a normal amount” and “wake up babe, mfs are calling lesbians male centred for liking fictional characters again”, which lines up with the song’s queer, self‑aware lens on desire and frustration. The way they oscillate between horny and politically/critically engaged — for example “anime is a form of art and all art is political” right next to “those are for me to pull on while I fuck him” — matches the song’s mix of intimacy and biting commentary. Their annoyance with misogyny and fandom discourse, like “how did gege write such a powerful female character… but still managed to have misogynistic writing before and after that”, also fits the song’s theme of calling out normalized bad behavior. Overall, it’s a track that feels like a clever, exhausted, queer rant set to music — exactly the vibe of their timeline.
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