Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Professional Ambition: She is dedicated to her career as a medical technologist, planning to “enroll na ko sa review center para mag review for ascp” once permanent.
- Linguistic Dedication: She actively studies Japanese, using “kaishi deck” flashcards and analyzing “kanji” to improve her skills.
- Authentic Self-Awareness: She openly processes her identity, feeling “better after finally admitting it was comphet and im actually a bonafide lesbian”.
- Avid Reader: She maintains a consistent reading habit, exploring niche genres like “found footage and mockumentary” literature.
- Patient Care: Despite workplace stress, she takes pride in her clinical skills, feeling happy when patients say “ang gaan ko tumusok” during blood draws.
Weaknesses:
- Disorganized Attachment: She struggles with interpersonal dynamics, noting her “disorganized attachment style sucks” because she oscillates between wanting and rejecting connection.
- Workplace Distraction: She admits to playing games on the clock, stating her “workmate deadass thought i was busy working little did they know i was trying to fc a song in pjsk”.
- People Pleasing: She identifies a recurring struggle with “people pleasing behavior” that she finds difficult to resolve.
- Emotional Extremism: She experiences intense mood swings, questioning “why am i either super depressed or super horny why is there no in between”.
- Procrastination: She tends to let tasks accumulate, mentioning her “backlogs are all piling up but i have no energy to do shit”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, wabi is a highly sensitive and introspective individual who often grapples with existential loneliness, questioning “if i was a man and i was balding i would immediately kill myself” or why they feel “unwell” despite being loved. They share Lisa's intellectual curiosity for niche media, whether it is “disgusting pieces of media” or “found footage and mockumentary”. While Lisa plays the saxophone, wabi channels their feelings into games like Project Sekai, even admitting to being “busy trying to fc a song” instead of working. Ultimately, both personalities find solace in their specific passions and feminist-leaning perspectives, such as demanding more “women playing sports” in media.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Wabi exhibits Introversion (I) through their preference for solitary hobbies like gaming and reading, often lamenting the “lingering loneliness” that accompanies their internal world. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their fascination with abstract, dark media and psychological concepts, such as discussing their “disorganized attachment style” or the themes in Ordinary People. As a Feeling (F) type, they are deeply expressive about their emotions and values, frequently oscillating between being “super depressed or super horny” and showing intense devotion to their 'oshis.' Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature shows in a spontaneous, somewhat chaotic lifestyle where they “oversleep” instead of working and struggle with “backlogs piling up” due to a lack of energy.
Some pickup lines for you
- I promise I’m easier to read than Kanji, and unlike those horror books you like, the only thing 'disgusting' about me is how hard I'm falling for you.
- Are you a Project Sekai song? Because I’d risk getting caught by my workmates just to get a Full Combo on your heart.
- I know you’re a bonafide lesbian, so let’s make a deal: I’ll be the Rae to your Claire, but I promise I’ll never be a 'backburner' inspired fic.
- If life feels like a syringe hiding the flashback, let me be your divine intervention—I’d never let you feel unloved or unwell.
- I’m no ASCP reviewer, but I’ve been studying your tweets so much I’m pretty sure I could pass a board exam on how to make you smile.
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Your new Twitter bio
Medical technologist by day, Yuri enthusiast by night. Ask me about the time a coworker thought I was working when I was actually just trying to FC a rhythm game.– @wlwnator
Your signature cocktail
The Flashback Syringe
This experimental cocktail reflects a MedTech professional who is “either super depressed or super horny,” mixing the burn of chili-infused Lambanog with a sweet Hibiscus syrup to represent their “himejoshi” nature and love for “ONE PIECE YURI.” The sparkling sake floater captures their obsession with “virtual idols” and gacha games like Project Sekai, while the sharp bitters nod to their taste for “consuming disgusting pieces of media” and horror novels. The name itself is a cheeky nod to their daily work struggle where the “syringe hates me so much it hides the flashback from me.” It is a high-octane drink for a self-proclaimed “retired thirst trapper” who needs a “divine intervention” just to survive the work week.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Wabi demonstrates a strong sense of self-preservation and resourcefulness, openly prioritizing her own comfort and goals, such as when she admits to being a “retired thirst trapper” or weighing whether to “work part time tomorrow or oversleep”. Her ambition is directed toward her professional advancement, noting her plans to “enroll na ko sa review center para mag review for ascp” once her job becomes permanent. She possesses a sharp, biting wit and a disregard for social niceties that don't serve her, seen in her blunt assertion that “we should kill all incels”. Ultimately, her focus on personal identity, niche interests, and curated social circles—stating she is “happy with the friends i have right now so idrc”—aligns perfectly with Slytherin's selective and goal-oriented nature.
Your movie
Your song
Liability - Lorde
The song's core theme of feeling too much while simultaneously feeling like a burden perfectly matches wabi's oscillation between being “super depressed or super horny” and their struggle with a “lingering loneliness that never goes away”. Wabi openly discusses their self-perception as becoming “unbearable” due to their mental state, echoing the song’s focus on being 'too much' for others. This raw emotional vulnerability is paired with a heavy reliance on fictional worlds and hobbies to cope with a “disorganized attachment style” and a deep-seated “people pleasing behavior”. Ultimately, the song captures the essence of a “bonafide lesbian” navigating the isolating intersection of queer identity, mental health struggles, and the quiet grind of the medical workforce.
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